老友记第十季

TheOneWithRoss'sGrant

1006罗斯的科研经费

罗斯很想得到一笔科研究经费，负责审核把关的人是女朋友查理的前任男友、诺贝尔奖金获

得者本杰明（GregKinnear客串）。

他说只要罗斯跟查理分手，就给他那笔科研经费。

罗斯不同意，却没想到查理和本杰明旧情复燃，罗斯陪了夫人又折兵。

钱德工作的广告公司需要拍摄一只广告，乔伊请钱德帮忙说话，让自己可以出演这支广告。

钱德不愿意又不好明说，假装看了乔伊给他的一卷录像带，被乔伊揭穿，钱德只好满足乔伊

的要求以获得他的原谅。

菲比收拾东西时发现自己曾创作过的“艺术品”，把它们送给了极不情愿接受的瑞秋和莫妮

卡。

10.06TheOneWithRoss'sGrant

Chandler'sadagencygetsanewaccountandJoeywantsChandlertogethiminthe

commercial.

Chandlerdoesn'tthinkhe'srightforthepart,soJoeygiveshimavideotape

containingasampleofhiscommercialwork.

Chandlerdoesn'twatchit,butliesthathedid.

JoeyrealizesthetruthbecauChandlerneversaysanythingabouthisJapane

'Ichiban:Lipstickformen"commercial.

RossisapplyingforapaleontologygrantandfindsoutCharlie'soldboyfriend

(Benjamin)evaluatestheapplicants.

Charlieintroducesthem,andBenjaminimmediatelystartspressuringRosstobreak

upwithher,sohecangetherback.

Rossdoesn'tgivein(v.让步),buteventuallyCharliedecidestogetbacktogether

withBenjaminanyway.

PhoebeisclearingstuffoutofherapartmenttomakeroomforMike;

Shedecidestogetridofsomehideousartworkshecreated,andtriestogiveit

toMonicaandRachel,whohadbeenpretendingtolikeit.

[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneexceptPhoebeisthere]

Phoebe:(sheenters)Hey...

All:Hey!

Rachel:Hi!

Ross:Pheebs,what'swrong?

Phoebe:Oh,I'mjustsoexhaustedfromdraggingaroundthis...(sheshows

herring)hugeengagementring!

All:OH!

Rachel:MyGod!

Joey:Hey!

Rachel:Congratulations!Wow!!

Ross:So,didhegetononeknee,didhehaveaspeechprepared,or(in

atenderway)didhecry?(theguyslookathim)Yeah,bigsurpri,I

likeproposals!

Phoebe:Well,itwasreallysweet,andlikethemostromanticthingever.

Joey:Well,hey!Well...(hetakeshismugtotoastPhoebe)Here'sto

Phoebe,who'sfoundthegreatestguyintheworld!ToPhoebeand...(a

bituncertain)IwannasayMike?(pau)ToPhoebeandMike!

All:Whoo!

Phoebe:Thankyou!(toRachel)Oh,andIhavesomethingforyou!

Rachel:Mmh-mmh!

Phoebe:It's,yes,'sgotthenumbersofallthe

guysI'vedated.

Rachel:Oh,Pheebs,baby,that'snicebutyouknowwhat,IthinkI'mok.

Whydon'tyougiveittooneofyourothersinglegirlfriends?

Phoebe:Iwould,butyou'rethelastone.

Rachel:(angrily)GIVEMETHEBOOK!(shetakesitandstartreading)Pablo

Diaz,BradySmith,huh,"Guy-in-van"?

vann.箱形客货两用车[eg:Furnitureisusuallymovedinavan]

Phoebe:Oh,myfirstlove!

Rachel:Oh!

Monica:WhatdoestheredXnexttoBobGreenmore'snamemean?

Phoebe:Dead.(everyoneisabitupt)Oh,it'sOK,no,hewasold,yeah!

Andhelivedafulllife,hewasinthefirstwaveatOmahaBeach.

OmahaBeachwasthecodename(n.代号)foroneoftheprincipallandingpointsofthe

AlliedinvasionofGerman-occupiedFranceintheNormandy[n.诺曼底(法国西北部一地区

北临英吉利海峡)]landingsonJune61944,chwaslocated

onthenortherncoastofFrance,facingtheEnglishChannel,andwas5miles(8km)long,

gsherewere

necessaryinordertolinkup(v.连接)theBritishlandingstotheeastwiththeAmerican

landingtothewest,thusprovidingacontinuouslodgement(n.立足点)ontheNormandy

OmahawastobetheresponsibilityofUnitedStatesArmytroops,witha

delementsoftheRoyalNavy[n.(英国)

皇家海军].OnD-Day[<军>军事攻击开始日(尤指第二次世界大战中盟军进攻西欧日,即1944年

6月6日)],theuntested29thInfantry(n.步兵团)Division,joinedbyeightcompanies(n.

连)sredirectedfromPointeduHoc,weretoassaultthewesternhalfof

initialassaultwaves,consistingoftanks,infantryandcombatengineerforces,were

carefullyplannedtoreducethecoastaldefencesandallowthelargershipsofthe

maryobjectiveatOmahawastocureabeachhead(n.

据点)ofsomefivemiles(eightkilometers)depth,betweenPort-en-BessinandtheVire

River,linkingwiththeBritishlandingsatGoldBeachtotheeast,andreachingthe

ng

ydeployedin

strongpoints(n.战略要点)atthecoast,theGermanstrategywasbadondefeatingany

ttlewentasplannedatOmahaonD-Day.

