guess who batman

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Ooh!Careful,Homer!

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There''relate.

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OlittletownofBethlehem

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Howstillweetheelie

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-me.

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-me.

-Hey,Norman,how'sitgoing?

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Soyougotdraggeddownhere

too,huh?

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-Howyoudoing,Fred?

-me.

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-Yeah.'!

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Pardonmygaloshes.（橡胶鞋）

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Aremetintheetonight

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Wasn'tthatwonderful?

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Andnow

"Santasofmanylands,"

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asprentedbytheentire

condgradeclass.

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Oh!Lisa'sclass.

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FrohlicheWeihnachten.

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That'sGermanfor

"MerryChristmas."

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InGermany,Santa'srvantRuprecht

givesprentstogoodchildren...

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andwhippingrods

totheparentsofbadones.

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MerryKurisumasu.

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IamHotiosha,ajapanepriest

whoactslikeSantaClaus.

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Ihaveeyes

inthebackofmyhead...

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sochildrenbetterbehave

whenI'mnearby.

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NowprentingLisaSimpson...

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asTawanga,theSantaClaus

oftheSouthSeas.

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Ooh,it'sLisa!That'sours.

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Ah,thefourthgrade

willnowfavoruswithamelody-

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Uh,medley

ofholiday"flavorites."

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Dashingthroughthesnow

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Inaone-horopensleigh

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O'erthefieldswego

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Laughingalltheway

Hahaha

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Bellsonbobtailring

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-Isn'tBartsweet,Homer?

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Hesingslikeanangel.

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Oh,jinglebells

Batmansmells

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Robinlaidanegg

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TheBatmobile

brokeitswheel

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Thejokergotawa-

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Jinglebells

Jinglebells

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Jingleall

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Thefifthgradewillnowfavourus...

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withascenefromCharles,uh,Dickens'

AChristmasCarol.

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Howmanygradesdoesthisschoolhave?

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"DearfriendsoftheSimpsonfamily,

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"Wehadsomesadnessand

somegladnessthisyear.

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"First,thesadness.

OurlittlecatSnowball...

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"wasunexpectedlyrunover

andwenttokittyheaven.

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"Butwebought

anewlittlecat,SnowballI.

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"SoIguesslifegoeson.

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"Speakingoflifegoingon,

Grandpa'sstillwithus,feistyaver.

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"Maggieiswalkingbyherlf,

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"LisagotstraightA's,

andBart-

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"Well,weloveBart.

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"Themagicoftheason

hastouchedusall.

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Marge,haven'tyoufinished

thatstupidletteryet?

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-"olidays.

-Marge!

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-TheSimpsons."

-Marge,where'stheextensioncord?

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Forheaven'ssake,Homer.

It'sintheutilitydrawer.

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Sorry.I'mjustabigkid.

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AndIloveChristmas

somuch.

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D'oh!

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Allright,children,

letmehavetholetters.

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I'llndthemtoSanta'sworkshop

attheNorthPole.

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Oh,'sonly

onefatguythatbringsusprents,

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andhisnameain'tSanta.

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Uh-Apony?

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Oh,Lisa,you'veaskedforthat

forthelastthreeyears,

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andIkeeptellingyouSantacan't

fitaponyintohissleigh.

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Can'tyoutakeahint?

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ButIreallywantapony,

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-andI'vebeenreallygoodthisyear.

-Oh,dear.

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MaybeBartis

alittlemorerealistic.

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-Atattoo?

-Awhat?

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Yeah!They'recool,andtheylast

therestofyourlife.

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youwillnotbegetting

atattooforChristmas.

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antone,you'llhave

topayforitoutofyourallowance.

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-Allright!

-Homer!

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-"Yello."

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-Marge,plea.

-Who'sthis?

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MayIpleaspeaktoMarge?

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-Thisishersister,isn'tit?

-IsMargethere?

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-WhoshallIsayiscalling?

-Marge,plea.

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It'syoursister.

Oh!

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-Hello.

-Hello,'sPatty.

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SelmaandIcouldn'tbemoreexcited

abouteingoursisterChristmasEve.

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Well,HomerandIarelooking

forwardtoyourvisittoo.

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SomehowIdoubt

thatHomerixcited.

