headmaster

"ABoyintheTree"

Episode1x03

WrittenBy:HartHanson

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TranscribedbyCassie

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[ofquickshotsofvarious

peopledoingtheirjobtc..CuttoBoothandBrennanaresittinginBooth’sSUV]

Booth:Bones,Where'sthekid?

[CuttoLab,ZachistalkingwithagirlandAngelaandHodginsarewatchingfrom

afar]

Angela:Who'sthatwithZach?

Hodgins:Naomi,ndZachslepttogetheraboutamonth

henshehasn'treturnedasinglecall.

Angela:Ooooohhhhh.

Hodgins:Youworkingonanythinginteresting?

Angela:Me?Yeah,yeah,AthreedimensionalmodelofanEtruscanburialcrypt.

Hodgins:MmmmHmmm.

Angela:You?

Hodgins:,citing,…siltprofiles.

Angela:!Etruscanburialcryptsaresoboring!

Hodgins:wwhatweneed?

Angela:nandBoothareoutfrontrightnowwaiting

forZach.

Hodgins:Whatthere'saca?Whydidn’tyousayso?[ToZach]Zach!Yougottago.

Angela:Oh,shereallybolted,doesn'tlookgoodforZach.

[AngelaandHodginsmeetupwithZach.]

Hodgins:C'?Beaman.

Angela:Areyouokayhoney?

Zach:[Pickinguphiquipment]ShesaidtakeahintbutwhenIasked'whathint?'

Naomisaidifshetoldmewhathintthatitwouldn'tbeahintanymoreitwouldbea

statement.

Hodgins:[WalkingZachtothedoor]Youknowwhat'sgood?Throwingyourlfinto

yourwork,Huh?

Angela:[WalkingwithZachandHodgins]

littlecompassion!

Zach:IunderstoodtheindividualwordsbutIdonotcomprehendhermeaning.

Angela:DidyoutellNaomithat?

Zach:daskyourfriends,ifIhaveany.

Angela:[PuttingahandtoZach’sback,guideshimoutthedoor]YouknowHodgins

'dyisdecomposingaswespeak.

Hodgins:Getoutthereandbringushomeaca,buddy.

[CuttoBooths’SUV]

Booth:Wegotadeadbodyataprepschooloutinthesticks.

Brennan:Goodmorningtoyoutoo.

Zach:[LeaningforwardtowardBooth]Successfulwithwoman,right?Imeanthey

likeyou?

Booth:Okay,look,it'saveryprestigiousprepschoolwithalotofrichkids.

Brennan:Ithoughtthatitwasgoodtostartwith‘GoodMorning‘.

Zach:[ToBooth]Ifawomansaid,toyou,takeahint,whatwouldthatmean?

Booth:Couldwejustconcentrateonthejob?[Zachleansbackintohisat.]Thank

,’smostlyokaybuttheschoolgotalotof

pullwiththecountyandshe'sprobablytryingtoscrapethewholecaoffonus.

Look,whatI'mtryingtosayis…it'snotjustacrimescenebutit'sapoliticalsituation,

sowhenwegetoutthereyoufollowmyleadandyoupayattention.

Zach:[ToBooth]Youcallaftereveryxualencounter,Right?Becauthat'sthe

goodthingtodo.

Booth:Look,alkxatwork.

Brennan:First,youtellmeI'enIsay‘GoodMorning’,

yousaythatIshouldconcentrateonthejob.

Booth:Allright,look,we'yousaywe

passitinquietmeditation.

[CuttoBoothpullinguptotheschool]

Zach:CanItalknow?

Booth:No.

Brennan:That’snotfair.[ToZach]Okay,we’reherenow.

Booth:Mycar,.

Booth:[Flashinghisbadgeatcurity]FBISpecialAgentSeeleyBoothanda

forensicanthropologist.

Brennan:[Leaningforward]anceBrennanfromtheJeffersonianinstitute.

Zach:[Leaningforwardbetweentheats]Plusonecrackassistant.

Guard:I’llneedtoesomeID,plea.

[BrennanandZachhandtheirID’stothecurityguard]

Zach:Thisdoesn’tremindmeofwhereIwenttoschool.

Booth:Yeah,youdon’tgetmuchfartherfromtherealworldthat’s

thatgotoschoolhereisactuallyclassifiedinformation.

Guard:[ReturningBrennanandZach’sIds]AgentBooth,n,I’llleadyou

sourheadofcurity.

Booth:Ifyoucouldjustaimusintherightdirectionwe’llfindit.

Guard:Alloutsidersaretobeescorted,Sir.

Booth:Huh?.[Boothnoticesawhitestonesignandreadsitoutloud]OmniaMea

’sthatmean?Huh?Regularpeoplestayout.

Brennan:[AtthesametimeasZach]Icarrywithmeallmythings.

Zach:[AtthesametimeasBrennan]Icarrywithmeallmythings.

[tsuptheSUVand

lgetoutoftheSUVandawomanSheriff

ollowedbytwomen,theheadmasterandcurityfor

Hanover.]

Karen:’sitgoing?

Booth:Karen,pressive.

Sanders:AgentBooth,I’mLeoSanders,

HeadmasterPeterRonson.

Brennan:Wherearethehumanremains?

Booth:anceBrennanandherassistantJack,uh,something.

Zach:ZachAddy.

Brennan:[ToKaren]Couldyoushowmetotheremains?

