poor guy

-Let’sbegin!

-Wait,wait,wait!What!Now?

-Yes,youthinkthegreatwuguiwaswrongandyou’renotthedragon

warrior~

-Ok…’tknowifIcandoallofthomoves.

-Well,ifwedon’ttry,we’llneverknow,willwe?

-Yeah,it’sjust…maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedmylevel..

-Andwhatlevelisthat

-Well,youknowI’mnotamaster…let’sjuststartzero,levelzero

-’snosuchthingaslevelzero~

-Hey~maybeIcanstartwiththat~

-That?Weuthatfortrainingchildren,andforproppingthedooropenwhenitis

hot~Butifyouinsist…

-Wow~thefuriousfive~you’resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures~Exceptyou,

mantis,you’reaboutthesame.

-Goahead,panda…showuswhatyoucando

-Aretheygonnawatch,orshouldIwaitetilltheygetbacktowork?-

-Hitit!

-Ok…Imean,’ngfumaynotbeasgood

as…lateron…

-Justhitit!

-Allright.

-nothing,konmyfriends?

Getreadytofeelthethunder~Lookatmycrazyfeet,whatwillyoudoaboutmy

crazyfeet!Comeon~I’mablur,I’’veneverenbear’sstyle~you’ve

onlyenprayingmantisormonkeystyle~orIcouldcomeatyousnickety-snake~

-Wouldyouhitit!

-Allright~allright~

-Whydon’tyoutryagain?Alittleharder~

-How’sthat?

-Thathurts!

-ThiswillbeeasierthanIthought~

-I’mfeelingalittlenauous!Thoarehard!Mytenders…

-HowdidIdo?

-There’snowalevelzero~

-There’snowords.

-Nodenyingthat.

-Idon’tunderstandwhatmasterwuguiwasthinking…ThePoorguyjustgonnaget

himlfkilled!

-Heissomighty…thedragonwarriorfelloutoftheskyonaballoffire!

-Whenhewalks,theverygroundshakes!

-Onewouldthinkthatmasterwuguiwouldchoosomeonewhoactuallyknow

kungfu…

-Yeah..Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes…orevenehistoes

-Ok…great…Hey..hi…you’reup…

-I’mnow…

-Iwasjust…someday,huh?Thekungfustaffishardwork,right?Areyourbiceps

sore?

-I’vehadalongandratherdisappointingday…so,yeah,Ishouldprobablygetto

sleepnow.

-Yeah,yeah,yeah…ofcour.

-Okthanks

-It’sjust…I’mjustabigfan!Youguysweretotallyamazingatthebattleofweeping

river~Outnumberedathousandtoone,butyoudidn’t…Oh,sorry

aboutthat…

-Look!Youdon’tbelonghere.

Iknow…Iknow…you’reright…Idon’thave…Ijust…mywholelifedream,Iwas

dreaming…

-No,no…Imeanyoudon’tbelonghere!Imean,inthisroom…thisismyroom.

PropertyofOrane.

-Oh,ok,right,,yeah,youwanttogettosleep?I’

bigthingstomorrow!’reawesome…LastthingIwanttosay,bye-bye.

-Wow…

-Whatwasthat?

-Ididn’tsayanything~

-Ok,ght,sleepwell~

-Itemedalittleawkward.

-Mastertigress!Ididn’tmeantowakeyou.

-Youdon’tbelonghere.

-Yeah,ofcour,thisisyourroom.

-Imeanyoudon’’redisgracedkungfu,andifyouhave

anyrespectforwhoweareandwhatwedo,youwillbegonebymorning~

-Bigfan~

-Ieyouhavefoundthecretpeachtreeofheavenwisdom.

-Isthatwhatthisis?Iwassosorry,Ithoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtree.

-Iunderstand,youeatwhenyou’reupt.

-Upt?I’mnotupt!WhatmakesyouthinkI’mupt?

-Sowhyareyouupt?

-Iprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthehistoryofkungfu,inthehistoryof

China,andinthehistoryofsucking!

-Probably.

-Andthefive!Manyoushouldethem,theytotallyhateme.