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ofallthemen

youcould'vemarried,

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Idon'tknowwhyyoupicked

onewho'salwayssorudetous.

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-Goodone,Dad.

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Okay,kids,

preparetobedazzled.

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Marge,turnonthejuice!

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-Whatdoyouthink,kids?

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-Nicetry,Dad.

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Justhold

yourhors,,Simpson!

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-Whatisit,Flanders?

-Doyouthinkthislooksokay?

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.

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-Oh!

-Oh,neato!

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It'stoobright.

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Ioughta-Flanders.

Whatabigshow-off.

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-Kids,wannagoChristmasshopping?

-Ido!

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-Allright!Themall!

-Gogetyourmoney.

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Tellus,ave

youbeenhidingtheChristmasmoney?

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Oh,Ihavemycrets.

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Turnaround.

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-youcanlooknow.

-Ooh!Bigjarthisyear.

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Oh,Bart,

that'ssosweet.

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It'sthebestprent

amothercouldget,

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anditmakesyoulook

sodangerous.

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-One"Mother,"plea.

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Waitaminute.

Howoldareyou?

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-Twenty-one,sir.

-Getinthechair.

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Mm-hmm.

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-hmm.

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--hmm.

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Attention,

allpersonnel,pleakeepworking...

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duringthefollowing

announcement.

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Andnowourbossandfriend

.

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Hello.I'mproudtoannounce...

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thatwe'vebeenabletoincrea

safetyhereattheplant...

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withoutincreasingthecost

totheconsumer...

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oraffectingmanagement

payrais.

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However,foryou

miskilledworkers,

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therewillbe

noChristmasbonus.

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-Oh,andonemorething.

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MerryChristmas!

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-Oh,thankGodforthebigjar.

129

-Where'sthatBart?

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But,Mom,

Ithoughtyou'dlikeit.

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Yes,n,wecanremove

yourson'stattoo.

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It'sasimpleroutine

involvinglars.

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-Cool!

-However,itisratherexpensive,

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andwemustinsist

onacashpaymentupfront.

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-Cash?

-Mm-hmm.

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ThankGodfor

Homer'sChristmasbonus.

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-Ay,caramba!

-Now,whateveryoudo,don'tsquirm.

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youdon'twannagetthissucker

nearyoureyeoryourgroin.

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-Ow!Quitit.

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Ow!Quitit.

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Ow!Quitit.

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-Ow!Quitit.

-Hey,what'swiththis?

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Ow!Quitit!

Udtobearealbosstattoo.

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MomhadtospendtheChristmasmoney

havingitsurgicallyremoved.

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Huh?

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It'strue!

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Thejarimpty!

Oh,myGod!

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We'reruined.

Christmasiscanceled.

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Noprentsforanyone!

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Don'tworry,'lljust

havetostretchyourChristmasbonus...

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-evenfurtherthisyear.

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-Homer?

-Oh,stmasbonus.

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Howsillyofme.

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This'llbethebest

Christmasyet.

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Thebestanyfamily

everhad.

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Hohoho.

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Hohoho.

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Hohoho.

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Hohoho.

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Hohoho.

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efeelingthere's

somethingyouhaven'ttoldme,Homer.

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-Huh?ou,Marge.

-youtellmethatallthetime.

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Oh,good,

becauIdoloveyou.

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Idon'tderveyouasmuch

asaguywithafatwallet...

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andacreditcardthatwon't

toffthathorriblebeeping.

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Ithinkitdoeshavesomething

todowithyourChristmasbonus.

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Ikeepaskingforit,

but-

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Marge,um,

letmebehonestwithyou.

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-Yes?

-Well,Iwould-

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I-Iwannado

theChristmasshoppingthisyear.

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Uh,sure,okay.

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Marge,'e.

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Ooh,look!

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Pantyho.

Practicalandalluring.

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Asix-pack.

Oh!Only4.99.

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Ooh!Padsofpaper.

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IbetBartcanthinkof

amillionthingstodowiththe.

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Thatjustleaves

,look!

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Alittlesqueaktoy.

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Itsaysit'sfordogs,

butshecan'tread.

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Ow!Oh,Simpson,

it'syou.

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-Hello,Flanders.

-Oh,my!Whatamesswe'vegothere.

