i m yours

刘：Hi,man,howiverythinggoing

仆：Whoareyou

关：Baga,thisisourbigbrother,Mr,Liu,whoishandsomeand

strong.

张:Fuckingman,whoareyou

刘：Bepolite!DoesMr,Zhulivehere

诸葛

刘：I'msorry,ivehere

仆：Yes,i'mhisrvant,whydoyoucomehere

刘：Iwant.......

张：Fuckoff,guy,Isawhim,let'sgo,brother!

刘：Yaoxi.(见到诸葛亮，握住诸葛的手〕，howlongnoe,i

lookforyouveryhard.

诸葛：Whoareyou

关：ourbigbrother,mr,liu,whoishandsomeand

strong.

诸葛：Saoga,whydoyoulookforma

刘：Oh,outobemyassistanttohelpmeunitethe

wholenation.

诸葛：HelpyouAreyourious(搓手指，表示要钱〕

刘：〔把钱呈上〕

诸葛：Isthisall

三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演

刘：Notenough

诸葛：Nomoneynotalking!Seeyou!

刘：Greedyguy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指〕

刘关张转身离开，然后回来〔一天过去。。。。〕

刘：Hi,MrZhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手〕

仆：Stopandbequiet,mrzhugeisresting....

关张：Fuckoff(关张进去推醒诸葛〕

张：Ai,guy,areyoudead

诸葛：WhatareyoudoingI'ys!

刘：Hi,doyouremembermeYesterday,wehadacheerful

talk,andtodayItakemoremoneytosatisfyyou.

诸葛：wantabeauty...doyougotit

刘：lguy.(转身离开〕

刘关张转身离开，然后回来〔一天过去。。。。〕

刘：Hi,guyman,what'sup

仆：I'mfine,thankyou,andyou

张：Fuckoff,let'go,brother....

刘：Mrzhuge,todayItakeabeautyandmuchmoneytomeet

youneeds(刘备指向教师〕.What'syouopinionaboubeingmy

assistant

诸葛：Good,卡哇伊！Ok,I'myours.....