愚人节 英文

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愚人节英文由来

TheoriginofAprilFool”sDay

愚人节英文由来

AprilFool’sDayistraditionallyadaytoplaypracticaljokesonothers,ndpeopleon

fool’rrands,nowshowthisholidaybeganbutitwasthought

tohaveoriginatedinFrance.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。

没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

Theclostpointintimethatcanbeidentifiedasthebeginningofthistraditionwasin

1582,r’swascelebratedonMarch25andcelebrationslasteduntilApril1st.

WhenNewYear’sDayaschangedfromMarch25toJanuary1stinthemid-1560’sbyKing

CharlesIX,thereweresomepeoplewhostillcelebrateditonApril1standthopeoplewere

calledAprilFools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直

持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为

1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

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PranksperformedonAprilFool’sDayrangefromthesimple,(suchassaying,Your

shoe’suntied!),garoommate’salarmclockbackanhourisacommongag.

tance,aBritishshortfilmonceshownonAprilFool’s

Daywasafairlydetaileddocumentaryaboutspaghettifarmersandhowtheyharvesttheircrop

ertheprank,thetricksterusuallyendsitbyyellingtohisvictim,

AprilFool!

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句你鞋带开了!)，有的却是精心设计的。

把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾

经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了种意大利面的农民，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获

意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:四月傻瓜!

AprilFool’ixpectedtobuygiftsorto

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simplyafunlittleholiday,butaholidayonwhichonemustremainforevervigilant,forhemaybe

thenextAprilFool!

愚人节是一个仅为娱乐的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一

家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都

要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

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EachcountrycelebratesAprilFool’ce,theAprilFool’siscalled

AprilFish(Poissond’Avril).TheFrenchfooltheirfriendsbytapingapaperfishtotheirfriends’

backsandwhensomediscoversthistrick,theyyellPoissond’Avril!.

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作AprilFish。法国人和他

们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时

候，他们就会喊：Poissond’Avril!.

InEngland,ckisplayedonyou,youare

land,AprilFoolsDayis48hourslongandyouarecalledanAprilGowk,which

onddayinScotland’sAprilFool’siscalledTailyDay

ay’sgifttoposteriorposterityisthe

still-hilariousKickMesign.

在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是面条。在苏格兰，愚人节

要持续2天，被耍的人被称为四月布谷。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做TailyDay，恶作剧主

要在别人的屁股上做文章。

AprilFool’sjoke

愚人节英文笑话

JOKE1

Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspaper

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soI’llbeinyourhandsallday.

Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily

JOKE2

Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?

Thefatherreplied:Idon‘tknowson.I‘mstillpaying!!

JOKE3

Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyou

doing?

Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,

mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhate

thislife!!!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfun

oflife!!!

Fathersaid:Wait!!!!!!!!Iamcomingwithyou

JOKE4

band

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driv

eshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.

Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?

Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!!!

kslaterhepickedherupintheairportand

asked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?

Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.

Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomyprent?

Thewife:Whichprent?

Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?

Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoeif

itsagirl!!!

JOKE5

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ndapictureofanakedwomanwithonlyher

edoesn‘tlikeitandmoveson,butthehusbandkeeps

easks,Whatareyouwaitingfor?Thehusbandreplies,autumn.

JOKE6

Amanissittingreadinghisnewspaperwhenthewifesneaksupbehindhimand

whacks(打)himontheheadwitha

ehellwasthatfor?sforthepieceofpaperinyour

trourpocketswiththenameMaryEllenwrittenonit,‘tbesilly,hesays.

TwoweeksagowhenIwenttotheraces(赛马),MaryEllenwasthenameofoneofthehorsI

mssatisfiedatthis,ayslaterhe‘sagainsittinginhis

chairreadingwhenshenails(打，俚语)himwithanevenbiggerfryingpan,knockinghimoutcold.

Whenhecomesaround,heasksagain,Whatthehellwasthatfor?Yourfuckinghorjust

phoned.

JOKE7

Wifetohusband:youweresodrunklastnightthatyouinsultedyourboss.

Husband:pissonhim!Wife:youdidandhefiredyou!

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Husband:fuckhim!

Wife:Ididandyoucangobacktoworktomorrow.

JOKE8

rdwas

ierdiscussionhadledtoanargumentandneitherwant

pasdabarnyardofmules(骡子)andpigs,thewife

sarcasticallyasked,Relativesofyours?Yep,thehusbandreplied,in-laws.