YouthinkIhaveachancewithJanine?
We'vebeenthroughthis.
Don'tdothistoyourlf.
Shemadeitclearitisn'tgoingtohappen.
Allright,Ishouldn'tgettooexcited...
thatIjustkisdher!
-Areyourious?-That'sgreat!
Yeah,well,we'lle.
Youkisdher?
Wekisdituprealnice.
SoyouendedupwithJanine.
Well,congratulations,youwonfairandsquare.
Yeah,itwasrealneckandneckthereforawhile.
athappened?
Icameoverheretotellyouguys.
Soshe'swaitingoverthereforyou?
Yeah.
TheOneWithTheApothecaryTable
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I'mgonnabelatefordanceclass.
Okay.
-Okay,nowI'mreallyleaving.-Allright.
Butcanyoujust...
justleaveyourlips?
再见
Haveyoukisdheryet?
It'sawesome!
Icoulddoitforever.
Youknowwhat?Shekissbetterthanmymomcooks.
I'msogladyousaid,"cooks."
Look,it'slikeimagineyourbestkisver.
Right?Okay,nowmultiplythatby,like,10.
Waitacond,youdatedRoss.
,multiplyitby,like,50.
Rachel,you'vegottotellthepostofficethatyou'vemoved.
Westillgetyourbillsandstuff.
PotteryBarn!Youcanthrowtherestaway.
I'mnotyourgarbageman.
I'myourmailman.
Monica,look.
HereisthattablethatIordered.
-YougotitfromPotteryBarn?-'sanapothecarytable.
Doesanyoneevenknowwhatanapothecaryis?
Apharmacist.
"Apharmacist."
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn.
IhatePotteryBarntoo.
TheykickedmeoutjustbecauIsatonabed.
Youtookoffyourpantsandgotunderthesheets.
Iwastired.
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn?
Shehatesmass-producedstuff.
Shethinksherfurnitureshouldhaveastorybehindit.
Thishasastorybehindit.
TheyhadtoshipitallthewayfromtheWhitePlainsstore.
It'sgottobeone-of-a-kind.
LikethatGod-awfulceramicfruitbowlshehasonhercounter?
Hey!Imadethatforher.
-Youmadepottery?-Yeah.
ImadeitoutofafruitbowlIfoundinthegarbage.
Ifyouputthatinherapartment,you'llneverheartheendofit.
I'lltellherthatit'sanantique.
Shedoesn'thavetoknowwhereitcamefrom.
Ilovethelittledrawers.
Oh,look!Itsaysthatitholds300CDs.
Justliketheapothecarytablesofyore.
Yourwhat?
-What?-What?
Enjoythecatalog,sweetheart.
Sothefarmersays:
"That'snotacow,andyou'renotmilking."
I'msogladyou'retogether.
Wewantedacoupletogooutwith,andnowwehaveone.
We'reacoupleofcouples.
reatrestaurant!
And,Chandler,Ican'tbelieveIletyoupayforthisone.
Thanksagain,man.
Ifyoucomeovertomorrow,I'llmakepasta.
-That'dbegreat!-Okay.
Butatleastletusbringthewine.
-Youdon'thaveto.-Iinsist.
-You'llgetthewine,right?-Yeah.
-Okay,goodnight.-Seeyoutomorrow.
Can'twait.
Howarewegoingtogetoutofthatone?
-What?-Ican'thandletwonightsinarowwiththem.
What'swrongwiththem?
They'rejustalittle...
blah!
Blah?
Well,youknow,he''sjust...
She'sveryloudforsuchasmallperson.
They'remybestfriends.
Areyousayingwecan'tgoout?Becauthat'dbeaproblem.
Ofcourwecanstillhangoutwiththem.
Justnottwonightsinarow.
-Okay?-Iguess.
Thankyou.
I'llllmyfriendsanduthemoneytobuyyouprents.
Whatagreattable!Wheredidyougetit?
Guess.
Afleamarket?
Iknewyouwouldgetitonthefirstguess.
Isn'titcool?It'sanapothecarytable.
Youcanjustimaginethatthisiswhere...
theykeptalltheirstufftomakepotions.
Youcanalmostsmelltheopium.
Almost.
Howmuchwasit?
Justonly500bucks.
Fivehundredbucksatafleamarket?
Ithoughtyoumeanthowmuchwasit...
whenitwasnew,backthen.
