威尔惠顿

第十一季第二十四集[本季终]

好啦周六就是大日子了Allright,Saturdayisthebigday.

很多人曾以为这一天永远不会到来Alotofpeoplethoughtthiswouldnevercome.

其实我也曾是其中一员Imayhavebeenoneofthopeople.

其实我也曾是其中一员Imayhavebeenoneofthopeople.

等等是在说我们的婚礼吗Wait,wait,arewetalkingaboutthewedding?

-是的-那对我也绝对曾是其中一员-Yes.-?Oh,yeah,Iwasdefinitelyoneoftho

people.

但现在我们走到这一步了Andyet,hereweare.

明天会有会有很多亲朋好友来Now,wegotalotoffamilycomingintomorrow.

我会需要大家的协助I'mgonnaneedeveryone'shelp.

就把这个当做是你们的那种漫画电影吧Thinkofthisasoneofyourcomicbookmovies.

有一群超级英雄每个人都有不同职责There'sabunchofsuperheroes,eachwitha

differenttask.

就像是新的《复仇者联盟》吗Oh,likethenewAvengers.

是哪一部来着Whichonewasthat?

就是你上周末在电影院里看到睡着那部Theoneyousleptthroughlastweekend.

我睡得可香了Oh,thatwasagoodnap.

我觉得这更像是《指环王》I-Ithinkit'smorelike,uh,likeLordoftheRings,

而你们就是护戒使者andyou'retheFellowship.

有人得去刚铎Uh,someone'sgottogotoGondor,

有人得去魔多someone'sgottogotoMordor,

有人得去阻挡影与炎之恶魔someone'sgottoholdoffthedemonofshadowandflame.

你是说炎魔吗YoumeantheBalrog?

我是说我老母Imeanmymother.

艾米这个比喻超棒Thatisaperfectmetaphor,Amy.

谢谢Thankyou.

因为这还包含了一个Becauitalsoinvolvesaring

将会永远奴役我的戒指thatbindsmeinrvitudeforever.

他说永远呢Aw,hesaidforever.

刚才是威尔·惠顿ThatwasWilWheaton.

他很期待明天的婚礼呢He'sreallyexcitedabouttomorrow.

我也是AsamI.

如果你在我小时候告诉我Ifyou'dhavetoldmeasachildthatanactorfromStarTrek

会有《星际旅行》的演员帮我证婚我会说wouldbeofficiatingmywedding,Iwould've

said,

"是柯克舰长威廉·夏特纳吗""Ooh,WilliamShatner?"

而如果你说"不是是威尔·惠顿"Andifyou'dhavesaid,"No,WilWheaton,"

那我会回"那你试过请威廉·夏特纳吗"I'dhavesaid,"Well,didyoueventryWilliam

Shatner?"

而如果你回Andifyou'dhavesaid,

"试过可是他出场费太贵""Yes,buthecoststoomuchmoney,"

那我会说"行吧威尔·惠顿也可以啦"I'dhavesaid,"Ah,well,WilWheaton'sgood,too."

你为什么一直在鼓捣那个领结啊Whydoyoukeeptyinganduntyingthatbowtie?

我怎么绑都不对称Ican'temtogetiteven.

那个应该不会是对称的Well,Idon'tthinkit'ssuppodtobeeven.

有时候稍微不对称反而更好看Sometimesalittleasymmetrylooksgood.

在文艺复兴时代他们称之为"潇洒不羁"IntheRenaissance,theycalledit"Sprezzatura."

文艺复兴吗TheRenaissance?

艾米你明知道我更喜欢启蒙运动Amy,youknowI'mmoreofanEnlightenmentperson.

世纪的一场哲学与文化运动又称启蒙时代该运动相信理性发展知识可以解决人类实存

的基本问题

总有一天我们会需要决定Atsomepoint,wehavetodecide

该怎么养育我们的孩子howwewanttoraithechildren.