[BrennanandKarenwalktowardsapark-likearea]

Sanders:[ToBooth]Eventhoughtheschoolwasmostlyemptyduringthetwoweek

breakit’simpossibleanyone…

Karen:[ToBrennan]Idon’tknowifyouremembermebutweworkedtogetherona

ca?Bunchofbonesfoundinaculvertaboutayearago?

Brennan:Irememberthebonesintheculvert.

Booth:[WhisperingtoBrennan]YouknowBones,beingnicetothelocalsby

rememberingtheirnamesandsuchwouldn’thurt.

Headmaster:Ourtwoweektermbreakendstomorrow;I’dliketogetthistidiedupso

thestudentsneverknowwhathappened.

Brennan:Well,wedon’tknowwhathappenedyetthat’swhyI’one

touchthebody?

Karen:’sprettygrisly.

Sanders:Nothingonsmalltalkisshe?

Booth:nisveryfocud.

Brennan:[Comingtothecrimescene]Wherearetheremains?

Booth:[Pointingupinatreetoabodyhangingfromanoo]astudent?

Sanders:Ah,it’’sgottobeastudent,staff,orfaculty.

Brennan:[ToZach]’twantyourflashdisturbingthecrows.

Sanders:bthehumanflesheatingbirds.

Booth:Youwanttoincreatheperimeterhere?[TotheHeadmasterandSanders]

Gentleman,givemyforensicanthropologistsomeroom.

Brennan:[ToBooth]Yourforensicanthropologist?

Karen:AgentBooth,ifyoudecidethatthisbecomesasuicideitbecomesmyproblem,

correct?

Brennan:Actuallythepersonwhodecidesifthisisasuicideisme.

Karen:Let’sgivetheboneladysomeroom.

Booth:Ah,YouknowI’mgladwehadthatlittlechataboutbeingnicetothelocals.

Brennan:Idon’eelectedintoofficewhichmeanstheirgoalis

beingre-electednotfindingthetruth.

Zach:Igotvideo,n.

Brennan:Gotostills.

Headmaster:[WalkingupbehindBooth]Canwejustgethimdownfromthere?

Brennan:There’salotofworktodobeforewegettothat.

Booth:Youwanttostepbackpleasir?

Headmaster:I’maheadmasterhere.

Booth:[Gettingpisd]ck.

[’restill

snappingpicturesandabirdfliesoffscared.

ncatchesit.]

Brennan:We’regoingtoneedanevidencebag.

Booth:Headsup.

Brennan:[Astherestofthebodyfalls]We’regoingtoneedabiggerbag.

[ab]

Brennan:Imakethisamaleapproximatelyfivefootsix,130lbs,fromthelooksofhis

sternumandskull,Iwouldsaymid-adolescence,sayfourteentoventeen…High

cheekbones…YouthinkmaybeAsian?

Angela:I’mgettingmoreofaHispanicvibe.

Hodgins:ThereisasignificantCrematogasterantcolonyinthetreethatfedonthe

iveyouatimeofdeathestimatewhenI

figurewhoatewhatwhen.

Brennan:[ToHodgins]Checkforinctpupaandlarvaewhatkindofmedications

andordrugsmighthavebeeninhissystem.

Zach:[Holdinganecklace]Hewaswearingthis.

Angela:Catholicboy.

Brennan:Onebytwoforceps.

Angela:[AsBrennanpullsasmalldiscoutfrombehindthevictim’ar]Whatisthat?

Brennan:ikethebirdsweretryingtogetit.

Angela:Thatwouldtaboyapartfromtheothers,beingdeaf.

Brennan:[ToZach]Getarialnumber.

Angela:I’llgetX-Raysand3Dimagingoftheentireskeleton.

Zach:Ididn’’tkillmylf.

Hodgins:Thatwasn’nexperimentalEugenicsprogram.

[CuttoHanoverPrep]

Booth:Howhardcanitbetofindoutwhichoneofyourstudentsismissing?

Sanders:Wecan’now

whereyourchildis?

Headmaster:Wecandoafullrolecalltomorrow.

Sanders:Allofourhigher-riskstudentsareaccountedfor.

Booth:Highrisk?

Sanders:Theoneswithpersonalbodyguards.

Headmaster:[ToBoothastheyentertheHeadmaster’soffice]Whatareouroptions?

Vis-a-vis,publicity,media?

Booth:Notmyconcern.

Sanders:Therearestudentherewereallydon’twantthewholeworldtoknowabout.

Headmaster:It’sobviouslyasuicideit’snotasthoughweareaskingyoutoforgothe

gloryofcatchingamurderer.

Booth:[Phoneringing]Excume.I’.

Brennan:[ToBooth]We’llhavetheidentityoftheboyinthetreewithinthehour.

Booth:Thatwasfast?

Brennan:DoyouknowwhataCochlearImplantis?

Booth:HearingAid?

Brennan:Not,’samuchmoresophisticatedpieceofequipmentwhich

issurgicallyfit…

Booth:Canyouidentifyhimthroughtherialnumber?

Brennan:That’scorrect,buttheinterestingthingisthat…

Booth:Ah,Youcanfillmeinlater.

Brennan:No,buttheinterestingthingisthatit’s…

Booth:Thatiscorrect.

Brennan:What?

Booth:Thatisinteresting.

Brennan:Areyoudrunkorsomething?

Booth:Ah,we’llcatchuplateranduh,thanksforcalling.

Brennan:Wait,I’mnotcompletelycertaintheboys’deathwasasuicide.

