one night stand

英语话剧剧本GoodMorning,Tim

byJeanYen顏逸君

5-6人英语话剧剧本.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。

Cast

TimCao:Father

AnnHuang:Mother

IrisCai:Kid

CandyCai:Caller

MikeDong:Neighbor

RolyYe:Grandfather

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SCENEI

HusbandandWife

Scene:Tim’:midnight.

Narrator:htafterwork,Timgoeshome.

Tim:I’mhome,Ann.

Ann:Welcomehome,mynewshoes!TodayI…

Tim:Sorry,sweetheart…I’msotiredandIhaveaveryimportant

appointmentat8:00,ecantalk

tomorrowevening.

Ann:Oh…That’medoyouwantmetowakeyouup?

Tim:Mm…About6:00.

Ann:OK.

(Amomentlater)

Ann:Honey…DoyouthinkI’vegainedsomeweightrecently?Ilookawful…

Tim:Unnn…

Ann:Perhaps…It’Istopeating

dinner?Or…ShouldIdoexerci?Dance…Swim…Jog?Whatdoyouthinkabout,

honey?……Honey?

Tim:Ouun…What?

Ann:(Veryangry)Oh!Whyareyousomeantome?Iknow…Iknow…you

don’tlovemeanymore.

Tim:ppened?

Ann:(Alittlecrazy)Oh!no!Ican’’tlovemeanymore!

Iwanttogetoutofherewithmylittlegreenbagandwillnevercomeback!Good-bye!

(Annleavesthehou.)

Tim:Wait…Wait!Ohmy!Whocantellmewhatwentwrong?

SCENEII

HusbandandSon

Scene:Tim’sroomTime:around1:00A.M.

(AfterAnnleaves,achildentersTim’sroomandtakesherhomeworktoherTim.)

Iris:Dad,canyouteachme?Ican’tdomyhomeworkandit’ssotough.

Tim:Oh,mybaby!I‘alkaboutittomorrow?

Iris:Tomorrow!No!No!Ihavetohanditintomorrow.

Tim:OK!OK!stwois……(nods)

Iris:Dad?

Tim:Oh!It’s…..eleven.

Iris:!Eleven.(writesitdown)Andnext.

Tim:Twoplusthreeis……(nodsagain)

Iris:Dad!AreyouOK?

Tim:Baby,I’ow,iftheteacherasksyouwhere

yourhomeworkis,canyoutellherteacheryourhomework’sbeentornbyadog?

Iris:Goodidea!OK,Dad,Goodnight!

Tim:Goodnight,baby!

Iris:Oh,Dad!Canyougivemesomepocketmoney?Afterschool,Iwant

toeaticecream,soda,donuts,dumplings,cookiesand……

Tim:OK!OK!Here’syourmoney!

Iris:Thankyou,Dad!

Tim:Goodnight!

Iris:Oh,Dad!

Tim:Whatel?(Alittlebitimpatient)

Iris:CanyoubuymeBarbiedolls?

Tim:OK!OK!I’llbuyyousome!

Iris:Thankyou,Dad!Oh,Dad!

Tim:What’sthematternow?

Iris:Nothing!Ijustwantedtosay“Goodnight!”

Tim:Goodnight!

SCENEIII

HusbandandanUnknownCaller

Scene:Tim’sroomTime:around2:00AM

Candy:CanIspeaktoJohn,plea.

Tim:John?Whoishe?

Candy:He’smyboyfriend.I’dliketospeakwithhim,plea.

Tim:Sorry!Ithinkyouhavethewrongnumber.

Candy:Wrongnumber?No!It’simpossible!I’vecalledthisnumbermanytimes.

Don’tlietome.

Tim:It’strue.I’mveryrious,andI’mverytired,Goodbye!

Candy:Wait!I’mJohn’ouletmetalkwithhim?Just

aminute.

Tim:ButJohndoesnotlivehere,OK?AndIdon’tknowwherehelives.

Bye!（Timendsthetalk）

（ThephoneringsagainandTimanswersit）

Candy:Hello!MayIspeakwithJohn,plea?

Tim:I’llsaythisagain,Johndoesnotlivehere.（alittleangry）

Candy:Idon’number0911-?