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Well,whichonesareyours

andwhichonesaremine?

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-Well,let'se.

-Oh,thisone'e'smine.

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-Thisone'smine,andthis-

-They'reallyours!

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-Hey,youdroppedyourporkchop.

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-Gimmethat!

-Well,happyholidays,Simpson.

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-Gee,thisisthebestChristmaver.

-Youbet.

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What'sthematter,Homer?Somebody

leavealumpofcoalinyourstocking?

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You'vebeensittingthere,

suckingonabeeralldaylong.

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-So?

-So,it'sChristmas.

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-Thanks,Moe.

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Drinksallaround!

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What'swith

thecrazygetup,Barn?

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Igotmeapart-timejob

workingasaSantadownatthemall.

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Wow!CanIdothat?

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Idon''re

prettylective.

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Doyoulikechildren?

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Whatdoyoumean?Allthetime?

Evenwhenthey'renuts?

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-Hmm.

-Uh,Icertainlydo.

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Welcomeaboard,Simpson.

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Pendingyoursuccessfulcompletion

ofourtrainingprogram,thatis.

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.

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-Whatisitnow,Simpson?

-Uh,whendowegetpaid?

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NotadimetillChristmasEve!

Now,fromthetop.

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.

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Um,Dasher.

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-Dancer.

-Mm-hmm.

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-Prancer.

-Mm-hmm.

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Nixon.

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Cometand...Cupid.

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-DonnaDixon?

-Sitdown,Simpson.

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Andwhatwouldyoulike,

littleboy?

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-You'renotreallySanta,tubby.

-Why,youlittleegghead!

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No,Homer!Ifsuch

anemergencyaris,

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youjusttellthem

Santa'sveybusythistimeofyear,

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-andyouareoneofhishelpers.

-Oh,Iknewthatonetoo!

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Homer,whyareyou

venhourslate?

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Notaword,Marge.

I'mheadingstraightforthetub.

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But,Homer,

mysistersarehere.

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-Don'tyouwannasayhello?

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-Daddy!We'resogladtoeyou!

-Oh,Dad,you'refinallyhome!

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What?Why?

Oh,yeah.

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Hello,Patty.

Hello,Selma.

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-Howwasyourtrip?

-Fine.

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-youbothlookwell.

-Thankyou.

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-Yeah,well,MerryChristmas.

-It'sChristmas?

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-youwouldn'tknowitaroundhere.

-Andwhyisthat?

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-Foronething,there'snotree

-Iwasjustonmywayouttogetone!

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-Canwegotoo,Dad?

-Yeah,canwe?

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No!

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Sleighbellsring

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Areyoulistening

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Inthelane

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Snowisglistening

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Abeautifulsight

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We'rehappytonight

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-Walkinginawinterwonderland

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Hey!Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?

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-Uh-oh.

-Hey!Hey!

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-Comebackhere!

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Sowhatdoyouthink,kids?

Beauty,isn'tit?

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-Wow!Yay,Dad!

-Waytogo,Dad!

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-Whyisthereabirdhouinit?

-Uh,that'sanornament.

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DoIsmellgunpowder?

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andthenIwantsomeRobotoids.

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AndthenIwant

aGoopMonster.

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AndthenIwant

agreatbig,giant-

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Aw,son,youdon'tneed

allthatjunk.

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I'msureyou'vealready

gotsomethingmuchmoreimportant-

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adecenthomeandalovingfather

whowoulddoanythingforyou.

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Hey,Icouldn'taffordlunch.

Givemeabiteofthatdonut.

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Getaloadofthat

quote-unquoteSanta.

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Ican'tbelievethokids

arefallingforit.

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Hey,Milhou,Idareyou

tositonhislap.

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-Idareyoutoyankhisbeardoff.

-Ah,touche.

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Ihopeyoufeelbetter,

Santa.

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Oh,'sisters

getouttatown.

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Thanksforlistening,kid.

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Hey,Santa,

what'sshaking,man?

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What'syourname,Bart...ner?

Uh,littlepartner?

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-I'you?

-I'.

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Oh,yeah?

We'lljusteaboutthat.

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D'oh!

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-Homer!

-AwordwithyouinSanta'sworkshop.

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-Coverforme,Elfie.

-Ididn'tknowitwasyou.