Booth:Ah,youknow,We’llgrabsomeChinefoodandyoucanfillmeinlateron

alltheboringdetails.[TotheHeadmaster]Sorry.

Sanders:Adeathisveryupttingtoacommunityastightasours.

Booth:Famousforkeepingyourstudentssafebutyoucan’tbeheldresponsibleifa

troubledstudentkillshimlf.

Sanders:Weallagreethatsuicideistheonlyfeasibleconclusion.

Headmaster:Weunderstandeachother?

Booth:Wesureashelldo.I’llneedacompleteenrollmentlistincludingteacher,staff,

students.

Sanders:That’xtremelyconfidentialinformation.

Booth:[Chuckling]Youknow,luckilyI’mgoodatkeepingcrets.

[CuttotheLab

Booth:Whatdoyoumeanit’snotasuicide?[AnalarmstartsbeepingwildlyasBooth

stepsontheplatform]Whatthehellisthat?

Brennan:Wecan’tjustletanyonestepintotheforensicsareaandcontaminateallthe

boringdetails.

Booth:[Zachswipeshiscard,thenmovesBoothoutoftheway]Theboringdetails?

[ToZach]Donotpushmekid.[ToBrennan]Theboringdetailswasmysignalfor

youtostoptalking,okay?Iwantmyowncard.

Brennan:Well,Iwantmyowngun.

Booth:Lasttimeyouhadagunyoushotsomeone.

Zach:Hewasabadguy.

Booth:Okay,look,who’sourvictim?

Brennan:Alltheboringdetails?

Booth:LetitgoBones,moveon.

Brennan:Don’tcallmeBones!

Zach:eLedbetteratCedarsSinaiwho

placeditinaboynamed,NestorOlivos.

Booth:[Lookingatthefile]NestorOlivos,Studentvisa…sonofaVenezuelan

ambassador…Oh,Whatel?

Brennan:Youwantalltheboringdetails?

Booth:[LookingatanX-Ray]LetitgoBones….

Brennan:[SnatchingtheX-Rayoutofhishands]Don’tcallmeBones!Theboy’s

hyoidboneisbroken.

Booth:Strangulationdeath,thehyoidboneisalwaysbroken.

Zach:aboy.

Brennan:[Indicatingasimulationonthecomputerscreen]Hishyoidisflexible,

unbreakable.

Booth:Wellmaybethekid’sgotsomekindofVenezuelanbrittlebonesyndrome.

[ZachandBrennanlookathimirritated]I’’resayinghe

wasmurdered?

Brennan:No,I’msayingIdon’tknowwhathappenedtotheboybecauIdon’thave

allthefacts.

[Boothsphoneringsandit’sapagefromSantana.]

[CuttotheBureau]

Santana:Howhardcanitbe?Akidhangingfromatreeobviously,it’sasuicide.

Booth:Sir,HasHanoverPrepbeenstirringthepuddingonthis?

Santana:overandshakerinthistown

ntlytheveryfutureofthiscountryisatstake.

Booth:Well,Iwouldliketodeclareitamurderjusttoshaketholittlebast…

Brennan:I’mnotgonnadeclareitamurdersoyoucanshakethingsup.

Santana:[sighs]

n:Theevidenceisambiguousatbest.

Santana:n.[ToBrennan]Look,you’revery

experiencedwithinyourfieldwithbonesandsuch,right?Doesn’tyourgutsay

suicide?

Brennan:Idon’tactuallyumygutforthat,Sir.

Booth:Shereally,reallydoesn’t

n:LikeallofusattheJeffersonian,npreferssciencetothe

digestivetrack.

Santana:[ToBooth]Whataboutyourgut?

Booth:Mygutsaysitstinks.

n:[ToBrennan]Ifhesmellswithhisgutwhatdoesheuhisnofor?

Brennan:[laughs]

Santana:Alright,Alright,rforaninvestigationtooccur,You,Dr.

Brennanhavetodeclareitamurder.

n:Withoutaninvestigationwecan’tfindoutifit’samurderbutthere

ndfor

aphilosopher?

Brennan:They’resayingit’smycall.

Santana:[ToBooth]Youeit’showyoutalktothepeople.

Brennan:MyofficialfindingisthatNestorOlivos…isavictimofahomicide.

[CuttoBoothsSUV]

Booth:Thankyou.

Brennan:Forwhat?

Booth:Forgoingwithmyinstinctsinthere.

Brennan:ttimetofindthefactsIneedtotell

’swithyouandtheprivateschool?

Booth:Ithoughtweunderstoodeachother.

Brennan:Ohthatit’sbad?

Booth:Idon’t…Idon’tlikepeoplewhothinkthey’rebetterthenotherpeople.

Brennan:Somepeoplearebetterthenotherpeople.

Booth:Ughh,

arecreatedequaleitheryoubelievethatoryoudon’t.

Brennan:Somepeoplearesmarterthenothersthere’snoubeingoffendedbythe

ewegoingtotellNestor’sparents?

Booth:’or

yourlossandweare.

Brennan:What?

Booth:’ememberthat.

Brennan:Uh,I’mnotasociopath.

Booth:You’rebadwithpeople,eingoffendedbythefact.

[CuttoVenezuelanEmbassy]

Ambassador:Hangingfromatreeattheschool?

Booth:I’provideyouwillfulldetailswhen

nfinishesherinvestigation.

Father:WillyouneedustoidentifyNestor’sremains?

Brennan:Thatwon’tbenecessary.