Difficultiesinnavigationcaudthemajorityoflandingcrafttomisstheirtargets

enswereunexpectedlystrongandinflictedheavycasualties

on(造成大量伤亡)eavyfiretheengineersstruggledto

clearthebeachobstacles,causinglaterlandingstobuncharoundthefewchannelsthat

edbythecasualtiestakenjusttoland,thesurvivingassault

troopscouldnotcleartheheavilydefendedexitsoffthebeach,causingfurtherproblems

enetrations(n.突破)wereeventually

achievedbygroupsofsurvivorsmakingimprovidassaults,scalingthebluffs(n.断

崖)ndofthedaytwosmallisolated

footholds(n.立足点)hadbeenwonandwhich,againstweakerdefensfurtherinland,were

subquentlyexploitedtoachievetheoriginalD-Dayobjectivesoverthefollowingdays.

Chandler:Hey,I'msorry,Ishouldhavegivenyouguysmyblackbookwhen

Igotmarried!Althoughitwasn'tsomuchabookasa...

Janice'sphonenumberonit.

blackbookn.黑名册

Rachel:Phoebe,isn'tJethroTullaband?

Jethr

musicismarkedbythedistinctivevocalstyleandleadflute(n.长笛)workoffrontman

llyplayingbluesrockwithanexperimentalflavour,theyhave,over

theyears,incorporatedelementsofclassical,folkand'ethnic'musics,jazzandart

ic(adj.兼收并蓄的)influences,diverinstrumentation(n.乐器使用),and

oftenelaboratesongconstructionledthemtobelabelledasanarchetypal(adj.原型

的)"progressiverock"band.

Phoebe:(proudofherlf)Ohyes,theyare.

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:ChandlerandMonica'sapartment]

Chandler:(heenters)Heyhoney!

Joey:(Lookinginsidethefridge,clos

thedoor,andweeit'sJoey.)Hisweetie!

Chandler:IsMonicanothere?

Joey:No.

Chandler:Oh,thenI'cywasbiddingforabigaccount

andtheygotit!It'smyfirstnationalcommercial!

bidforv.投标/accountn.客户[eg:Thecompanyisourbestaccount]

Joey:Cool!

Chandler:Yeah,andIdon'twannabragbutalotoftheideasweremine!

(silence)Hell,youweren'tthere?Alltheideasweremine!!!

Joey:That'sgreat!Hey,canyoucastmeinit?

castvt.为(戏剧角色)选派演员[eg:Annwascastasthewife]

Chandler:Oh...Idon'tknow,Ireallydon'tthinkyou'rerightforthe

part.

Joey:Whatdoyoumean?Icandoanything,I'machameleon!Huh?(hemimes

anoldmanwithabeard)I'mold!(thenheyawns)I'mtired!(thenhemimes

someonewho'shot...)Hey,I'mhot(...andcold)I'mcold!!Huh??Come

on!Whatcan'tIdo?

chameleonn.变色龙

Chandler:,butIreallydon'tthinkyou'reright

tcallsforastuffycollegeprofessor.

bravoint.好极了/callforv.要求/stuffyadj.<口>古板的保守的[eg:Thatstuffy

professorgivesveryboringlectures]

Joey:Icandothat!(inadeepervoice)"Hello,I'

I'mnotbusythinkingofimportantthingsor...o

u..."Oh,what'stheproduct?

professvt.(以教授身份)教教授

Chandler:Softwarethatfacilitatesinter-business-networking

e-solutions?

facilitatevt.(不以人作主语的)使容易使便利推动/e-solutionn.电子解决方案

Joey:(afteralongpauhestartsmimingagain)I'mcold!

[Scene:eissittingonthecouchandRosnters.]

Ross:(toCharlie)Hey!

Charlie:Hey!

Ross:Guesswho'safinalistforahugerearchgrant!I'llgiveyoua

hint,he'slookingrightatyou.

finalistn.参加决赛的人/rearchgrantn.科研补助金

Charlie:Ah,well,unlessit'sthecreepyguywithhishanduphiskilt,

I'mgonnasaycongratulations!

creepyadj.令人毛骨悚然的/kiltn.苏格兰方格呢短裙

Ross:Oh,I'msoexcited,Imean,apparentlyIbeatouthundredsofother

applicants,t

I'mkeepingscoreoranything...five!

graduateschooln.研究所/keepscorev.记比分

Charlie:Wow,that'sgreat!So,tellmeaboutthegrant!

Ross:Well,ok,it'getit,I'llfinally

beabletocompletemyfieldrearch!Andtherewillbeanarticleabout

meinthe"PaleontologyReview"!Yeah!That'llbethefirsttimemyname

isinthere,withoutpeopleraisingriousquestionsaboutmywork!

Fieldrearch/primarymarketrearchstandsinoppositiontorearchconductedin

sstechnicallyknownasfieldwork,aterm

originatinginfarmandplantation(n.耕地)labor,andatermsometimesudtorefer

tothetemporaryfortifications(n.防御工事)ipant

obrvation,datacollection,andsurveyrearchareexamplesoffieldrearch,in

earchisthe

prima

r

collectedthroughsurveysandquestionnairesthataremadeoutspecificallyforapurpo.

AdvantagesofFieldRearch:Thebusinesscandesigntherearchinthebestwayto

discovertheparticularinformationrequiredThebusinesscanbesurethatthe

antagesofFieldRearch:Ittakestimefor

thebusinesstogathertheinformation

Charlie:talkingabouttheDewargrant?

Ross:?

Charlie:BenjaminHobartisadministeringthatgrant.

administervt.管理掌管[eg:Ittakesbrainstoadministeralargecorporation]

Ross:Yourex-boyfriend?

Charlie:Yeah.

Ross:So,yourex-boyfriendisgonnadetermineifyournewboyfriendgets

thisgrant?Wow,yournewboyfriendisscrewed!

Charlie:No,no,,ifanythingIthink

wwhat?Whydon'tweallgoouttodinner

together,andIcanintroduceyou.

termn.关系友谊[eg:Weareongoodtermswithourneighbors]/endupingreatterm友

好分手

Ross:Well,ifyouthinkitwouldhelp.

Charlie:Yes,absolutely.I'llcallhim.