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Nobodyknows.

It'sacret.

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Ididn'tgetmybonusthisyear.

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Buttokeepthefamily

frommissingoutonChristmas,

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-I'ddoanything.

-I'llsay,Dad.

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youmustreallyloveus

tosinksolow.

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Now,let'snotgetmushy,son.

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Istillhaveajobtodo.

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Hey,'sback.

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Hoho-D'oh!

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Damnitto-

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Ah,son,oneday

you'regonnaknow...

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thesatisfactionofpayday.

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Receivingabigfatcheck

forajobwelldone.

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Simpson,Homer?

Hereyago.

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Comeon,'sgocash

thisbabyandgetprentsfor-

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Thirteenbucks?Hey,waitaminute.

283

That'sright.

$120gross.

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LessSocialSecurity,

lessunemploymentinsurance,

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-lessSantatraining...

-Santatraining?

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lesscostumepurcha,

lessbeardrental,lessChristmasclub.

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-But-But-

-Seeyanextyear.

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-Ohh!

-Comeon,'sgohome.

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Thirteenbucks?

290

youcan'tgetanything

for13bucks.

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Allright!

Thirteenbigones!

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SpringfieldDowns,

hereIcome!

293

-What?

-youheardme.

294

I'mgoingtothedogtrack.

295

Igotahotlittlepuppy

inthefourthrace.

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-Wannacome?

-Sory,Barney.

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Imaybeatotalwashoutasafather,

butI'mnotgonnatakemykid...

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toasleazydogtrack

onChristmasEve.

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Comeon,Simpson.

Thedog'snameisWhirlwind.

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Ten-to-oneshot.

Moneyinthebank.

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-Uh-uh.

-Ah,comeon,Dad.

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Thiscanbethemiraclethat

savestheSimpsons'Christmas.

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IfTVhastaughtmeanything,

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it'sthatmiraclesalways

happentopoorkidsatChristmas.

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IthappenedtoTinyTim,

ithappenedtoCharlieBrown,

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ithappenedtotheSmurfs

andit'sgonnahappentous.

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Well,okay,let'sgo.

Who'sTinyTim?

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Hey,Moldy,doyou

thinkSantawillbeabletofind...

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ElfCounty

underallthissnow?

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Idoubtit,'llbe

sadlittleelvesthisChristmas.

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-Oh,no!

-Oh,brother.

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-Where'syourhusband?

-'sgettinglate.

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Saidhewentcaroling

withBart.

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We'reinthemoney,

we'reinthemoney

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Wegotalotof

whatittakestogetalong

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Ican'tbelieve

I'mdoingthis.

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Canweopen

ourprentsnow,Dad?

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youknowthetradition,son.

Nottilltheeighthrace.

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Hey,Barney,

whichoneisWhirlwind?

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'sourluckydog

rightoverthere.

321

He'swon

hislastfiveraces.

322

What?Thatscrawnylittle

bagofbones?

323

Comeon,'reall

scrawnylittlebagsofbones.

324

Yeah,you'reright.

325

IguessWhirlwindisouronlyhope

foraMerryChristmas.

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Attention,

racingfans,wehavealatescratch...

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inthefourthrace.

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Number8,SirGalahadwillbe

replacedbySanta'sLittleHelper.

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Onceagain,SirGalahadhasbeen

replacedbySanta'sLittleHelper.

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Bart,didyouhearthat?

331

Whataname!

Santa'sLittleHelper!

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-It'sasign!It'sanomen!

-It'sacoincidence,Dad.

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-WhataretheoddsonSanta'sLittle

Helper?-Ninety-ninetoone.

334

Wow!Ninety-ninetimes

thirteenequals...MerryChristmas!

335

Igotabadfeeling

aboutthis.

336

-Don'tyoubelieveinme,son?

-Uh-

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Comeon,mesyourfaith

isallthatkeepsmegoing.

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Oh,goforit,Dad.

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That'smyboy!Eveythingon

Santa'sLittleHelper.

340

ThreecheersforBrainy!

341

-Hiphiphooray!

-Yay!

342

Unadulteratedpap.

343

It'salmost9:00.

Where'sHomeranyway?

344

It'ssotypical

ofthebigdoofustospoilitall.

345

-What,AuntPatty?