[Brennantakesoutthesilvernecklacetheyfoundonherson’sbodyandhandsitto

theAmbassador.]

Booth:WhenwasthelasttimeyouheardfromNestor?

Father:withafriendtoNovaScotia.

Ambassador:Wereceivedanemail.

Booth:Couldwehaveacopy?

Brennan:Itwillhelpusdetermineexactlywhenthevictimdied.[Boothhitsher

lightly]’reverysorryforyourloss.

Father:nly

notenoughto…

Mother:Wewouldliketotakehimhome.[Toherhusband]Wemustpetitionthe

churchtoburyhiminconcratedground.

Father:[Tohiswife]llburyhimproperly.[ToBooth]

Whenwillyoureleahimtous?

Booth:It’n.

[CuttotheLab]

Zach:WhatdidNaomimeanwhenshesaidtakeahint?

Hodgins:Ooooo...

Zach:WhatdidIdowrong?

Hodgins:It’’swhatyoudidn’tdo.

Zach:Wheredoyoulearnthisstuff?

Hodgins:Therearesomethingsyoulearnbydoing…ridingabike,drivingacar,

pleasingawoman.

Zach:Ican’trideabikeordriveacar.

Hodgins:Orapparentlypleaawoman.

Zach:Ineedspecificinstructions,alistoftechniquestoimplementoraquenceof

moves.

Hodgins:I’mnotreallytheguytotalktoaboutthat.

Zach:Whynot?You’vesleptwithlike,tenthousandwomen.

Hodgins:Becauourrelationshipisallaboutwhat’uneedtodois

talktosomeonemoreearthy.

[CuttoBooth‘soffice]

Psychiatrist:Asaschoolpsychiatrist,I’

abnceofawarrantorpermissionfromhisparents,Ican’tdivulgethespecificsof

llyouthathewasatextremeriskofsuicide.

Brennan:TherearenoindicationsthatNestorwastakingantidepressants.

Psychiatrist:Icanonlymakerecommendationstotheparents.

Booth:Youthinkthisboywasdepresdenoughtohanghimlffromatree?

Psychiatrist:Hewasalienatedbyculturebylanguagebyhishandicapbyhisown

socialawkwardness,yes.

Headmaster:,aswesuspected,suicide.A

depresdandlonelyboyhangshimlfovertheholiday.

Booth:So,nowhowdoesthesonofanAmbassadorgomissingfortwoweeksand

nobodynotices?

Sanders:AsfarastheschoolwasconcernedNestorwasvacationingwithhis

roommate.[PullingoutapaperandplacingitonBooths’desk.]Theschoolrequested

andreceivedawaiverfromAmbassadorOlivos.

Brennan:’sveryunstable,politically.

Sanders:It’strue,cognizantofthat,butyou

aren’triouslysuggestingthatsomekindofVenezuelanhitsquadassassinateda

studentatHanoverPrep?

Headmaster:LiketheDoctorsaid,it’sasimplecaofadepresdboyendinghislife,

notaTomClancynovel.

Booth:Yeah,wellwewillstartwithNestor’sroommatetomorrowmorning.

Sanders:It’syourinvestigation.

[CuttoWongFoos]

Sid:[ToBooth]Hey,I’llsaythis…she’stall.

Booth:anceBrennan,meetSid,theowner.

Sid:Hey,thebonelady.

Brennan:ThesignsaysWongFoos.

Sid:FamilynamechangedatEllisIsland.I’llgetyourmeal.

Brennan:Butwedidn’torder.

Booth:No,Sidknowswhatmostpeoplewantbetterthentheydo.

Zach:[eaatatthebooth]Nestor’s

ttleinanyway.

Booth:[TotheSquints]w?

Angela:[IgnoringBooth]ItprovestheropeleftinthebranchwhereNestorwas

hangingaretoodeepforhisweight.

Booth:wcomeonjustsitdown.

Hodgins:Eggs,larva,wasteallindicatethattheinctswhichfedonthebodyareall

shediedthereapproximately

tentofourteendaysago.[YellstoSid]I’llhavethevenorgansoup.

Brennan:Youdon’tordertheyguyjustbringsit.

Zach:Hedidn’ysomebodyhangsthemlvesthefloodgatesopen,

bodilyfluidverywhere.

Hodgins:Therewasplentyoftheaffluentinhisclothesbuttheyareallpost

odyswells,stheguy

knowwhatyouwant?

Brennan:Theguyhasaknack.

Booth:Theguy’snameisSid.

Zach:Thebirdsatehiyes,rkedtheirwayintotheskull.

Hodgins:Birdspeckingatthesofttissueofthethroat,Couldthatcrackthehyoid?

Brennan:No,it’sastressfracturecaudbytheropeagainsthisthroatnotpost

mortem.

Angela:Youputahighnsitiveadolescentinahigh-pressureprepschooladdsocial

alienationculturaldifferencespressurefromhighachievingparents…couldbesuicide.

Booth:It’snotasuicide.

Brennan:BecauBooththinksthatprepschoolsturnoutentitledcriminals.

Hodgins:Weallwenttoprivateschoolsandnoneofusarecriminals.

Zach:’recrimefighters.

Booth:Noyou’’re…I’mjustsayingit’snotasuicide.

Angela:I’mabigbelieverininstinct.

Booth:Finally,Asquintwithanopenmind.

Angela:YouhavenoideaofhowopenmindedIcanbe.

Sid:What’swiththepictures?’s

thematterwithyoupeople?[Gatheringupthepictures]Booth,whatthehelldidyou

bringintomyplace?