Tim:Yes,it’smyphonenumber,butit’snotJohn’phonenumber,OK?

Candy:Whydon’tyouletmetalkwithJohn?Why?

Tim:Idon’-bye!（Timendsthetalking

again）

（ThephoneringsagainandTimanswersit.）

Candy:IreallywanttotalkwithJohn!

Tim:ButIwanttosleep,OK???（VeryloudlyandTimturnsoffthecell

phone.）

SCENEIV

HusbandandHisNeighbor

Scene:Tim’sroomTime:around3:00AM

Mike:on’topenit,I’ll

breakin.

Tim:Whoisit?Don’tmakeanynoisoloudlyatmidnight.（goesto

openthedoor）

Mike:&

nbsp;Well,thisisgoodwine.（goestothehuaband’sbedandliesonit）

Tim:Don’tlieonmybed!（angry）

Mike:Yourbed?you?

Tim:myhou,

myroom,andmybed.

Mike:But,thisismyhou!

Tim:ofhere.

Mike:Don’’letmestayhere.

Tim:Ifyoudon’tleave,I’llcallthepolice.

Mike:Don’alkaboutwhat’sbotheringme.

Tim:Okay,whathappenedtoyou?

Mike:Imadeamistakeinmywork,ifethinksI’m

tstodivorceme.(Crying)

Tim:OK,areyoufinished?Pleagetout!

SCENEV

HusbandandHisFather

Scene:Tim’sroomTime:around4o’clock

（Tim’sDadwalksintoTim’sroom）

Roly:Yourneighbor,,didn’tcometoborrowthingsfromyou,did

he?

Tim:No,hedidn’t!

Roly:Butwhywasitsonoisyanhourago?

Tim:Astrangerbrokeintoourhou.

Roly:Hm,hm.

(Waitsfor3conds)

Roly:Butwhywasitsonoisy?dn’tborrowsomethingfromyou?

er,don’tlendhimanything.

Tim:Plea,mydearDad,dnotborrowanythingfromme,and

theloudnoiyouheardwasfromadrunkard,whocametothewrongplace.

Roly:Ie.

Tim:Dad,Ihaveanimportantappointmentinthemorning,soImustget

letmegetsomesleep.

Roly:OK!OK!Goodnight,mydearson.

(Waitsfor5conds)

Roly:Whatwereyousaying?llgoabroadinthe

morning?

Tim:No!It’sme,

letmegetsomesleep,Dad.

Roly:OK!OK!Gotobedquickly.

(Waitsfor5conds)

Roly:Tim,givemeamassage

Tim:Allright,butyoumustgotobedafterthis.

Roly:w,willendsoon.

Tim:No,’tthinktoo

,gotobed.

(Rolystandsus,andgoesoutoftheroom.10condslaterhecomesbackagain.)

Roly:Tim,givemeamassage.

Tim:Dad!I’vealreadygivenyouamassage.

Roly:Really?Ididn’erwhat,Ifeelpaininhere,

soyoumustgivemeamassage.

Tim:OK!OK!Butyoumustgotobedsoonafterthis,orI’llmissthe

appointment,doyouunderstand,Dad?

Roly:Whatkindofappointmentdoyouhave?

Tim:sit,I’

yoursonwillnothaveanyjob,andourfamilywon’thavefoodtoeat.

Roly:OK!OK!ssyou.

Tim:Goodnight,Dad.

SCENEVI

HusbandandHisWife

Scene:Tim’sroomTime:Around6:00AM

Ann:(Comesbackhome)I’dn’

youhaveanappointmentat8:…but…shouldIgoonadiet?DoIhave

hink…dancingwillwork?

Tim:(OnTim’sbed)Tellme,whatareyoudoingnow?Ihaveanimportant

meetinginafewhoursandhavetogetupsoon,butyouandtherestofthefamily

eeponmakingnois,

I’llgocrazy!

Ann:Youdidn’tpayanyattentiontome!Youdon’tcareaboutmeat

all!Youmustbeinlovewithsomeoneel.

Tim:Ididn’tmeanthat…I…I….

（Thealarmclockrings）

Ann:Oh!It’s6:’stimetogetup!Goodmorning!

Tim:Oh,no!