英语话剧

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大学生英语话剧剧本

《MayDreamWon'tComeTure》

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〔学校食堂里，下课铃刚响〕

Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风

暴。"襄樊学院广播台提示各位抢饭同学留意形象，留意排队秩序".

〔人潮涌进，餐桌上快速被书和包占据，卖饭窗口前排成N条

长龙，A与B小跑上场〕A:Oh,no!Thereisnofoodagain!Wehave

alreadyranasfastaswecan.

B:〔看看手表〕'dbetterrunquickly

tomorrow.

A:Whatawonderfulthingifweneedn't〔指那堆挤来挤去

的人〕likethis!

B:'sgo,backtodormitory,eatthejunk

food!What'slessonthisafternoon?

A:'sboring!Imay

sleepingagain~Scene2

〔A的`办公室内〕

Narrator:果真，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦

到了她的抱负生活……〔A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进〕

秘书：Goodmorning,A.I'lltellyoutoday's

arrangement:Youhavetwolessonsinthemorning,theyaremusic

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'sall.

〔秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进〕

A:sitdown.

音：〔拿着几张CD〕That'othingtoteach

hem,Jay

Chou'avenothingto

answer,I'llgo.

A:〔翻看CD〕e!〔停顿片刻〕Thenextone!

〔体育老师上〕A:Oh,shouldIwearathleteuniform?

体：Ofcouryouneedn'ass,youcanjustsit

,whichdoyou

prefer,footballorbasketball?

A:Er…BaskerballisOkay.

体：Good!Boys,comeon!〔演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐〕

体：Areyousatisfied?

A:Em…

maygonow.

体：oodweek!〔体育老师下，秘书和服务员上〕

秘：A,It'stimetohavelunch.〔退到一旁〕服：

doyouwanttoday?

A:Mmm…TodayIjustwanttoeatsomething

eakandredwine,plea.

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服：Thankyou.〔鞠躬〕Waitamoment,plea.〔下场，秘

书上前整理书桌,A翻看杂志〕秘：〔整理完毕，打开文件夹〕The

computerteacherjustcalledmethathewouldreplacethelesson

anplaytheCrazy

Danceonlinewell.

A:Really?That'sgreat.〔饭菜送上〕That'stips.

服：Thankyouverymuch.〔退场〕

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Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只

见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛

然地发觉座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进

了183.她今日的任务是练好劲舞团！

〔A跑进网吧，找台电脑快速坐下，开头嬉戏。音乐起，表演

真人版劲舞团〕〔数分钟后〕

A:〔伸个懒腰〕Sogreatthatmycomputer'shomeworkhas

finished.

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Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了高校四年，最终到了

要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面

试官：〔很礼貌地请A离开〕I'msosorry!

〔A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响

那句话"Narrator:I'msosorry……"〕Scene5

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〔听力考试的考场上，老师开头收卷，发觉A在酣睡〕Narrator:

下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该醒了……老师：〔很不耐烦地

拍拍桌子，发觉A仍旧没醒，然后提高音量〕GoodafternoonA

A:〔换个睡觉姿态〕En…Beafsteakandred

wine,'stips.〔抓起试卷递上去〕老师：〔看到空白的

试卷，摇摇头〕I'msosorry!ButIhadtogiveyouzero!Youe,

yourpaperissoclean!

〔下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还

等着A〕B:Hey!〔看表〕nothingto

eatagain!

A:〔刚刚糊涂〕Wow,'sjustadream!〔欢呼〕

It'sdoesn''snotabadchoicetofightforfood

sometimes,isn'tit?

B:Gosh!Wereareyoufrightenedbytheterribledream?

A:Whydidyousaythat?It'sreallyawonderfuldream.I

thinkitwillturnmylifearound〔欢快语气〕。

B:Soyouwon'tsleepintheclass?

A:'sgotothecanteen!

B:Well,let'sgo!

Narrator:Mydearfriends,whichlifedoyoupreferto,in

thedreamorinreality?〔音乐起〕~TheEnd~

高校生英语话剧剧本〔二〕

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Michael:泽泓

Scolfield:仲铨

Lincoln:桂帆

Tbag:捷驰

宿舍

3人：

M:〔readingbook〕"rulesforstudents"thebookisso

hardtounderstand,it'salittleboringScolfield,whatareyou

doing?

S:〔刚开头没应答，忙于dota〕i'mdotaing…Oh,noIlost

again〔中文说：队友不给力啊〕。

whataday!n'tdotaany

moreAndLincoln,whatareyoubusywith?高校生英语话剧剧本

L:nothing,justwatchingvideo.

M:whichkindofvideoareyouwatching?Iguessit's

American,right?

L:Yeah,boy,youknowIlike

Americanmoviesverymuch.

butthismovieI'mwatchingisnotthat

s,it'sholiday,isthereanyfunwecanhave?

S:SayIrememberthere'sapartytonightatE502.

M:Oh,yes,'safellowship

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gatheringtonight,whichcanbeagoodchancetomakesome

friendsyouknow

L:withsomebeautifulgirls,right?

S:Yeah,that'sreallywonderful,youknow,Ilikethis

kindofgatheringpartyprettygirlsareeverywhereM

L:hahaweknowwhatyoumean.

L:'usshouldgototheparty

together.

M:OKbutwhereisTbag?

S:Tbag

Tbag进来

L:Tbag,wherehaveyoubeen?

M:wehaveagoodnews.

S:Yeah,there'sapartytonight,andwecanhave

fun,wouldyoucomewithus?