Booth:Ihadnothingtodowithit.

Brennan:definitelyhasaknack.

Hodgins:Ooh,soyoudotakeorders?

Sid:Ofcourwedobutit’?

Booth:Okay,’resayingthattheboydiedliketentofourteen

daysago?

Hodgins:Heybugsbuzzbuttheydonotlie.

Brennan:Hodginsisverygoodatusinginctstoascertainatimeofdeath.

Booth:Howdoyouexplainanemailthatwasnt7daysagofromNovaScotia?

Hmm?See,d,

stinks.

Angela:[ToHodgins]Don’t…Don’tsmellthat.

Hodgins:No,noyougottotasteit.

Angela:Icansmellitfromhere.

Hodgins:Angela,it’.

Angela:That’sreallygross.

[CuttoInterrogationRoom]

Booth:YouandNestorwereroommatesforthreemonths,correct?

Tucker:Yessir.

Booth:Andyouinvitedhimtospendthevacationwithyou?

Mom:Uh,wehaveasummerhomeonCapeBreton,plentyofroom.

Tucker:NestordecidedtogohomebacktoVenezuela.

Booth:WhatdidtheotherkidssayaboutNestor?

Tucker:tobedeafsohekindatalkedlike…somekids

calledhimretard.

Mom:Tucker,pleadon’tsayretard.

Tucker:Inevercalledhimthat!HewenttochurcheverySunday,eventhough

nobodymadehimgoandpeoplethoughtthatwasweird.

Booth:DidNestorhaveagirlfriend?

Tucker:Hesaidtherewasagirlheliked,buthenevertoldmewho.

Booth:YouknowTucker;you’relyingtoaFederalAgent.

DA:CarefulAgentBooth.

Booth:[IgnoringtheDA]AnemailwasnttoNestor’sparentsfromNovaScotia

ythingisthatNestorwasalready

dead.

Mom:WasityouTucker?

DA:Ipreferhedidn’tanswer.

Father:NoDawn,ifitwasTuckerhehastoadmitit.

Tucker:Youknowthedodge.

Booth:Youbackedhimupsohecouldbewithagirl.

Mom:Tucker!

Tucker:Iknow!I’msorry,buthebeggedme!

Booth:Whatgirl?

Tucker:Itoldyou!Idon’tknow!nemailthat’s

all.

[CuttoBrennan’office]

n:spareamomentfortheVenezuelanAmbassador?

Ambassador:[n]Thankyou.

Brennan:IstheresomethingIcandoforyou?

Ambassador:[HandingBrennanapictureofNestor}Iunderstandthatyouarevery

goodatyourjob,inkthatyouarenotamother,correct?

Brennan:No,I’mnotamother.

Ambassador:[HandingBrennanaDVD]Pleawatchthis.

Ambassador:

everknow.[Brennan

pushesplayandesNestorasachildgettinghisimplant.]ThedayNestorreceived

hisimplant.

Brennan:[Watchingthevideo]Thefirstdaythathecouldhear.

Ambassador:Andthefirstthingheheardwasmyvoice.

Brennan:Hismother’svoice.

Ambassador:ldwhohaslivedthroughthismiracle

’dmorethenamother’s

reassurance,andandIhavemanyenemies,thatiswhyIntNestorto

theyfailed?Theywould

ulddoeverythingtheycouldtobiasyoutowardssuicide.

Brennan:IpromiyouIwillfindoutthetruth.

Ambassador:Thankyou.

[CuttoAngela‘soffice]

Angela:Swandive,cannonball,cherrybomb...Nomatterhowhejumps,thehyoid

doesnotbreak.

Brennan:Whataboutaddedweight?

Angela:Wefigureanaddedstrainof90kilostosnapthehyoid.

Brennan:90kilosisjustunder200lbs,theweightofamuscularman.

Booth:Sowhat?TheVenezuelanhitsquadfantasything?Foronethingit’snutsand

anothertheguy’dhavetobe20feettall.

Angela:I’moutofalternativescenariostoexplainthishyoidbreak.

[CuttoHanoverPrep]

Booth:IwanttotakeanotherlookatNestor’sroom.

Brennan:Whatexactlydoyouhopetofind?

Booth:[Looksupthestairsintimetoeaguylookathim,nan]

Stayhere.

Brennan:[PushingherwaypastBooth]Yeahright,that’sgonnahappen.

[BrennanrunsintoNestor’sthedooraftersherunsin

nturnstofacetheguy,kickinghiminthe

pensthedoorfrom

theothersideandtheguygoesstumblingforwardasBrennantripshimandhegoes

mysterymantakessomeswingsatBoothbutheducksandpunchesmysteryguyin

goesdownforgood]

Booth:[ToBrennan]Youalright?

Brennan:Areyou?

Booth:[GrabbingtheguyswalletandtossingittoBrennan]CheckhisID.

Brennan:Hisname’’scurityattheVenezuelanembassy.

Booth:Ifhe’scurity,why’dherun?

[CuttoAmbassador’sOffice]

Brennan:WhatwewouldliketoknowiswhatSenorComarawasdoinginNestor’s

room?

Ambassador:IaskedSenorComaratogotoNestor’

suicidewasnottheonlypossibility.

Booth:Provethatanoutsidercangettoyourson.

Ambassador:TheschoolinformedmethatNestor’sdeathwasmostcertainlya

ythingelwasimpossible.

Comara:dtoescapewithoutbeingdetected.