-Oh,nothing,dear.

346

I'mjusttrashing

yourfather.

347

Well,Iwishyouwouldn't...

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becauasidefromthefacthehas

thesamefrailtiesasallhumanbelings.

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he'stheonlyfatherIhave.

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Therefore,heis

mymodelofmanhood,

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andmyestimationofhimwillgovern

theprospectsofmyadultrelationships.

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SoIhopeyoubearinmindthat

anyknockathimisaknockatme,

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andI'mfartooyoungtodefend

mylfagainstsuchonslaughts.

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h

yourcartoonshow,dear.

355

Comeon,Bart.

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Kisstheticketforgoodluck,

notthatweneedit.

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Herecomes

Screwythemechanicalrabbit.

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-andthey'reoff!

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-Comeon,Santa'sLittleHelper!

-Comeon,dog!Go,man,go!

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It'sWhirlwindinthelane,and

comingupontheleftisQuadruped,

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followedbyDogO'War

andFido.

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-Go!Comeon,boy!

-Go!Comeon,getthatrabbit!

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DogO'Warcomingupfast

ontheoutside.

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-Comeon,Santa'sLittleHelper!

-Comeon,dog!Go,man,go!

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Andwithalockonlastplace,

it'sSanta'sLittleHelper.

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-Don'tworry,Dad.

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Maybethisisjustforsuspen

beforethemiraclehappens.

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-Comeon,youstupiddog!Comeon!

-Go,go!

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-Run!Run!

-Run,run!Comeon,getthatrabbit!

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-Go,go,Santa'sLittleHelper!Run!

-Go,go,go!

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Whirlwindbyacountrymile,cond,

ChewMyShoe,followedbyDogO'War.

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Oh,jeez!

373

Doesn'tempossible,

butIguessTVhasbetrayedme.

374

Idon'twannaleave

tillourdogfinishes.

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Ah,forgetit.

Let'sgo.

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-Findanywinners,son?

-Sory,Dad.

377

Hey,hey,Simpson!

What'dltellyou?

378

Whirlwind!

Let'sgo,Daria.

379

Beatit!Scram!Getlost!

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-youcameinlastforthelasttime!

381

Look,Dad,it's

Santa'sLittleHelper.

382

Anddon'tcomeback!

383

Oh,no,youdon't!No,no!

Getawayfromme!Uh-uh!

384

Oh,canwekeephim,

Dad,plea?

385

Buthe'salor!

He'spathetic!He's-

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ASimpson.

387

should

callthepolice.

388

-Oh,he'llsoberup.

-aggeringhome.

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Mm-hmm.

Smellingofcheapperfume.

390

-Homer!

391

-What?Whatthe-Whothe-

-Look,eveybody,

392

-Ihaveaconfessiontomake.

-Thisshouldbegood.

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Ididn'tget

myChristmasbonus.

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Itriednottoletit

ruinChristmasforeveybody,

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butnomatter

whatIdid-

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-Hey,eveybody,lookwhatwegot!

397

Adog!

Allright,Dad!

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-Godblesshim.

-Soloveatfirstsightispossible.

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Andifherunsaway,

he'llbeeasytocatch.

400

Oh,

thisisthebestgiftofall,Homer!

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-Itis?-

ingtoshareourlove...

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andfrightenprowlers.

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-What'shisname?

-Number8-

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Imean,Santa'sLittleHelper.

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Rudolphthered-nod

reindeer

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Hadaveryshinyno

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Andifyoueversawit

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-youwouldevensayitglows

-Likealightbulb!

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-Bart!

-Alloftheotherreindeer

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Udtolaugh

andcallhimnames

411

-LikeShnozzola!

-Lisa!

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TheyneverletpoorRudolph

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-Joininanyreindeergames

-Likestrippoker!

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-I'mwarningyoutwo!

-ThenonefoggyChristmasEve

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-Santacametosay

-Takeit,Homer!

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Uh,Rudolphgetyournooverhere

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-Soyoucanguidemysleightoday

-Oh,Homer.

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Thenallthereindeer

lovedhim

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andtheyshoutedout

withglee

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Rudolphthered-nod

reindeer

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You'llgodowninhistory

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-LikeAttilatheHu-

-Youlittle-

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Shh.