你感觉还好吗Soareyoufeelingokay?

会有婚前恐惧吗Noweddingjitters?

没有No.

世上没有任何人事物Thereisnothingintheworld

能够阻止我在明天娶你thatwouldstopmefrommarryingyoutomorrow,

那怕是未来的我穿越回来阻止婚礼evenmefromthefuturecomingbacktopreventthe

wedding

从而阻止我们未来会毁灭人类孩子的降生andthesubquentbirthofachildwhowill

destroyhumanity.

因为如果你从未来回来Becauifyoucamefromthefuture,

那就表示你已经在过去结完婚了thatwouldmeanyoualreadywentthroughwiththe

wedding

因为你相信时间旅行的命定悖论becauyoubelievethattimetravelisonaclodloop.

我真是太他妈爱你了Iloveyousodamnmuch.

福勒先生在后面坐得还舒服吗Uh,,areyouokaybackthere?

需要开窗透气吗Doyouneedmoreair?

他很好He'sfine.

真没想到艾米不来接我们I'msurpridAmydidn'tpickusup.

哎呀你也懂的Oh,well,youknow,

大婚之日前一天很多事情要忙she'sprettybusythedaybeforeherwedding.

忙到老妈都可以放一旁吗Toobusyforhermother?

想当年她是多么以母为天的女儿啊Sheudtobesuchadevoteddaughter.

她现在就等着我死好继承我的上好瓷器Nowshe'sjustwaitingformetodiesoshecan

getmychina.

再次谢谢你来接我们Thankyouagainforpickingusup.

这是我的荣幸库珀太太Mypleasure,.

我们去机场时的司机先生Youknow,ourdrivertotheairport

也是个印度小伙呢wasalsoaIndianfella.

妈Mom...

这年头注意到人家是印度人就是种族歧视吗Oh,sonowit'sracisttonoticewhen

somebody'sIndian.

我不觉得有歧视我也注意到你们俩都是白人啊Idon'tthinkit'edyouwere

bothwhite.

你看吧你多多谅解她See?You'llhavetoexcuher.

她现在怀孕荷尔蒙过多在说胡话She'sjustpregnantandhormonal.

是呢恭喜你怀第二胎啊Oh,yeah,congratulationsonbabynumbertwo.

对对对真好啊e.

她丈夫本来也能来Herhusbandwouldbehere,

可是他得在家照顾他们大儿子buthestayedhometowatchtheirolderson,

所以一切都没问题soe-everything'sfine!

得了吧Stopit.

我们分居了We'reparated.

真"没"想到啊Youdon'tsay.

你是谢尔顿的大哥啊So,you'reSheldon'sbigbrother.

是啊他有聪明脑袋Uh,hebrains.

我有完美身材Igotthebod.

帅气脸庞还有一头秀发Andthefaceandthehair.

我喜欢你的口音Ilikeyouraccent.

谢尔顿你以前也有那种口音吗Sheldon,didyouudtosoundlikethat?

现在还能有吗Canyoustill?

我可以说但我才不要ot.

艾米你早先对我领结发表的见解Amy,yousaidsomethingaboutmybowtie

让我忍不住一直回味thatIcan'tstopthinkingabout.

你想说的不该是...Don'tyoumean...

"你们说我领结啥了"[德州腔]"Y'allsaidsomething'boutmybowtie"?

来嘛说啊Goon,sayit.

让你说Sayit.

大家看看我带谁来了Hey,guys,lookwhoIhave.

谢利Hey,Shelly.

米希你能到真是太好了I'msogladyoumadeit,Missy.

这是我未婚妻艾米Thisismyfiancée,Amy.

艾米这是我姐姐Amy,thisismysister.

如果我哪天需要换肾你可以去找她IfIeverneedakidney,thisiswhereyougetit.

很高兴见到你It'ssonicetomeetyou.

我一直想要一个姐妹I'vealwayswantedasister.