Brennan:TheschoolliedtoyouAmbassador.

Booth:nalreadydeclaredyourson’sdeathahomicide.

Ambassador:sinformed.

Booth:Iwon’tbepressinganycharges.

Ambassador:Thankyou.[Securityguardntertheroom]Pleaexcume.

Brennan:[ToTovar]DoyouthinkNestorwaskilledbyoutsiders?

Comara:ea

nging.[sniffs]Willamala.

Brennan:Hmm.

Booth:Sure,youknowsomeonesays,youknow,itsmellsinaSpanishaccentandall

ofasuddenyou’relike,hmminteresting.

[CuttoNestor’sdormroom]

Brennan:Whatarewelookingfor?

Booth:ItalkedtoafewofNestor’steachersandafewstudentsthathehungoutwith.

,Imeanhewenttohisclassbut,youknow,mainlyhejust

’sitsoIfiguredwe’dcomehereandyoucoulddoyour

?

Brennan:[laughs]rocessionlowfrequenciesforthe

’dfeelthe

heimplanthestartedenjoyingstuffwithmoremelody.

yedit.

Booth:Enjoymentistheoppositeofsuicide.

Brennan:You’vedecidedthisisn’tasuicidesoyou’recollectingevidencetosupport

ingyourmindyou’remissingimportantindicators.

Booth:[PullingabrokenCDoutofthetrash]Ohyeah?Sowhydidhethrowthis

away?Imeanheyit’sflutemusicthat’sreasonenough,butwhere’stheca?

Brennan:[WalkingovertolookattheCD’sonthebookca]I…uh…Thearen’t

organized.

Booth:Well,youknow,emoreorganic.

Goodstuffuptotheleft…Crap[whistles]that.[Openingthe

catofindaburntdisc]WellImeanifhehateditwhydidhere-burnit.

Brennan:Thisisn’taCDit’saDVD.

[CuttoBrennan’soffice]

Booth:’’sjustporn.

Brennan:Wait

Angela:That’sourhangingvictim.

Zach:Thisisprettykinkystuff.

Brennan:ndofcameraand

anythingelthatmighthelp.

Booth:I’mgoingtoneedstillsandcloupsofthegirlsface.

Hodgins:[Burping]norgansoupisrepeatingonme.

Booth:Well,uldhaveleftittoSid.[ToBrennan]Let’sewhat

theschoolhastosayaboutthis.

Hodgins:[ToZach]ery,verybasicbeginner

youknow…uh,Angela,yougotanybicarbonate?

[CuttotheHeadmaster’soffice]

Sanders:We’veenthiskindofthingbefore.

Brennan:Kidsrecordingthemlveshavingx?

Headmaster:mestheyswap

thetapes.

Sanders:I’msurpridtoeNestor.

Booth:Butnotsosurpridtoethegirl?

Headmaster:Howisthatrelevant?

Brennan:Youknowwhat’sabetterquestion?Whatmakesyouthinkyougetto

decidewhat’srelevant?You’rebasicallyaPrincipleofaHighSchool.

Booth:Weneedtoeallthextapesthatyou’veconfiscated.

Headmaster:Absolutelynot.

Booth:Well,IwilljustgetawarrantandintheapplicationforawarrantI’llinclude

youradmissionthatyouallowyourstudentstoswaphomemadextapes.

Sanders:Theheadmasterisnotrefusingtoprovideyouwiththetapes.

Brennan:Absolutelynotsoundslikearefusal.

Sanders:Whenweconfiscatethetapesweimmediatelyturnthemovertolocallaw

enforcement.

Booth:SheriffRoachknewaboutthis?

Sanders:ooperatingcompletely.

Brennan:Wasthegirlalsoastudenthere?

Headmaster:’stimewebringinalawyertoadvius.

Booth:on’tanswermyquestions,I’lltakeyoudown

toFBIheadquartersinhandcuffs.

Brennan:He’n’tlikeyou.

[Boothshakeshisheadno.]

Headmaster:FineAgentBooth,hernameisCamdenDestry.

[CuttoInterrogationRoom]

Camden:NestorOlivos?’skindoffamoussincehedied.

Mom:Poorkid,totakehisownlife.

Booth:Wereyouromanticallyinvolved?

Camden:No.

Mom:Camdenistooyoungtodateriously.

Booth:Tellmewhenyou’veenenoughtostarttellingthetruth?

Lawyer:ThisisoutrageousAgentBooth!

Camden:[Seeingthefootage]’

didthatcomefrom?

Lawyer:,Imustprotest.

Booth:[Irritated]I’mtiredofbeingliedto,soexcumeifI’,

Let’sstartover,Shallwe?DidyouknowNestorOlivos?Wereyouromantically

involved?

Camden:Whywouldhedothat?WhywouldNestortapeus?Ilovedhim.

[CuttoBoothandBrennangettingoutofhisSUV]

Brennan:Soletmejustgetthisright,I’mthetactlessandinnsitiveone.

Booth:Okay,lliedtoaFederalAgentduringtheinvestigationinthe

wwhat?Thekids,

schoolteachesthemthatthey’respecial,thatthey’ey’re

not.

Brennan:You’retheleastobjectivepersonIhaveevermet.

Booth:Thankyou.

Brennan:It’snotacompliment.

Booth:Aw,C’monBrennan,t,theschool,

thetapes,nowSheriffRoach.

Brennan:Allthismessyou’ls,yesbutdoesn’taddupto

murder…notlogically.