Itwasatafleamarket,soitwaslikeadollar.
-Adollar?-And50?
Soitwaslikeoneand50dollars.
-Theygaveyoutheold-timepricing.-Yeah.
Well,whatperiodisitfrom?
It'sfromyore.
Likethe"daysofyore,"youknow?
Yes,Ido.
-It'sjustperfect.-Oh,good.
Ibetithasagreatstorytoo.
Didtheytellyouwhereit'sfromor...?
Yes,fromWhitePlains.
WhitePlains.
Itsoundslikesuchamagicalplace.
-I'mhere.-Hi!
Oh,myGod!
-Youlikeit?-Oh,myGod!
It'smynewapothecarytable!
'tethis.
Whynot?She''stherealthing.
IgotitatPotteryBarn.
tthesameone.
Andifsheesyourtable,she'llknowIlied.
-Isaidourswasanoriginal.-Why?
BecaushehatesPotteryBarn.
ShehatesPotteryBarn?
sit'sallmass-produced...
nothingisauthentic,andeveryonewindsuphavingthesamestuff.
Socomeon!Canwecoverthisup,plea?
No,gonnahideitfromPhoebe.
AlthoughIdidgetsomegreatPotteryBarnsheets.
Iforgottheymadesheets!
Istillcan'tbelieveshehatesPotteryBarn.
It'snotlikeshehatesyou.
Yeah,butPotteryBarn?
YouknowwhatIthink?She'sjustweird.
It'sbecaushe'reweird.
She'esherstufftobeone-of-a-kind.
Youknowwhat'snotone-of-a-kind?Atwin!
Let'sturnoutthelightsandwatchthemovie.
-Hey,coolsheet!-Youlikeit?
-YouwanttoknowwhereIgotit?-Sure.
Atafleamarket.
Youbuyyoursheetsatafleamarket?
Comeon,yougottaloonthepurstringsalittle.
Dinnerwillbereadyin20minutes.
Hereisthewinetobringovertonight.
YouwerealsogonnabuyMonicaflowers...
butyoucouldn't,becauyoupaidfordinnerlastnight.
'sjustgonnabemetonight.
-WhathappenedtoJanine?-She'sreallysick.
-That'stoobad.-Yeah,she'sbeeninthereallday.
Highfever,'s...
phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm.
Monica!Chandler!
I''tknowifJoeytoldyou...
butIcouldn'tgetoutofgoingtothisplay.
Haveagreattime,huh?
That'sfunny,Isawnophlegm.
Oh,no,shereallyissick.
Thenwhyisshegoingtoaplay?
Well,youknow,"Starveafever...
gotoaplayforacold."
WhyisJaninenotcomingoverfordinner?
Shedidn'twanttohangoutwithyouguystwonightsinarow.
I'msosorry.
Whydoesn'tshewanttohangoutwithus?
Becaushethinksthatyouareblah.
Andthatyou,Monica,aretooloud.
What?!
What?
Soshejustpretendedtohaveagoodtime?
Shewaslyingtoourfaces?
Ican'hetojudgeus?
-Wecouldn'thavebeennicertoher.-ot!
Comeon,plea,'tbemad.
I'msureshesaidit...
becaushewasnervousbecauyou'remybestfriends.
Anditwasourfirstdate.
Plus,she'sreallysick.
Yousaidyoumadethatup!
Butisn'tthesickthingbetterthantheplaything?
They'allyjustgowith,"Monica'sdrunkagain."
Comeon,pleajustgiveheranotherchance.
-She'llcomearound,Ipromi.-Ofcourwewill.
-Comeon,wegottamakedinner.-Okay.
Idonotlikethatwoman!
Icanhearyou!
Iamloud!
真好笑
Canyoupleanotputyourfeetuponmynew..?
Oldsheet.
Oh,sure.
Myapothecarytable!
-What?-No!
-Wheredidyougetthis?-AtPotteryBarn,okay?
Oh,myGod!
PotteryBarnhasrippedoffthedesignofourantique!
Ifthey'verippedoffourtable...
oursmustbeworthmuchmorethanoneand50dollars.
Thisdoesn'tevensmelllikeopium.
Itsmellslikewine,whichyouspilled.
Andthanksforwreckingmysheet.
Ross,calmdown.I'llgiveyouthe80cents.
Okay,onemoretime.
Wouldyoulikesomeorangejuice?