是吗为什么Really?Why?

我也爱你谢尔顿Iloveyou,too,Sheldon.

是吗为什么Really?Why?

妈妈在哪儿Where'sMom?

她想先去酒店梳洗一下Uh,shewantedtostopbythehotelandfreshenup,

然后打给她的牧师为米希的灵魂祷告andthencallherpastortoprayforMissy'ssoul.

要老命了Oh,myGod.

妈妈的乖女儿There'smama'sgirl.

妈你来啦Hi,Mom.

拉里你瞧瞧她Oh,Larry,lookather!

你能相信我们的小羊羔终于要嫁人了吗Canyoubelieveourlittlelambisfinallygetting

married?

他肯定不信Hecan'tbelieveit.

我也不敢相信AndneithercanI.

爸你还好吗Hi,doing?

这是什么玩意Whatthehellisthat?

拜托你明明就懂Comeon,youknowthisone.

这是一只...It'sa...

狗子啊dog.

我在后院发现它Ifoundhiminthebackyard.

别担心我已经打给它的主人了Anddon'tworry,Ialreadycalledtheowner.

很好咱们家不需要狗Good,'cauwedon'tneedadog.

因为已经有两个娃你和斯图尔特了Wealreadyhavetwobabies,youandStuart.

估计是狗主人来了That'sprobablyhim.

你好Hi.

给我一分钟I'mgonnaneedaminute.

那是马克·哈米尔啊That'sMarkHamill!

曾在电影《星球大战》系列中扮演主角卢克·天行者

你好Hello.

非常感谢你找到了这个小家伙Thankyousomuchforfindingthisguy.

我的老天Oh,mygoodness.

巴克[汪汪]你还好吗小家伙Hey,you,buddy?

你家狗的名字是巴克吗Y-Yourdog'snameisBark?

是的Yeah.

巴克·哈米尔吗BarkHamill?

没错我在网上让粉丝给他取名,Iletthefansnamehimonline.

不过我还算走运Igotlucky,though.

他差点就要叫蜂蜜烤火腿·哈喇米尔HewasalmostHoneyBakedHamill.

总而言之非常感谢Anyway,thank’ssomuch.

你帮我找到他我一定要好好酬谢你I-Iwanttogiveyouarewardforfindinghim.

不用了我不能拿你的钱Oh,no,Icouldn'ttakeyourmoney.

见到你已经是我的荣幸了It'sjustanhonortomeetyou.

拜托别客气,plea.

你不知道这只狗对我来说多重要Youdon'tknowwhatthisdogmeanstome,

我还以为再也看不见他了呢andIthoughthewasgoneforgood.

请说吧肯定有什么我可以帮上忙的地方Plea?TheremustbesomethingIcandofor

you.

什么都行Anything.

你肯定会后悔说出这句话Oh,you'regonnaregretthat.

哥们Hey,dude.

哥们吗Dude?

是啊就想让你知道Yeah,youknow,justwantyoutoknow

我没有把你当女人看thatIdon'tthinkofyouasawoman.

太好了我也没有把你当男人看Oh,'tthinkofyouasaman.

太棒了Great.

所以作为两具无性别的肉身So,astwogenderlessblobsofhumanflesh,

你跟我一起去参加howwouldyouliketogo

谢尔顿和艾米的婚礼怎么样toSheldonandAmy'sweddingwithme?

斯图尔特Oh,Stuart.

感谢你的邀请但这可能Look,Iappreciatethat,butitjustmightbe

有点怪毕竟你是我老板alittleweird,consideringyou'remyboss.

猜猜谁要为谢尔顿和艾米证婚Guesswho'sgonnaofficiateSheldonandAmy'swedding!

马克·哈米尔MarkHamill!

卢克·天行者将会在婚礼上出现LukeSkywalkerisgonnabeatthewedding!

我出席穿的裙子你来买You'llneedtobuymeadress.