Tbag:〔装悲剧ing〕sorry,Idon'twantto,I'mnotina

goodmood.

L:comeon,man,what'swrongwithyou?

T:oh,wellit'saboutmyfather;myfamilytoldmethat

hegothurtwhenridingabike.

S、M、L:it'sreallyapity.

3人将进入PARTY场地时：

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S:lookatthofourbeautifulgirls,asIsay:pretty

girlsareeverywhere!

M:Yeah,youareactuallyright,Ireallywannamake

acquaintancewiththem.

L:不悦

S:comeon,Lincoln,wearehavingparty

L:waitaminute,wearehavingfunwhileourgoodfriend

'tthinkit''regood

friends.

M:yeah,you'lddosthforTbag.

S:OK,GOODBYE,PRRETYGIRLS.

PPT:〔确定去做某事〕

2hourslater:

宿舍：

T:装不爽

3人进来后，T:whyareyoucomebacksoearly?Istheparty

funny?

L:Yeah,thegirlsareprrety,butwe

S:WEgotsthforyou.

M:将一张纸递给TBAG

T:oh,mygod,it'saplanetiketformyhome,that'sso

sweetofyouyougotobuytiketformeinsteadofhavingfun

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atthepartyTHANKS,GUYSM:dont'riends,as

the《rulesforstudents》says:treatallofyourfriendsjust

likeyourfamilyathome.

L:Yeah,we'rebrothers.

veraldayslater:

Tbagcomesback

Tbag:hey,guysI'mback.

L:hey,Tbag,IvethingOK?

M:enhowaboutyourfather?

T:well,myfather'shurtisn'tveryrious,he'llOKin

amonthornot.

S:enYOUareadutifulson.

L:that'sreallygreat.

T:Hey,what'sareyouwatchingjustnow?

L:WELL,we'rewatchingfunnyvideo.

S:It'sJapanenotAmerican.

T:Oh,Letmeehowfunnyitis

高校生英语话剧剧本〔三〕

Cast

Anita:Neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskip

classKevin:Treats"skippingclass"astheprincipleof

universitylifeKen:Eagertoskipclassbutdaresnottodo

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itJason:AlwayscommitshimlfnottoskipclassSteven:

AlwaysgiveshimlfagoodexcuforskippingclassRita:A

professionalclassskipper

SceneI

〔Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareall

,

KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.〕Ken:Whyare

youlate?And,chergave

usthemaintopicsforthemidtermexamination.

Jason:Oh,shoot!oulendmeyour

notessoIcanmakeacopy?

Ken:Sureif

SceneII

〔Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherin

,AnitaistryingtopreventSteven

andKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.〕Anita:Hey,we’llhave

the"BusinessManagement"reyou

going?Don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.

Steven:

Iamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahard

time.

Anita:Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneel’s

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’’tyouknow

it?…Kevin:Anita,don’notlisten

ay,Iamstillwaiting

comingwithmetotheconcert

tomorrow?

Anita:Oh,me

tomorrow?

Kevin:Twoo’twaittoemyadorable

superstar–,howwonderful!

Anita:Calculusclasstomorrow

outofyourmind?

Kevin:Well,I’inkwecanjustcopythe

notesfromsomeoneel.

Anita:No,would

neverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.

Kevin:Iwerein

theclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalking

s,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?

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〔AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheST

ametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuilding

etinfrontofthelaboratory.〕Rita:Here

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,odgirl,notskipping

class.

Anita:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Thisisthe5thclass.

dayyou

promidthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.

Rita:DidI?Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbut

we’repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.

Anita:Ibegyourpardon?TodayisThursdayandwehave

s,didn’tyoumeetusthismorning

whileweweregoingouttoclass?

Rita:Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.

Anita:Youareloopynowbecauyou’veskippedtoo,too

manyclass.

Rita:Whydidyousayso?Iknowthatwewillhavethe

ComputerProgramtesttomorrow.

Anita:twasthismorning!

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〔etalking

abouthowtoskipaclass.〕Ken:IwonderwhyyourCalculus

,everytimeIskipped

class,Iamreally

unlucky.

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Rita:well,you’llappreciatewhatI’mgoingtotell

younow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.

Ken:Whatarethey?

Rita:Nowlendmeyourears–Firstofall,whetheryou

skiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecour.

Ken:HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?

Rita:’tbelieve

youcanpassit.

Ken:?

Rita:Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryone

erthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.

Ken:Why?

Rita:Wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywill

ou

flatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessorto

–Toskiptheclasssuccessfullyyoucannot

skiptoomanyclassortoofew.

Ken:Whatdoyoumean?Nottoomanyandnottoofew?

Rita:Youneedgoodweatherforskippingclasssoyou

nyouneedgoodtimingsoyou

cangotothenewlyopenedinternetcaféthatisondiscount.

Finallyyouneedgoodrelationshipswiththeclassmatessothey

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cancoveritupforyou.

Ken:Youareagenius.

Rita:Iamjustveryprofessional.

Ken:,Hah,Hah

SceneV

〔KenmeetsKevinattheparkinglot.〕

Kevin:It’youhere?

Ken:Idon’ocut

theclass.

Kevin:Why?

Ken:Becausomeonetoldmecuttingclasscanbefun.

Kevin:That’howyouhowmuchfunitis

tocutclass.

Ken:’sgo.

〔KevinandKencuttheclassandgoouttohavefunwith

ore

nextmestertheywilleJean,theirEnglishteacher,again.〕