Ross:Ok,now,isthereanythingIcandoto...youknow,butterhimup?

Anythinghereallylikes?

butterupv.阿谀奉承讨好

Charlie:Mmh...hedoeshaveaprettyriouslatexfetish.

latex<化>乳汁乳胶/fetish<心>恋物(引起变态性欲的物体)

latexfetish

Ross:We'llehowdinnergoes.

[Scene:Phoebe'ackingafewthingsintoboxes.]

Phoebe:(lookingatMonicaentering)Hey!

Monica:Hey,youwannagotoeamovie?

Phoebe:Well,ItoldyouIhadtospendallthedayclearingoutstuff,

soMikecouldmovein.

Monica:Oh,right.

Phoebe:Yeah.

Monica:Oh,tI'mhereImightaswellhelpyouwiththe

cleaningandorganizing!Justhappentohavemylabelmaker!

mightaswellv.最好该...做

labelmaker

Phoebe:Oh,it'ssohardtogetridofstuff!DidyouandChandlerhave

tomakecompromiswhenyoufirstmovedintogether?

Monica:Uh,Chandlerdid!Whatdoeshewantyoutogiveup?

Phoebe:worstone...hewantsmetogetridof

Gladys.

Monica:Who'sGladys?(Phoebeshowsherahorrificpaintingwitha

'sfrightenedand

shegasps.)Oh!Whatatragicloss!

horrificadj.可怕的/dummyn.假人/tragicadj.悲惨的

Phoebe:,Iknow!!Oh,youshould

takeher!

Monica:(fakinghappiness)Well,I-I-I-I...Idon'tknow...

Phoebe:Why,youdon'tlikeher?

Monica:Well,'snottolike!I'lltakeherinaminute!

But,youknow,Ithinkthatyou'regivinguptooeasy,that

youneedtofightforher!

inaminuteadv.马上立刻

Phoebe:Really?Youthink?

Monica:Absolutely!Yes,yousaytohim"I'msorryMikeIcan'tlive

withouther,shemeanstoomuchtome!"

Phoebe:Ok,I'!Oh,wait,ohIjustrealized...if

Idothat,thatmeansyoudon'tgether.

Monica:Damnit,Ididnotthinkthisthrough!

thinkthroughv.彻底地想清楚[eg:Youmustthinkitthroughbeforeyoutakeanyaction]

[Scene:,JoeyandEmmaarethere.]

Chandler:Heyyouguys.

Rachel:Hi!

Joey:Oh!Anywordoncastingyet?

Chandler:Joe,Itoldyou,you'rejustnotrightforthepart.

Joey:Whatdoyoumean?Rach,don'tIemlikeaprofessoryou'dbuysome

kindofe-crapfrom?

Rachel:I'msorry,thissoundslikesomethingI'mnevergonnabe

interestedin.

Joey:(toChandler)Look,c'mon,plea?It'snotlikeI'maskingforsome

ofessionalactor!

(heglancesathiswatchandesthetime)Oh,man,I'mtwohourslate

forwork!(hestands,readytogo).Look,here''s

gotallthecommercialsthatI'vebeenin.

reeln.(电影胶片等的)一盘[eg:Areelofthemovieismissing]

Chandler:Joe...

Joey:Justwatchit,andifyoudon'tlikeit,youdon'tpassitonto

yourboss!

Chandler:Fine!

Joey:Thankyou.(hesitsdown)

Chandler:Work,Joe!

Joey:Damnit!(heleaves)

Chandler:(toRachel)WhatamIgonnadonow?

Joey:Justpassittoyourboss!

Chandler:He'uggesthim,mybossare

gonnathinkI'manidiot!Andthat'ssomethingtheyshouldlearnontheir

own!

Rachel:JusttellJoeythatyouwatchedthetapeandyoulikedit,but

yourbossdidn'atway,you'rethegoodguyandthey'rethe

badguys.

Chandler:That'sgood!Ilikedit,theydidn't.(heesJoeyoutofthe

windowhittingonagirl)Joey,forGod'ssake,gotowork!(Joeyruns

away).

[Scene:dCharliearewaitingforherex-boyfriend,

BenjaminHobart]

Ross:Ican'tbelieveI'mabouttomeetBenjaminHobart.I'vealways

thoughtofhimasoneofthepeopleI'dinvitetomyfantasydinnerparty.

Doyouthinkthere'sanychancehe'llbringChristieBrinkleyorC3PO?

ChristieBrinkley(bornFebruary2,1954)born

ChristieLeeHudsoninMonroe,Michigan,eventhoughshehasclaimedtohavebeenborn

nginartandgraduatingin1972,Christieattended

PalisadesHighSchoolinPacificPalisades,arly1970s,sheandher

educatedatleLycéeFrançaisdeLosAngeles

andworkedinParisasanentry-levelillustrator(n.插图画家).In1976,shesigneda

contractwithcosmeticsgiantCoverGirl,whichtheycontinuedtorenewfortwentyyears.

AfewyearsafterCoverGirlendedtheircontractwithBrinkley,theyagainsignedher

onasamodelwithadsinmagazinesandcommercialsformatureskinproductsin2005.

SheappearedonthecoverofthreeconcutiveSportsIllustratedSwimsuitIssues

(1979–1981).

C-3PO(oftenshortenedtoThreepio)isafictionalcharacterfromtheStarWarsuniver,

whoappearsinboththeoriginalStarWarsfilmsandtheprequel(n.前传)

isalsoamajorcharacterinthetelevisionshow,andappearsfrequentlyintheries'

"ExpandedUniver"ofnovels,comicbooks,andvideogames.C-3POisoneofthefew

characterstoappearinallsixoftheStarWarsfeaturefilms,andoneoftheveryfew

isvariousappearances,heisportrayed

byAnthonyDaniels.C-3POisaprotocoldroiddesignedtorvehumans,andboaststhat

heisfluent"inoversixmillionformsofcommunication."C-3POisgenerallyenwith

hislong-timecounterpart,R2-D2,asmall,quirky(adj.诡异的)astromechdroid.