你们知道我家艾米AnddidyouknowthatmyAmy

曾在八年级的时候扮演阿梅莉亚·埃尔哈特吗playedAmeliaEarhartintheeighthgrade?

著名的美国女性飞行员

艾米你从未说过你演过校园话剧Amy,youneversaidyouwereinaschoolplay.

不不是在家演Oh,no,no,athome.

我绝不会让她参演校园话剧I'dneverletherdoaschoolplay.

那些孩子只会吸毒和交配Thokidsjusttakedrugsandhaveintercour.

艾米现在还有在表演啊Youknow,Amystilldoessomeperforming.

她和谢尔顿有个关于旗帜的网络节目SheandSheldondoanInternetshowaboutflags.

艾米Amy?

网络视频吗theV-VideosontheInternet?

你明知男人用那些视频干什么Youknowwhatmenuthofor.

如果你是在说《有趣的旗帜》Ifyou'retalkingaboutFunwithFlags,

我一般用来助眠Iuittogotosleep.

谢尔顿你真是出奇地安静啊Sheldon,you'reawfullyquiet.

你没事吧Areyouokay?

抱歉抱歉,I'msorry.

我刚才在思考弦理论Iwasthinkingaboutstringtheory.

跟我说说我都错过什么了'dImiss?

你看见了吗拉里Areyoueingthis,Larry?

等你死后我得跟这种人生活在一起ThearethepeopleI'mgonnahavetolivewithafter

you'redead.

欢迎伯特一身西装好帅啊Welcome,'tyoulooknice.

是啊就像紫晶洞处理过后换发迷人光彩eode,Icleanupgood.

紫晶洞通常不都是破开来观赏的吗Don'tyoucrackageodeopen?

我也没说我的比喻很完美啊It'snotaperfectmetaphor.

老天Oh,myGod.

-那不是马克·哈米尔吗-是的-IsthatMarkHamill?-Yeah.

我的老天Oh,myGod.

-那不是...-伯特找你座位坐下-Isthat...-Bert,gofindyourat!

他怎么会来这里W-Whatishedoinghere?

我捡到了他的狗Ifoundhisdog

然后用人情压力拐他来主持这场婚礼andguiltedhimintoofficiatingthewedding.

别告诉谢尔顿这是给他的惊喜Don''sasurpri.

我还以为会是威尔来主持仪式Wait,I-IthoughtWilwasofficiatingthewedding.

是啊本来是的Yeah,sodidhe.

他知道自己被换后什么反应Howdidhetakethenews?

答案马上揭晓I'llletyouknow.

威尔Hey,Wil!

你是对我别在翻领上的花过敏吗Areyouhavinganallergicreactiontomyboutonniere?

不我是由衷为你感到开心No.I'mjustsohappyforyou.

还有为我自己Andforme.

今天过后你正式Aftertoday,youareofficially--

更重要的是合法地成为艾米的麻烦了and,moreimportant,legally--Amy'sproblem.

别傻了莱纳德Don'tbesilly,Leonard.

我永远都会是你的麻烦Iwillalwaysbeyourproblem.

宝贝Hey,baby.

你好妈妈Hello,Mother.

莱纳德你能回避一下吗Leonard,couldyougiveusamoment?

当然可以Oh,ofcour.

谢利Oh,Shelly.

真希望你爸爸能看到你这副模样Iwishyourdadcouldeyounow.

我也是我好想他Me,im.

他肯定会很以你为荣Hewouldbesoproudofyou.

我就是IknowthatIam

谢谢Thankyou.

你为我做的一切Imean,foreverything.

照耀了我一生Mywholelife.

我帮你调整下领结吧Letmestraightenyourtie.

不必了不用调整No,no,no,it'sallright.

就应该有点不对称It'ssuppodtobealittleasymmetrical.

好像有点小瑕疵会显得更好看Apparently,asmallflawsomehowimprovesit.