Booth:Maybeifyoulookedformorethenthefactsyouwouldbeabletoethe

biggerpic…

Brennan:[Interrupting]Maybeifyouopenedyourmindwecouldfindouttheactual

truth.

[ksoverto

BoothandBrennanarguing.]

Sheriff:Broughtyouthetapes.

Brennan:Howmany?

Sheriff:{HandingBrennanabox]youthink?I’mwithholding

evidence?

Booth:Youknow,I’mthinkingHanoverPrepgetsyouelectedandyoulooktheother

waywhenyouethetapes.

Sheriff:’snolawagainstthat.

Booth:Let’shopethat’stheworthingthatwefind.

[CuttoBooth’soffice]

Brennan:You’rerightabouttheschool…rvingpudding.

Booth:s…

Brennan:[Pointingtoscreen]MelodeeDestry,that’sCamden’,Is

that…isthatNestorOlivosshe’swith?

Booth:Nope,That’sNestor’sroommate,TuckerPattison.

[CuttoInterrogationRoom]

Booth:Howlongdidthexualrelationshipcontinue?

Tucker:’tknow.

Mom:Tuckeristheunderagevictimofstatutoryrape.

Booth:Whendiditend?

Tucker:Thatwasthelasttime.

Booth:WhyNestor’sbed?Whynotyourown?Itwasonlytenfeetaway.

Tucker:Idon’tknow.

Booth:Itwasbecauyouknewexactlywherethecamerawaspointed.

Tucker:gavememoney,youknow,saidhowmuch

tupadrop

weshoulddoitagainbutjustbeforevacationI

toldhimthatIwasgoingtotellmyparents,evenifitmeantgettingkickedoutof

editwasmyfault.

[CuttotheLab]

Hodgins:TabanidpupilcasingshowtheboyingestedaheavydoofKetamine

llitSpecialK.

Booth:Sosomebodydodhim,right?Thatexplainswhyhewasn’tstrugglingbefore

thehanging.

Brennan:Orwildthought?Hetookithimlfforfun,likemostkidsdo.

Zach:IhadxwithNaomiinPaleontology.

Angela:YoumeanactuallyinPaleontology.

Zach:No,htitwentgreatbutIcouldbewrongbecau

apparentlywhatIthinkiswildandkinkyisbasicandsinceshenevercalledmeback

I’mwonderingifit’sbecauIlackimaginationinthesack.

Angela:YouknowwhatZach?I’mthinkingthisismoreofaguy,guyconversation.

Zach:Yeah,Iwaswondering…

Hodgins:[Burping]

Booth:Dude,mintyburp,stillburp.

Hodgins:YeahwellwhotookmetoWongSalmonella’s?

Booth:Alright,youknowwhat?bringyouyou’remeal.

Heartburnwilldisappear.

Brennan:Heartburn!

Booth:What?

Brennan:Hodginshasheartburnbecaustomachacidisrisingintohisophagus.

ewould

ivejuicesare

basicallyhydrochloricacid.

Zach:[ToBooth]Sometimewhenyou’renotbusy,IwonderifIcouldaskyouafew

questionsaboutxualpositions.

Booth:Ifyoueventry,Iwilltakeoutmygunandshootyoubetweentheeyes.

Brennan:Themarkshereandherethat’sscaringconsistentwithhydrochloricacid.

Booth:Idon’tlikewhereyou’regoingwiththis.

Brennan:IneedtorunafewscenariosthroughtheAngelator.

[CuttoAngela‘sOffice]

Brennan:Replacethevaluesforthehyoidbonemasswiththeslidingcoefficients.

Thatwillreplicatebonedeteriorationasthehyoidisbeingdigestedbystomachacid.

Angela:I’llshowitin

measuretime.

Brennan:Thebodydecomposandthegastricjuicestrappedbythenooin

Nestor’sophagusactuallydigestthehyoidovertime.[Referringtoacloupofthe

hyoid]Wait,therethehyoidcracked.

Angela:Ahundredandninetysixpointthreehoursjustover8days.

Brennan:[ToBooth]Thisfindingiscongruentwithsuicide.

Booth:Idonotacceptthat.

Brennan:It’safact;youcan’oamendmycauofdeath

report.

Booth:Thenyou’ooltryingtocoverupamurderand

you’rehelpingthem.

[CuttotheLab]

Angela:Honey,didyoueverjustbelievesomething,despitetheevidence,justknow

itwastrue?

Brennan:No,I’lwaysknowthedifferencebetweenhopeand

wallthat’ryonehe

haverknownhasanagenda,hisparents,hisschool,eventhecopwho’s

investigatinghisdeath.I’mtheonlyonewhocaresaboutthetruthofwhatNestor’s

bad,andIknowthetruthismoreimportantthan

anythingel.

Angela:Youknoworyouhopeit’strue?

Brennan:Suicideisthemostrational,elievedoesn’t

kesmesaddoesn’tmatter.

Angela:[HoldingadrawingofNestor]otkillhimlf.

Brennan:Angela,Ineedalittlemoreproofthenanicedrawing.

Angela:Icandothat.

[CuttoBrennanoffice]

Angela:OkaythisisnotfromtheDVDit’saquicksnippetthatwasonNestor’shard

dytriedtoeraitbutZachandIgotsomeofitback.

Brennan:Angela,zoominonthatnecklace.

Angela:Alittleahor?C’mon,whatkindofblackmailerdoesthat?It’’s

acluelesskidinlove.