Threepio'smainfunctionasaprotocoldroidistoassistwithetiquette(n.礼节),customs,

ime,C-3PO

dadventureandspacetravel,astheyoften

resultedinhimcomingoutonthewrongendofafight,losingparts,andhavingthem

reattached,erwithhisfellowdroidR2,Threepioplayed

avitalandpivotal(adj.关键的)roleinthegalaxy'shistory,howeverlowlyhethought

ofhimlf.

Charlie:(glancesoverRoss'shoulder)Sorry,lookslikeit'sjusthim.

Benjamin:Charlie!MyGod,youlookabsolutelystunning!

stunning<口>极漂亮的绝色的/GregoryKinnear(bornJune17,1963)isanAcademy

Award-nominatedAmericanactorandtelevisionpersonality,whorotostardomasthe

firsthostofE!'sTalkSoup.

Ross:Well,I...Iamhavingagoodhairday.

要是有人对你说Ihadabadhairday.你可千万别回答：“哪儿的话，我看你今天的发型挺

好看的。”其实abadhairday的意思是“很不顺利的一天”。而且abadhairday的意思并

不是“不顺利”三个字就能囊括的，当你顶着一个糟糕无比的发型时，你的心情一定沮丧透顶，

所以abadhairday还暗指不顺利的经历给受害者的情绪造成了严重的影响或带来很大的心理

压力。1993年，语言学家威廉·萨菲尔在纽约时报专栏里讨论这个短语时将它追溯到1991年喜

剧演员加里·山德林的一句评论（他有一句经典搞笑台词Ismyhairallright?）。1995年，

美国电视新闻节目主持人简·波利也曾在一些场合宣称，短语abadhairday是在她在20世纪

70年代时创造的。事实上，美国方言协会（AmericanDialectSociety）的研究显示，该短语

最早的书面形式出现在1988年苏珊·斯沃茨在休斯顿记事报（HoustonChronicle）上的专栏文

章里。尽管斯沃茨自己并没有宣称这个短语是她创造的，但她显然是第一个在公开出版的刊物上

使用该词的人。

Benjamin:Sogoodtoeyou.

Charlie:Metoo.(sheandBenjaminarehuggingforverylongandRoss

startspretendingtoclearhisthroat,untiltheystop)

Ross:I'mok.

Charlie:I'msorry...(introducesthemtoeachother)RossGeller...

BenjaminHobart.

Ross:It''ttellyouhowlongI'vebeenan

admirerofyourwork,Imean,thatNobelprize,(hethumbsup)whoooo!

Imean,Ihavetotellyouthat,you'reoneofthereasonsIgotintothe

field.

Benjamin:Oh,well,ly,notlikewi.I'veneverheard

ofyouuntilthismorning,but,it'snicetobenice!

likewiadv.同样地[eg:Itoldhimtowatchmeanddolikewi]

Charlie:Shallwe?(theysitdownandBenjamintakesRoss'chair).

Benjamin:(toRoss)Thankyou!(toCharlie).Ican'tbelievethatyoucho

thisrestaurant!Doyourememberthenight?

Charlie:OhmyGod,Icompletelyforgot!(theylaugh)OhmyGod!Ican't

believetheyletusbackinthisplace!(theylaughmore,andRossstart

laughingtoo).

Benjamin:(toRoss)Youweren'tthere!

Ross:No,but,it's,youknow,it'sjustafunnyimage,youknow,thetwo

ofyou,inthisrestaurant,with...(laughsnervously)tzz-zzz,mmm.

Charlie:Ross,whydon'tyoutellBenjiaboutyourproposal,whileIgo

totheladiesroom?

Benjamin:So,tellmeaboutit.

Ross:Okwell,IwouldliketodoadiginthePainteddert.

PaintedDert(Arizona)isthenameforabroadareaofcolorfulbadlands(n.荒地)

ertstretchesfromtheGrand

CanyonNationalParkintothePetrifiedForestNationalParkandrunsroughlyastride(adv.

跨着)awithinthe

PetrifiedForestNationalWildernessisalsoknownasthePaintedDertWilderness.

MuchofthePaintedDertregionislocatedwithintheNavajo[n.纳瓦霍人(美国最大的

印第安部落)]ionisalsohometoanumberofcountyparkssuchasthe

ajoandtheHopi[n.

霍皮人(美国亚利桑那州东南部印第安村庄居民)]peoplehavelivedintheregionforat

leastonethousandyears,howeverthemodernnameforthedertcomesfromtheSpaniards

whonamedit"elDesiertoPintado"duetoitsbrightlycoloredlandscape.

Benjamin:M-m.

Ross:See,therearestillveralareasthathaven'tbeenfully

excavated.

excavatev.发掘(古物等)[eg:Thearchaeologistxcavatedaburiedcity]

Benjamin:BreakupwithCharlie!

Ross:What?

Benjamin:What?

Ross:Didyoujustsay"breakupwithCharlie"?

Benjamin:Well,yes,dsayit,andno,Ididn'tnotsay

it.

Ross:Kindofinappropriate,don'tyouthink?

inappropriateadj.不适当的

Benjamin:I'aven'tenherforsolong!Allthe

feelingsarerushingback!I'mstartingtorealizehowmuchImisdher,

andI'mgonnaneedyoutobreakupwithher.

Ross:Areyourious?

Benjamin:IfyousayyesthenI'mrious,ifyousaynothenI'mjoking!

Ross:No!

Benjamin:Jokingitis!

[Scene:Monica'enterstheroom.]

Phoebe:Hi!Sorry,I'mlate.

Monica:Hey,howdiditgowithMike,ishegonnaletyoukeepthepainting?