我懂你的意思Icanethat.

有时候...Sometimesit'sthe...

有不完美的地方才能让事情显得完美imperfectstuffthatmakesthingsperfect.

失陪一下Excume.

完美的例子Cainpoint.

我们终于见到面了So,wefinallymeet.

抱歉你是哪位I'msorry,whoareyou?

威尔·惠顿I'mWilWheaton.

本来应该是我来证婚Iwassuppodtoofficiatethiswedding.

我整晚没睡就为了准备这些笔记Iwasupallnightpreparingthenotes.

太感谢了肯定对我大有帮助Well,'sgonnabeagreathelp.

艾米Amy.

艾米Amy.

艾米Amy.

进来吧Comein.

我有话要对你说There'ssomethingIneedtotellyou.

你真是美呆了Wow,youlookamazing!

这不是我要对你说的话That'snotwhatIneedtotellyou.

-但你真美-怎么了-Butyoudo!-What'swrong?

刚才发生了不可思议的事情Somethingincrediblejusthappened.

还记得你怎么说我的领结Rememberwhenyouweretellingmeaboutmybowtie

以及为什么不对称是好事吗andhowalittleasymmetryisgood?

-记得-我的方程式一直试图-Yeah?-Myequationshavebeentrying

描述一个不完美的世界todescribeanimperfectworld,

唯一的办法就是将不完美andtheonlywaytodothatistointroduceimperfection

引入到基本理论intotheunderlyingtheory.

所以不是超对称性So,insteadofsupersymmetry,

而是超不对称性itwouldbesuperasymmetry?

超不对称性Superasymmetry.

就是这个That'sit!

-把你的唇膏给我-什么-Givemeyourlipstick.-What?

快给我你个大美人Justgiveittome,youbeautifulthing!

我们有活要干Wehaveworktodo!

新郎和新娘Hey,uh,thebrideandgroom

貌似有点事耽搁了emtoberunningalittlebehind.

你觉得你可以拖延一下吗Doyouthinkyoucouldstall?

拖延怎么拖Stall?How?

各位Hey,everybody!

还得再等几分钟不过不会让大家白等Uh,it'sgonnabeafewmoreminutes,butwhilewe

wait,

关于《星球大战》大家有什么问题吗doesanyonehaveanyquestionsaboutStarWars?

你能行的Yougotthis.

所以如果在四维空间用世界面SoifImakeslightlyasymmetricknots

做出稍微不对称的结点withsheetsinfourdimensions,

我能将这整个想法Icanbootstrapthewholeidea

引入到十一维度的大型不对称toalargeasymmetryin11dimensions.

或许甚至在创造的最初时期Maybeevenattheinitialmomentofcreation,

几种基本力都缺乏对称性thefundamentalforceslackedsymmetry.

大家都在等着呢你们俩在干什么Everyone'eyouguysdoing?

超不对称性Superasymmetry.

超不对称性有这个东西吗Superasymmetry?Isthatathing?

我们现在就在创造它We'reinventingitrightnow.

你们俩就不能等到...Don'tyouthinkthiscanwaituntil...

慢着Holdon.

这理论有意思Thisisinteresting.

马克先生So,yeah,?

当您在伍基族人的母星时Whenyouwereonthe,uh,Wookieehomeplanet,

你是怎么能听懂他们说的话呢howdidyouevenunderstandwhattheyweresaying?

我不记得我曾去过伍基族人的母星Idon'tremembereverbeingonaWookieehomeplanet.

其实卢克确实去过伍基族人的母星Uh,actually,LukewasontheWookieehomeplanet,

卡希克星球在《星战假日特别版》里Kashyyyk,intheHolidaySpecial

他帮楚伊回家跟老婆团聚whenhehelpedChewiegethometohiswife.

楚伊还有老婆吗Chewiehadawife?

她名叫马拉Hername'sMalla.

哇记忆力惊人啊Wow,it'simpressive.