-Totally.

-HowisShifuevergoingtoturnmeintothedragonwarrior?

Imean,I’mnotlikeThefive,I’vegotnoclaws,nowings,ntis

shouldjustquitandgobacktomakenoodles.

-Quit,don’tquit,noodles,don’’retooconcernedwithwhatwasand

sasaying:Yesterdayishistory,tomorrowismystery,buttodayis

whyit’scalledtheprent.

-Oh,no!

-What’shappening?!

-Toyourbattlestations!Go!Go!Go!

-Fire!

-Tailangisfree!Imustwarnshifu.

-Notgoinganywhere!Neitherheis!

-Letgoofme!

-Bringitup!

-Wait!Bringitback!

-Heiscomingthisway!

-Hewon’tgetfar!Archers!

-,verydead.

-Notyet!!

-Canwerunnow?

-Yes!

-I’ginningthinkingI’kthere

andtellthem:therealdragonwarrioriscominghome!

-Goodmorning,master!

-Panda!panda!wakeup!

-He’squit!

-Whatdowedonow,master?Withthepandagone,whowillbethedragonwarrior?

-Allwecandoisresumeourtrainingandtrustthatintime,thetrueDragonWarrior

willberevealed.

-Whatareyoudoinghere!

-Ha!Hi!Goodmorning,master!IthoughtI’vewarmedupalittle.

-Youarestuck~

-Stuck?Whatstuck?No,thisisoneofmy…Yeah,I’mstuck.

-Helphim.

-Oh,dear.

-,two…Three!Thankyou!

-Don’tmentionit.

-No,really,Iappreciateit.

-Ever.

-Youactuallythoughtyoucanlearntodoafullsplitinonenight?Ittakesyearsto

developone’sflexibility,andyearslongertoapplyitincombat!Putthatdown!The

onlysouvenirswecollectherearebloodyknucklesandbrokenbones!

-Yeah,excellent!

-Let’sgetstarted!

-Areyouready?

-Iwasbornready~

-I’msorry,saidyouwereready.

-Thatwasawesome!Let’sgoagain!

-I’vebeentakingiteasyonyou,panda,butnomore,yournextopponentwillbeme.

-Right,yeah…let’sgo!

-epathtovictoryistofindYouropponent’e

himsufferforit.

-Oh,yeah!

-Totakehisstrengthanduitagainsthim,untilhefinallyfallsorquits.

-’tworry,master!I’llneverquit!

-Ifhe’ssmart,hewantcomebackupthosteps.

-Buthewill.

-He’snotgoingtoquit,ishe?

-He’snotgoingtoquitbouncing.I’lltellyouthat.

-Ithoughtyousaidacupuncturewouldmakemefeelbetter!

-Trustme,’sjustnoteasyforfindingtherightnervepointsunderallthis…

-Fat?

-ingtosayfur.

-Sureyouare.

-WhoamItojudgeawarriorbadonhissize?Imean,Lookatme.I’moverhere.

-Maybeyoushouldtakealookatthis,again.

-Oh…ok…

-Stopit,stopit!dn’tknow

anythere,Ithinkhe’stryingtogetridofme.

-knowhewasnotalwayslikethat.

-Accordingtolegend,therewasonceatimewhenmasterShifuactuallyudtosmile.

-No!

-twasbefore…

-Beforewhat?

-Beforetailing.

-Yeah,wearenotreallysuppodtotalkabouthim.

-Well,ifhe’sgoingtostayhere,heshouldknow.

-Guys,bouttailing,stevertomasterthe

nheturnedbad,andnowhe’sinjail.

-Hewasn’oundhimasacub,

whentheboyshowedtalentinkungfu,evedinhim,hetold

everenoughfortailing,hewantedthe

dragonscroll,ed,tailinglaid

wastetothevalley,fuhadtodestroywhat

couldhe?Shifulovedtailanglikehehadneverlovedanyone

before,hehasthechancetomakethingsright,totrainthetrue

’,!

thatisit!

-Wait!Myfault!Iaccidentallytweakedhisfacialnerve!Andmayhavealsostopped

hisheart.