Phoebe:No,'sgonnaletmekeepmyboxofhuman

hair!goodnewsis,Gladysis

yours!

Monica:Wow,what'sthebadnews!

Rachel:Who'sGladys?

Phoebe:Oh,she'sthatworkofartImade,youknow,withthewomancoming

outoftheframe.

workofartn.艺术作品

Rachel:(sarcastic)Oh,andMonicagetstokeepher?Inherhou?Iam

sojealous!

Phoebe:Oh,Ididn'tknowyouwantedhertoo!

Monica:Huh!

Rachel:Well,Imean,sure,...youalreadygavethatto

Monica,so...

Monica:Youknow,Iwouldgiveherup,foryou.

Rachel:No,Icouldn'tletyoudothat.

Monica:ButIwantto.

Rachel:ButIdon'twantyouto.

Monica:ButIinsist!

Rachel:ButIinsistharder!

Phoebe:Girls,girls,stop,ok?We',she'sRachel's,

tailsshe'sMonica's.(sheflipsthecoin).Tails!Monica,she'syours!

Monica:No,thatlandedinyourfood!

Rachel:(sarcastic)No,no,that'fairandsquare.I'mso

sad!

[Scene:ChandlerwalksintoJoey'sapartment]

Chandler:HeyJoe!

Joey:What'sup?

Chandler:edthetapeandpasditalongtomyboss

andtheyweren'tinterested.

Joey:(soundsdisappointed)Oh.

Chandler:(Handsthetapebacktohim)I'msorryman.

Joey:(looksathimsuspiciously)But,ehm...youwatchedthetape?

Chandler:(soundsnervous)Yeah!I...I...Ilikedit!(Joeycontinues

tolookathimsuspiciously)But,ehm...mybossdidn'

sonsofbitches!

Joey:(soundsconfident)Youdidn'twatchthetape.

Chandler:(lookssurprid)What!?OfcourIdid!

Joey:Look,it'sonethingnottocastme,buttolietome?

Chandler:I'mnotlyingtoyou,Iwatchedit!

Joey:Well,youliedagain!(Rachelcomesoutofherroomandisobrving

theconversation)

Chandler:Iwatchedit!

Joey:KeepgoingPinocchio!

TheAdve

firsthalfwasoriginallyarialbetween1881and1883,andthenlatercompletedas

outthemischievous(adj.淘气的)adventures

ofPinocchio,ananimatedmarionette(n.牵线木偶),andhispoorfather,awoodcarver(n.

木雕艺人)nsideredaclassicofchildren'sliteratureandhas

spawnedmanyderivative(adj.派生的)worksofart,suchasDisney's1940animatedmovie

ofthesamename,andcommonplaceideas,suchasaliar'slongno.匹诺曹

Chandler:(nowyelling)(pretendingtolookshocked)Idid!

Joey:(yellingback)Noyoudidn't!(turnsandgoestowardshisroom)

Chandler:(followinghim)I'mtellingyou,Iwatchedthetape.(Reaches

Joey'sroomandJoeyslamsthedoorinhisface)

Rachel:Didyouwatchthetape?

Chandler:(Inasarcastic"ofcournot"!-tone)No!

[Scene:dtwootherprofessors(oneman,onewoman)

inHobartissittingonthe

otherside]

Benjamin:Thelectioncommitteehaschonthethreeofyouasour

imatedecisionwillbebadupontheanswersyou

givetothequestionsIaskhere.I',

doyoupropotocorrectthisproblem?

lectioncommitteen.选拔委员会/fieldn.(知识)领域[eg:Heisaprominentscholarin

thefieldoflinguistics]/berelianton依赖于/taxonomicadj.分类学的/propovt.计

划打算(+to)[eg:Theypropotobegintonight]/Linnaeantaxonomy(n.分类学)isamethod

ofclassifyinglivingthingsoriginallydevidby,andnamedfor,CarlLinnaeus(n.

瑞典博物学家林奈)atest

innovationofLinnaeus,andstillthemostimportantaspectofthissystem,isthegeneral

uofbinomial(adj.二种名称的)nomenclature(n.命名法),thecombinationofagenus(n.

种类)nameandasinglespecificepithet(n.称号)touniquelyidentifyeachspeciesof

mple,thehumanspeciesisuniquelyidentifiedbythebinomialHomo

oLinnaeantaxonomy,

ciesareclassified

inarankedhierarchy,originallystartingwithkingdomsalthoughdomainshavesince

msaredividedintophyla(singular:

phylum[n.(生物分类学上的)门])—foranimals;thetermdivision,udforplantsand

fungi(n.菌类植物),iquivalenttotherankofphylum(andthecurrentInternational

CodeofBotanical(adj.植物学的)Nomenclatureallowstheuofeitherterm).Phyla(or

divisions)aredividedintoclass,andthey,inturn,intoorders,families,genera

(singular:genus),andspecies(singular:species).

:Well,Ibelievethattheanswerslieintheosteologicalevidence.

Iplantobeginthere.

osteologicaladj.骨学的

Benjamin:(nods)Interesting.

Ross:(Rollshiyes)Iguess!

Benjamin:,ight

thattakeplace?

fieldworkn.野外调查工作

:PrimarilyinthePierreShaleregionofSouthDakota.

primarilyadv.主要地根本上[eg:Theissuewasnotprimarilyapoliticalone]

PierreShaleregion

Benjamin:,whenismybirthday?

Ross:(shockedandconfudbythequestion)What?I...I...(Benjamin

looksathimasiftosay"What'swrong?Answerthequestion")

Benjamin:Caretoventureaguess?

venturevt.大胆提出(或说出)(+to-v)[eg:Nooneventuredtospeaktohim]

Ross:(annoyed)May12th?

Benjamin:(lookssurpridandun-impresd)That'snotevenkindaclo!

(Rosslooksaroundconfud),howmanygraduatestudentsyou'dbe

needing?

unimpresdadj.没留下深刻印象的/graduatestudentn.研究生

:Halfadozen.