是啊Yeah.

我有个问题Hey,uh,Igotaquestion.

为什么星球大战的交通工具都没有轮胎呢Whyaren'ttheretiresonanyofthoStarWars

vehicles?

我肯定某些有轮胎吧I'msuresomeofthemhadtires.

其实还真没有Actually,theydon't.

话说HAVwA5型涡轮坦克是金属夹轮Imean,theHAVwA5turbotankhasmetalgripping

wheels,

但我不会称其为轮胎butIwouldn'tcallthemtires.

你太帅气了Youaresohot.

这也太久了Thisistakingtoolong.

我敢肯定是谢尔顿抛下我女儿了IbetthatSheldonstoodmybabyup.

不好意思Uh,excume.

你要去哪里Where-whereareyougoing?

整件事就是一个天大的错误Thiswholethingwasabigmistake.

我要去找艾米I'mgonnafindAmy

-带她离开这-给我坐下-andgetheroutofhere.-Sitdown!

你说什么Excume?

谢尔顿爱艾米SheldonlovesAmy,

他绝对不会在婚礼当天伤害她andhewouldneverhurtheronherweddingday

其他日子也绝不会给老娘坐下oranyotherday,soparkit.

你也坐下Oh,yousitdown,too.

你就让她这么跟我说话吗Areyougonnalethertalktomelikethat?

说点什么啊Saysomething.

谢谢您了Thankyou.

根据我刚才搜谷歌Uh,accordingtoGoogle,

网上没有任何有关超不对称性的论文therearezeropapersthatmentionsuperasymmetry.

这是全新理念还没有人想出来过'sthoughtofit.

你们这帮疯子在干嘛Whatareyoulunaticsdoing?!

谢尔顿有了科学突破Sheldonhadabreakthrough.

应该说是我跟艾米有了科学突破Actually,AmyandIhadabreakthrough.

科学吗真"没想到"啊Oh,science?Shocking!

你可能不理解这可能十分重大呢Youdon'uldbereallybig.

不佩妮说得对No,Penny'sright.

我们还有一生可以一起研究科学Wehaveourwholelivestodosciencetogether.

我们去结婚吧Let'sgetmarried.

这就对了Allright.

要开始啦It'sgotime!

我超兴奋的Iampumped!

好啦大伙们好戏上场啦Okay,go.

莱纳德Leonard.

那是马克·哈哈哈...That'sMarkHa-Ha-Ha...

是马克·哈米哈哈...It's-it'sMarkHami-Ha-Ha...

谢沃罗威茨吧是他安排的tup.

谢谢你Thankyou.

恭喜你们结婚了Congratulationsonyourwedding.

谢谢你Thankyou.

婚礼结束后我有4000样东西想请你签名Whenthisisover,Ihave4000thingsforyouto

sign.

谢谢你老爸Thankyou,Daddy.

我还以为是威尔来证婚呢I-IthoughtWilwasmarryingus.

沃罗威茨帮我们升级了Wolowitzgotusanupgrade.

另一个蓄胡子的科幻片男Anothersci-figuywithabeard.

感觉大同小异不过行吧Seemslateral,butokay.

欢迎各位Welcome.

今日我们齐聚一堂在家人友人Wearegatheredheretodayinthesightoffamily,

与全能的神的见证下friendsandAlmightyGod.

这宗教性太强了That'stooreligious.

那边的女士逼我说的Thatladyovertheremademesayit.

祂已经听到了想撤回是不可能的Heheardyou,andhecan'tun-hearyou.

我们欢聚于此一同庆祝We'reheretocelebratethemarriage

谢尔顿·李·库珀ofSheldonLeeCooper...

与艾米·菲拉·福勒喜结良缘...andAmyFarrahFowler.

我本来准备了更多证婚词Ihadmoreprepared,

但我决定直接跳到交换戒指与婚誓部分butI'mjustgonnaskiptotheringsandvows,

因为我在这里回答了45分钟你们的问题sinceI'vebeenansweringyourquestionsfor

45minutes.