Brennan:That’syourevidencethathedidn’tcommitsuicide,Aahor?

Booth:Akiddoesn’tgiveagiftbecau,youknow,he’sinlove,hedoesitbecau

hewantsalittlelovin‘.

Brennan:Rerunthat.

Angela:ThatcynicismyouaffectBoothit’syourwayofhidingyourdeeplyromantic

nature.

Brennan:!Sherolledhereyesforthecamera.

Booth:What?

Angela:Ididn’teiteither.

Brennan:,Slowmotion.

Booth:How’dyouethat?

Angela:Wait,kedrightatit.

Brennan:Camdenisn’’sinonit.

Booth:Youdon’tforsomeoneel,notNestor

Olivos.

Brennan:Whatdowedonow?

Booth:and

conquerwastheplaygroundmotto.

[CuttoInterrogationRoom]

Booth:WhatwouldhelpmeCamdenisifyoutoldmewhyNestorkilledhimlf?

Brennan:Thenwecanclothemurderinvestigation.

Camden:[SeeingTuckeronaTVscreen]WhyisTuckerhere?

Booth:Oh,Tucker,hesaidsomethings.

Camden:Whatthings?

Booth:WellwhatTuckertoldusdoesn’tmakeyoulookgood.

Brennan:IbelievedhimbutAgentBoothsaiditwasonlyfairtohearyourside.

Booth:IfyourstoriesmatchupI’llbeabletodropthemurderinvestigation.

Brennan:Youknow,IfindithardtobelievethatitwasyourideaforTuckerto

duceyourmother.

Camden:Itwasn’onTucker.

Mom:.[Toherlawyer]Cantheydothis?

Lawyer:They’’tsayaword.

Brennan:Iwasn’tfishing?[ToBooth]Wereyoufishing?

Booth:No,Iwasn’tfishing.

Camden:Tuckerwasall‘Stacy’sMom’

wasfunny.

Mom:.

Camden:Momdealwithit,okay?You’retheonethat’stheperv,mom

gaveTuckermoneytokeephimquietwegottheideatoblackmailherwiththetape.I

ckersaiditwasmyturn.

Booth:Nestorwasrich,lonely,Catholicandhehadathingforyou.

Camden:didn’tnoticebecauthewayhetalkedbuthewas

himreally

upt.

Brennan:Becauyouthreatenedtoshowittohismother.

Camden:OrbecauIbrokehisheart?Istillcan’tbelievehekilledhimlf.I’m

reallysorryhedidthat.

Lawyer:WhatCamdendidwaswrongwhichshe’sacknowledgedbutshecan’tbe

heldresponsibleforanunstableboyoverreaction.

Camden:IsaidI’msorry.

Booth:Yeah,CamdenDestryI’mplacingyouunderarrestforthemurderofNestor

Olivos.

Lawyer:What?She’sadmittedtoblackmailandattemptedblackmailthat’sall.

Brennan:Nestorwasgoingtogototheheadmasterandexpoyousoyoudodhim

tracesintheropewillprove

that.

Booth:Plus,you’vealreadyconfesdtothemotive.

Camden:IfIcooperateandtellyoueverythingTuckerdid,doIgetsomesortofdeal?

Booth:Thatdependsonwhatelyougot.

[CuttoBrennan’Office]

Booth:TheHeadmasterandHeadofSecuritywillbothlootheirjobsoverwhat

kidswhokilledyoursonare

bothincustody.

Ambassador:Thankyou.

Booth:We’reverysorry…foryourloss.

Brennan:AmbassadorOlivos,youtoldmethatallamotherwantsistoknowthat

she’urbiggestregretisthatyouwillneverknowif

Nestorwouldhavegrownuptobeagoodman,buthewasagoodman.[Handing

backthepictureofNestor]Hediedbecauhewastryingtodotherightthing.

Booth:thatoneright.

[CuttoWongFoos]

Angela:Whenyou’rewithsomeonethegymnasticsaren’’swhoyou

’sinyourintentionsandhowmuchyoucareabouttheotherperson.

Zach:Ifyoudon’twanttohelpmejustsayso.

Angela:Alright,I’

Naomiandtellheryoudon’tknowanythingaboutlovemaking…x

yeah…lovemakingyou’’lldoanythingshewantsifshejust

’llbemoreinterestedinthatthenifyouwere

themostimaginativeloverontheplanet

Zach:Thatistotallycounterintuitive.

Angela:ebenefitsofmyxualwisdom.

Booth:[WalkinginwithBrennanandeingtherestoftheSquints]Ohno,thisisn’t

hisismyplace.

Booth:Sid?

Sid:Aslongastheykeepitdownonthesubjectofrottencorpsandbodilyfluids,I

havenobeefatall.

Hodgins:[ToBooth]Sidtobringme

t’vethisplace.

Booth:Okayfine,othisyourverythingel

aroundherealright,mine,alright,mine…M-I-N-E,mine.

Brennan:I’vebeenthinkingaboutyourwhole‘somethingstinks’you

haveasubconsciousknackforreadingbodylanguage,stressinthevoice,othersubtle

’snotmysteriousbutitisimpressiveandinthefuture,I

willtrytorecorditinanappropriatedegreeofobjectiveworth.

Booth:,uh,whatpartof‘thisismine’did

younotunderstand?DoIhavetosayitinLatin?

Brennan:[PlacesaJeffersonianIDontheBarandjoinstheotherSquints]Abt

invidia.

Booth:[SmilingashepicksuptheID]Nice.

End.