Benjamin:Ie,?

:Threeforexcavationandtwoforanalysis.

excavationn.挖掘开凿[eg:Theexcavationoftheburiedcitytookalongtime]

Benjamin:,which1965Shirelleshitwaslater

coveredbyapopularBritishinvasionband?

TheShirelleswereanAmericangirlgroupintheearly1960s,andthefirsttohavea

bersofthequartetwereShirleyOwens

(themainleadsinger;alsoknownasShirleyAlstonReeves),DorisColey(alsoknown

asDorisKennerJackson),whosangleadon"DedicatedToTheOneILove","WelcomeHome

Baby","BlueHoliday"andanumberof'b'sidesandalbumcuts,BeverlyLee,andAddie

'Micki'rtetformedinNewJeryin1958,andwentontoreleaastring

ofhitsincluding"BabyIt'sYou","MamaSaid","FoolishLittleGirl",andthe#1Pop

hits"WillYouLoveMeTomorrow"and"SoldierBoy".Their"ShaLaLa"becamean

internationalhitwhencoveredbytheUK/BritishgroupManfredMann,givingthemaTop

5hitin1965,andthesong"Boys"tlesalsocovered(v.

翻唱)"BabyIt'sYou"ontheiralbum"Plea,PleaMe"ater,this

sameBurtBacharach/HalDavidsongwasalsoaTop30hitintheUKforSheffield-born

relleswerethefirstmajorfemalevocalgroupoftherockand

rollera,definingtheso-calledgirlgroupsoundwiththeirsoft,sweetharmoniesand

yearning(adj.怀念的)usicwasablendofpopandR&B,especially

Doo-wopandsmoothuptownsoulthatappealedtolistenersacrosstheboard,beforeMotown

TheChantelspreceded(v.

领先于)thembyveralyears,theirinternationalsuccesswasunprecedented,paving

thewayforlegionsof(adj.大批的)imitators;theirinviting(adj.引人动心的)musical

blueprinthadanenduringinfluencenotjustontheirimmediatefollowers,butonfuture

generationsoffemalepopsingers,whooftenupdatedtheirsongswithoutlosingtheir

tion,theyprovidedsomeoftheearliesthitsforimportantBrill

BuildingsongwriterslikeGerryGoffin&CaroleKing,BurtBacharach&HalDavid,and

VanMcCoy.

TheBritishInvasionwasthetermappliedbymedia-andsubquentlybyconsumers-

totheinflux(n.流入)ofrockandroll,beatandpopperformers(suchas：theBeatles，

DeepPurple，theMoodyBlues，PinkFloyd，theRollingStones，theWho，theYardbirds)

fromtheUnitedKingdomwhobecamepopularintheUnitedStates,Australia&Canada.

TheclassicBritishInvasionperiodwas1964to1967,butthetermhasalsobeenapplied

tolater"waves"ofUKartiststhathadsignificantimpactontheNorthAmerican

entertainmentmarket.

Ross:(evenmoreshocked)Wha..?Ineed6graduatestudents.

Benjamin:No!I'msorry,wewerelookingfor"BabyIt'sYou".BabyIt's

You.

"BabyIt'sYou"isasongwrittenbyBurtBacharach(music),andLutherDixon(credited

asBarneyWilliams)andMackDavid(lyrics).ItwasrecordedbytheShirellesandthe

Beatles,hest-chartingversionof"BabyIt's

You"wasbythebandSmith,whotookthesongto#5ontheUSchartsin1969.

Ross:Wha...?Wait,wait,wait,myquestionshave

anythingtodowithPaleontology.

Benjamin:You'reright,

"Boscodictiasaur".

scratchvt.潦草地涂写凑合[eg:Hescratchedanoteandputitonherdesk.

Ross:(annoyed)um...I'veneverheardofa"Boscodictiasaur".

Benjamin:Yeah,t.

Ross:(staresathimangrily)Ok.(determinedtospellitcorrectly)B

-O-S...

Benjamin:No,itstartswithasilent"M".

Ross:Ohcomeon!!

[Scene:JoeyandRachel'erandRachelaretalking.]

Chandler:Ican'eingcalledaliar!

Rachel:Butyouarealiar.

Chandler:WhatdidIjustsay?

(Joeycomesoutofhisroom)

Joey:Youstillhere?

Chandler:Yes,andIhavetosay,

ItellsomebodyIdidsomething...

Joey:Okwhoah-hey...Letmejuststopyourightthere,ok?First,you

lied,right?Then,youliedaboutlying,ok?Thenyouliedaboutlying

aboutlying,ok?Sobeforeyoulieaboutlyingaboutlyingaboutlying

about...lying...(loscountandbeginstocountthenumberof'lyings'

intheairbutgivesup.)(yelling)Stoplying!

Chandler:WhyareyousosureIdidn'twatchthistape?

Joey:(veryangry)Youwannaknowwh...?Youwannaknowwhy?(goesback

intohisroom)

Rachel:Well,thisisgoingwell.(Chandlerlooksworried)

Joey:(comesoutholdingthetape)Here'showIknowyoudidn'twatchthe

tape,ok?(putsitintotheVCR)Ifyouhadenwhatwasonthistape,

believeme,t,nowremember,Igot

paidalotofmoneyforthisanditonlyairedinJapan.(pressplay

andheappearsontheTVscreenandaTVcommercialbegins)

astteRecorder录像机/beairedin在…播放

(Thecommercial:

Joeysays"Ichiban".ItdisplaysafewgirlsdancingaroundandJoeyfills

mostofthescreen,heputssomethingblueonhislipsandsmacksthem

saying"LipstickForMen!"Itgoesontoshowhimplayingaguitarand

ndhesaysductively"Ichiban...