呵还他回答呢Yeah,heansweredthem.

艾米你先来Amy,you'reup.

谢尔顿当我还是个小女孩Sheldon,whenIwasalittlegirl,

我就对自己梦想中的婚礼充满期待Iudtodreamaboutmywedding.

但终于某天我不再怀揣梦想But,eventually,Istopped,

因为我觉得此生等不到出嫁那天了becauIthoughtthatdaywouldnevercome.

后来我遇到了你AndthenImetyou.

从我们在那间咖啡厅初遇的那一刻Fromthefirstmomentinthatcoffeeshop,

我就知道我们之间有不一样的火花Iknewthattherewassomethingspecialbetweenus,

尽管我曾经做过研究eventhoughIdidworkonastudy

证明一见钟情并不存在thatdisprovedloveatfirstsight.

那个研究我当时看了就特别喜欢IlovedthatstudythemomentIreadit.

格外讽刺吧Ironic,huh?

很显然那个研究是错的Clearly,itwaswrong.

因为在那天我有了异样的感觉BecauIfeltsomethingthatday,

而那感觉随着时间越来越浓烈andthofeelingshaveonlygottenstrongerwithtime.

我无法想象自己还能比此时此刻更爱你Ican'timaginelovingyoumorethanIdorightnow.

但我每一天都感到对你的爱远胜过前一天ButIfeltthatwayyesterdayandthedaybefore

yesterday

一天比一天更强烈andthedaybeforethat.

是线性增长还是加速增长呢Isthatgrowthlinearoraccelerating?

是加速增长Accelerating.

那或许我们还能画出表来Oh,maybewecouldgraphitout.

留点激情的到度蜜月时再说吧Savesomethingforthehoneymoon.

好主意Smart.

谢尔顿Sheldon,

我不知道未来会是如何Idon'tknowwhatthefutureholds,

但我知道我此生最开心的时刻butIknowthatI'veneverbeenhappierthanIam

就是在此刻我嫁给了你inthismomentmarryingyou.

真是出乎意料的感人啊Well,thatwasunexpectedlybeautiful.

让我缓一下Imightneedaminute.

艾米Amy...

我通常都明确知道自己该说什么...Iusuallyknowexactlywhattosay.

但此刻...Butinthismoment...

我无以言表Ihavenowords.

我猜Iguess...

我是被你吓坏了I'moverwhelmedbyyou.

是好的那种吓坏Inagoodway.

不是迪士尼《鬼屋》电梯的那种吓坏NotintheelevatorintheHauntedMansionway.

即便我现在无法描述出内心的感受EvenifIcan'ttellyounowhowIfeel,

可我会穷尽一生让你知道我有多爱你IwillspendmylifeshowingyouhowmuchIloveyou.

你愿意...Doyou...

你愿意...Doyou...

我插一句如果你不行了我乐意上场Hey,I'mjustsaying,I'mhereifyouneedmetostep

in.

不用不用No,no,no.

我能行Igotthis.

艾米你愿意接受谢尔顿作为你的合法丈夫吗Amy,doyoutakeSheldonforyourlawful

weddedhusband?

我愿意Ido.

谢尔顿同样问题And,Sheldon,samething.

我愿意Ido.

我以"连你都能证婚网"Andbythepowervestedinme

所赋予我的合法权利...

我现在宣布你们正式结为合法夫妻...Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife.

你可以吻新娘了Youmaykissthebride.

♪最忠♪♪Atwast...♪

Atlast-EttaJames

♪偶的爱终鱼来了♪♪Mywovehascomeawong♪

♪偶孤蛋的日子终鱼结束♪♪Mywonewydaysareover♪

♪人生就香是一馊歌♪♪Andwifeiswikeasong♪

♪欧耶♪♪Oh,yeah.♪