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SECTIONI

Elle:Mustbestrange,havingsuchperfecteyes.

Warner:God,you',thankyou.

Elle:Here'stous.

Warner:.

Elle:Yes.

Warner:OneofthereasonsIwantedtotellcomeheretonightwastodiscussourfuture.

Elle:AndIamfullyamenabletothatdiscussion.

Warner:whowwe'vebeenhavingallkindsoffunlately?

Elle:Yeah.

Warner:Well,oolisacompletelydifferentandIneedtobe

rious.

Elle:Ofcour.

Warner:Imeanmyfamilyexpectsalotfromme.

Elle:Right.

Warner:nrunningforofficesomeday.

Elle:wthat,right?

Warner:thingis...ifI'mgoingtobeanatorbythetimeI'mthirtyIneedto

stopdickingaround.

Elle:Warner,Icompletelyagree.

Warner:That'swhyIthinkit'stimeforus...Elle,poorbear...

Elle:Yes,Ido.

Warner:Ithinkweshouldbreakup.

Elle:What?

Warner:I'vebeenthinkingaboutitandit'stherightthingtodo.

Elle:Soyou'rebreakingupwithme?Ithoughtyouwereproposing.

Warner:Proposing?Aha...Elle,ifI'mgoingtobeanator...well,IneedtomarryaJakie,nota

Marilyn.

Elle:You'rebreakingupwithmebecauI'mtooblonde?

Warner:'snotentirelytrue.

Elle:Thenwhat?Myboobsaretoobig?

Warner:Elle,yourboobsarefine.

Elle:Sowhenyousaidthatyouwouldalwaysloveme...youwerejustdickingaround?

Warner:Elle,an'enoideaofthepressurethatIam

her''s

justgotengagedtoaVandererbilt,forChrist'e...Poohbear?It'snotlikeI

haveachoicehere,sweetheart!Ok!Yougetthecar,I',letmetakeyou

home.

Elle:No.

Warner:Elle,expectedtodothisbutIthinkit'stherightthing.

Elle:Howcanitbetherightthingwhenwe'renottogether?

Warner:Ihavetothinkofmyfutureandwhatmyfamilyexpectsofme.

Elle:Soyou'rebreakingupwithmebecauyou'reafraidyourfamilywon'tlikeme?Everybody

likesme.

Warner:Well,EastCoastpeoplearedifferent.

Elle:BecauI'mnotaVanderbilt,suddenlyI'mwhitetrash?IgrewupinBelAirWater!Acrossthe

streetfromAaronSpelling!Ithinkmostpeoplewouldagreethat'salotbetterthansomestinkyold

Vanderbilt!

Warner:omeonerious.

Elle:ButI''tthatenough?

Warner:Poohbear,justgetinthecar.

Elle:No.

Warner:Yougonnaruinyourshoes.

SECTIONII

Elle:Iverythingallright?

Callahan:dhavelistened.

Elle:Thankyou.

Callahan:Aboutthealibi.

Elle:I'msorry...

Callahan:I''swhatmakesagood

opofthat,yougainedtheclient'strustandkeptit...That'swhatmakesagreat

'resmart,Elle,smarterthanmostoftheguysonmypayroll.

Elle：Wow...

Callahan:Ithinkit'uthoughtaboutwhereyoumightbea

summerassociate?

Elle:Oh,I...t'sverycompetitive.

Callahan:Youknowwhatcompetitionisreallyabout?Don'tyou?

It'saboutferocity,inghumanintelligencewithanimaldiligence,knowingexactly

whatyouwantwantandhowfaryou'willEllego?

Elle:Areyouhittingonme?

Callahan:You'reabeautifulgirl.

Elle:Soeverythingyoujustsaid...

Callahan:I'mamanwhoknowswhathewants.

Elle:AndI'malawstudentwhojustrealizedherprofessorisapatheticasshole.

Callahan:htyouwerealawstudentwhowantedtobealawyer!

Vivian:Youalmosthadmefooled.

Elle:What?

Vivian:Maybeyoushouldsleepwiththejury,canwintheca.

Emmett:Hey...

Elle:I'mquitting.

Emmett:What?

Elle:nternshipwasamistake.

Emmett:Ididn',Callahanonlygavemethatinternshipbecauhelikedthe

wayIlooked,whichhemadecleartonightwhenhetriedtofeelmeup.

Emmett:Callahandidwhat?

Elle:Justforgetaboutit.I'

tryingtobesomethingthatI'mjust...I'mjustnot.

Emmett:Whatifyou'retryingtobesomebobyyouare?.

Elle:Callmeifyou'reeverinCalifornia,OK?

SECTIONIII

Professor:Ladiesandgentlemen,IprentthegraduatesofHavardLawSchool...Classof2004.I

ampersonallyveryhonoredtointroducedthisyear'ettingofftoa

quiteinterestingstarthereatHavard,shegraduatestodaywithaninvitationtojoinoneof

Boston'and

gentlemen,ElleWoods.

Elle:OnourveryfirstdayatHarvard,averywiprofessorquotedAristotle,"Thelawisreason

freefrompassion."Well,nooffentoAristotle,butinmythreeyearsatHarvardIhavecometo

finth

passion,courageofconvictionandstrongnoflfthatwetakeournextstepsintotheworld

talwayshavefaithinpeople

duations,

didit!