LipstickForMen"and"Sahiko"erandRachelare

speechless.)

smackv.出声地吻响吻[eg:smackone'slips]/Ichiban<日>means"first"or"numberone"

inJapane/Sapporo[n.札幌(日本北海道西部城市)]Ichiban(サッポロ一番,Sapporo

Ichiban)isabrandofinstantnoodles(mostofthemramen)madebySanyoFoodsandrivals

oIchibanhasfoundamarketoutside

ofJapan,nisalso

asmallchainofJapaneNoodleBarRestaurantsinGlasgow,Scotland

Joey:(YellingatChandler)Andthat'showIknowyoudidn'twatchthe

tape!(goesbacktohisroomandslamsthedoor).

(Silence)

Chandler:Hereallyisachameleon.

chameleonn.变色龙

[Scene:Monica'enterscarryingthehorrific

'painting'andRachelaresittingonthecouch.]

Phoebe:(smilingfromeartoear)Well,Gladyssayhellotoyournewhome!

(sheholdsoutthe'painting')

smilefromeartoear<俚>笑得很开心的样子高兴得合不拢嘴那种表情

Monica:(fakinghappiness)Oh,my!

Rachel:(surpridbyhowuglyitis)Wow!(sarcastic)Oh,she'ssonice

andbig!Oh,Monica,whereareyougoingtodisplayGladysohsoproudly?

(looksaroundforaspot)

Monica:(soundsdesperate,knowingwhatRachelistryingtodo)Ihaven't

reallyttledonaspotyet!

ttleonv.决定

Rachel:Well,hey!HowaboutrightabovetheTV?(Pointstothespotwhere

herfamousFrenchposterishanging).Thatway,itwillbethefirstthing

thatyouewhenyouwalkinthedoor!

thatwayadv.那样的话

Phoebe:(genuinelyexcitedaboutit)Yeah,yeah!Andyoucangetridof

thatFrenchposter.

genuinelyadv.真诚地

Monica:(offended)Ilikethatposter!

Phoebe:Really?Itdoesn'ethere

issomeplaceforherinyourbedroom?

Rachel:(jumpsatthechancetomakethathappen)Oh!There'snothingabove

yourbed!!

Monica:(ImpatientwithRachel)Areyoustillhere?

[Scene:Ross'pacingandBenjaminenters]

Ross:Ohhi!Hello!Uh,haveyoucometoaskmesomemorepaleontology

relatedquestions?Uhm...yourgrandmother'snickname,perhaps?(Now

yelling)AuntMargaret'spantssize?

pantssizen.裤子尺码

Benjamin:I'Imayhaveletmyfeelings

forCharlieinterferewiththeinterviewprocess.

interferewithv.妨碍干扰

Ross:(Sarcastic)No!Stop!

Benjamin:Anyway,I'vedecidedtoofferyouthegrant.

Ross:(Skeptical)Really?

Benjamin:Well...thereisjustonesmall...stipulation...

stipulationn.约定契约

Ross:IhavetobreakupwithCharlie?

Benjamin:Hey,yougotoneright!

(Rossshakeshishead)

Ross:You'recrazy.

Benjamin:Crazy,or...romantic?

Ross:Crazy!

Benjamin:Ooor...

Ross:(Yelling)Getout!(Benjaminleaves)

[Scene:JoeyandRachel'enters,checkingthemail,

thenlooksupandesGladysplacedonthebarcalounger]

Rachel:O-ohmyGod!

Joey:(entersfromhisbedroom)What?

Rachel:Joey,what...is...this...thing...doinghere?

Joey:dittomeforaveryreasonableprice.

Rachel:Joey,we'renotkeepingthis!

Joey:Butit'sanoriginalBuffay...

originaladj.原创的

Rachel:Alright,asyoudon'tmindthat

she'shaunted.

Joey:Hey?what?what?wey!whoo!what?what!?

Rachel:Well,legendhasitJoey,that...shecomesalivewhenyou're

asleep.

legendhasitthat…有传说说…/comealivev.苏醒过来

(Joey'yesaretwicetheirsizenow,andlooksnervouslyfromRachel

toGladysandback.)

Rachel:Sheclimbsoutoftheframe,andthendragsherhalf-a-bodyacross

thefloor,justlookingforlegstosteal.(inaspooky,slowvoice)And

thenwithheronegoodhand,sheslo-o-owlyre-e-a-achesupandturnsyour

doorknob.

spookyadj.幽灵般的

Joey:Getthatleglesswitchoutofhere!

leglessadj.无腿的/witchn.巫婆

(Joeyleavesforhisbedroom,ntakesGladysand

entersMonica'sapartment.)

Monica:Hey!IsoldthattoJoey.

Rachel:Well,whileItoldhimit'playatthisgame.

(givesGladystoMonica)

Twocanplayatthegame<俚>这一套你会我也会

Monica:No,'tgiveitback!(shepushesthepainting

backtoRachel)

Rachel:YesIcan!(pushesherbackagain)

Monica:Noyoucan''syours!

Rachel:She'syours!

Monica:SHE'SYOURS!

Rachel:She'syours!

(Whiletheyarebothpushingthepaintingtowardachother,Phoebe

enters)

Phoebe:Hey!(there'sapau)

Rachel:She'smine!

Monica:She'sm-i-i-ne!

Rachel:She'smine!

Monica:She'smine!

Phoebe:Youguys!Youguys!Youdon'thavetofightoverheranymore.(she

goesoutintothehallwayandenterswithanevenmorehideous

painting/hofacelessmannequinsheadswearinga

the

head3smalldollsarehovering.)Whoeverdoesn'tgetGladysgetsGlynnis.

(RachelandMonicaaregaspingforairatthesightofthismonstrouspiece

ofart.)

hideousadj.可怕的/collagen.抽象拼贴画(用报纸、布、压平的花等碎片拼合而成的)/faceless

adj.无脸的/mannequinn.人体模型/bluishadj.带青色的/hoverv.盘旋/gaspforair喘气/at

thesightof看见...时/monstrousadj.畸形的

collage

Rachel:IwantGladys!

Monica:She'smine!

Rachel:She'smine!

Monica:She'smine!

Rachel:She'smine!

[Scene:RachelandJoey''shomealone,readingaSportsIllustrated

magazinewhenChandlerenters.]

SportsIllustratedisthelargestweeklyAmericansportsmagazineownedbymedia

conglomerate(n.企业集团)ver3millionsubscribers(n.订阅者)and

isreadby23millionadultachweek,includingover18millionmen,19%oftheadult

hefirstmagazinewithcirculationoveronemillionto

msuitissue,which

hasbeenpublishedsince1964,isnowanannualpublishingeventthatgeneratesitsown

televisionshows,azine'scoveristhebasisofasports

mythknownastheSportsIllustratedCoverJinx(n.厄运).

Chandler:Look,I'msorryIdidn'omi,

nexttimetosubmityouwhetherIthinkyouarerightforthepartornot.

submitv.服从顺从

Joey:That'ntisthatyoulied.

Chandler:''sitgonnatakeforyoutoforgive

me?

[Scene:,PhoebeandRachelareonthecouch.]

Monica:OhmyGod!

(weeJoeyandChandlerstandingthere,andChandleriswearingtheblue

Ichibanlipstick!)

Rachel:Excellent!

Joey:Now,whatdoyousay?

Chandler:Lyingiswrong!

Joey:And?...AND?

Chandler:I'maprettylittlegirl.

Phoebe:Iknewit!

[Scene:uphasleftand

CharlieistherewhenRosnters.]

Ross:Yourex-boyfriendisinsane.

Charlie:Didyougetthegrant?

Ross:NoIdidn't,andyouwanttoknowwhy?Becauyourex-boyfriend

isstillinlovewithyou.

Charlie:What?

Ross:dn'tgivemethegrant,becauIwouldn'tgiveyou

up.

Charlie:Benjiisn',

besides,he'saveryethicalman.

ethicaladj.具有职业操守的合乎道德的[eg:Iwon'tdoit;it'snotethical]

Ross:Really?Isitethicaltoasksomeoneinagrantreview,whowasthe

voiceof"Underdog"?

UnderdogwasanAmericananimatedtelevisionriesthatdebutedonOctober3,1964,

ontheNBCnetworkandcontinuedinsyndication(n.企业联合组织化)until1973forarun

ofapproximately124episodesoverNBCand,occasionally,actorWallyCox

providedthevoicesofbothUnderdogandShoeshineBoy.

Charlie:I'msurehewasjustjoking,Ross.

Ross:Ifyoudon'tbelieveme,let'sgotalktohim,okay?I'mtelling

you,hedidn'taskmeonepaleontologicalquestion.

Charlie:Seriously?

Ross:Oh,I'msorry,...Howdoyouspell

Mboscodictiosaur?

Charlie:Well,ifit'sliketheLakeMboscoinCongo,thenM-B-O...

Congon.刚果(非洲中部的国家)

Ross:Damnit!

[Scene:Benjamin'dCharlieareentering.]

Benjamin:...?Charlie...Whatareyou...whatareyoudoing

here?

Ross:hedealyoutriedtomake

withme,aboutthecrazyquestionsyou...WallyCox!That'sthevoiceof

Underdog!

makeadealwithv.与...做生意谈条件/WallaceMaynardCox(December6,1924–February

15,1973)wasatelevisionandmotionpictureactor.

Benjamin:LikeItriedtotellyouintheinterviewRoss,thisgrantis

notbadonyourknowledgeofprettyulesstrivia.

ulesstrivian.无用的琐事

Ross:No,no,'tdothat!Iwantyoutolookherintheeyes,and

tellherthetruth.

Charlie:Benji?

Benjamin:Alright,it''sonlybecau

ulddoanythingtohaveyoubackinmylife.

Ross:Toolittle,toolate,Benji!

Charlie:Ican'tbelievethis.

Benjamin:aboutyouall

,doyoueverstillthinkaboutme?

Ross:(indignant)No!

indignantadj.愤慨的

Charlie:Yes!

Ross:What?

Charlie:Idon'tknowwhattosay,allso....romantic.

Ross:or...

Benjamin:Listen,Iknow,Imaybewayoutofboundshere,butisthere

anychanceyouwilltakemeback?

outofbounds<法>notallowedorapproved.越界的禁止的[eg:Thejudgeruledthatthe

lawyer'squestionswereoutofbounds]/takesbback重新接受某人

Charlie:Maybe...

Ross:Sweetie,thisconversationisstartingtomakemealittle

uncomfortable.

Charlie:OhGod!Iamsosorry,but...(sheputsherhandonRoss'scheek)

Imeanit's...there'ssomuchhistorybetweenus,youknow...

Benjamin:(putshishandonRoss'sothercheek)I'msorrytoo...

(CharlieandBenjibothlettheirhandsslidedownRoss'sface,untiltheir

handsmeet,andtheyholdhands.)

Benjamin:Iloveyou!

Charlie:Iloveyoutoo!(andtheystarttokiss)

Ross:Okay,that'eeingotherpeople!

ClosingCredits

[Scene:Joey''sasleepwithHugsy,thepenguinrightnext

tohim.]

(Therearescratchingandsqueakingnoiscomingfromthelivingroom,

andJoeywakesup,rknob

isturning.)

Joey:Gladys?

(Thedooropens,andthereisGladys,

panicsandmovesfrantically,ereislaughing,andthe

achelholdingGladys.)

Rachel:Hahaha,,thisdoesnotgetold.

Joey:You'remean!

Rachel:Oh,don'tbesuchababy!

(Shecloshisdooragain,estartsscreaming,

sGlynnis...AndMonicaholdingherup,laughing.)

TheEnd