-Perfectdecibel.-Iknow!
Whatareyouguysdoing?
'w,blah-blah-blah.
Comeon,yousaidyouweregonnatry.
IcameovertoinviteyoutoamoviewithmeandJanine.
-Whatdoyousay?-I'dliketo...
butI'mnotsureifwehavethetime.
'tknowwhattodo.
Ireallywantyoutogetalong.
me.
-Weoweyou?-That'sright.
Ihelpedyououtinthestartofyourrelationship.
Ihelpedyousneakaroundforsixmonths.
Ilookedlikeanidiot.
AndIwashumiliated.
AndIonlymade$200.
Wedidn'tgiveyouanymoney.
Youdon'tthinkIknowthat?
Ican'tdecideifitgoesbetterbythenewchair...
theSaharadesk...
ortheParkerconsoletable.
Ididn'tknowtherewasaPotteryBarnuphere.
-Iknow,Iwentalittlecrazy.-Alittle?
Yourplacelookslikepage72ofthecatalog.
Lookatthat!
Theornamentalbirdcage!Large.
Oh,Ross?veryold.
Colonialbirdmerchantsudtobringtheirbirdstomarketinthat.
Fascinating.
Anotheramazingfind!
-Ibetthishasagreatstorytoo.-Itdoes.
Itisaroom-paratingapparatusfromColonialtimes.
AlotofthisstuffisfromtheColonialtimes.
Whataresomeothertimeperiods,Rachel?
Well,there'syore.
And,youknow,yesteryear.
Rachelhassuchagoodeyeforthisstuff.
Ross,ifyoueverdecidetoredecorate...
andIthinkyoushould...
youshouldaskRacheltohelp.
Hedoesn'tneedmyhelp.
Ithinkhe'sreadytogetridofthe..What'dyoucallit?
The"cheapknockoffsanddinosaurjunk"?
Really?
Youknow,sinceyouhavesuchagreatnofwhatIneed..
Here's60bucks.
Whydon'tyoutakePhoebedowntothatColonialfleamarket...
andgetmesomestuff.
Idon'tthinkPhoebewantstocome.
-Idowantto.-Shedoeswantto.
-Shedoeswantto.-Yeah!
-I'mgonnagetmypur.-Okay.
Hey,canIhaveallthisstuffwhenshemakesyouthrowitout?
Well,sure,andI'llshowyourightwhereyoucanputit.
Iguessthefleamarketwasjustbetterlasttime.
Well,atleastIgotthesheetsforRoss.
yBarn.
Youknowwhat?Don'tlookatit.
-Seriously,don'tlookatit.-Look!
There'sthetabletheystolefromus.
Oh,thobastards!Let'sgo.
Thatfankindoflookslikeoursandthebirdcageand...
Waitacond,thisisourexactlivingroom!
No,it'snot.
Comeon,oursistotallydifferent.
Imean,wedon'thavethe..Wedon'thavethatlamp.
Andthatscreenisontheotherside.
Oh,whereyougotallourstuff.
PotteryBarn!Oh,myGod!
Okay,Idid,allright?I'msorry.
Iwantedthisstuff,andIknowhowyoufeelaboutPotteryBarn.
-Comeon,don'tbemad.-No,butIammad.
Becauthisstuffiswhat'swrongwiththeworld...
andit'sinmylivingroom...
andallIcanthinkaboutishowIdon'thavethatlamp!
Well,then,honey,buythelamp.
Wehavethat60bucksfromRoss.
Ican't!Ican't!
Unless...
Areyousayingyou'dmoveoutifIdidn'tbuythatlamp?
No,I'mnotgonnamoveout!
ButareyousayingthatyouwouldmoveoutifIdidn'tbuythatlamp?
-Yes!Iwouldsomoveout.-ThenIdon'thaveachoice.
-Ihavetobuythatlamp!-That'sright.
Butatleasttheapothecarytable'sreal.
'teverybodyhaveagreattime?
ydid,andI'vegottosay...
I'msorryifIwasweirdafterthelasttimewewentout.
IguessIwasjustnervous.
-That'sunderstandable.-Don'tworryaboutit.
Sowecangooutagain?
-Absolutely.-Well,good.
See?
Wasn'tthatfun?
Wehavegottomove.
What?
Iknewit!
You'renotsoquietyourlf,missy!
I'mblah?Theonlythingmoreboringthanmoderndance...
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"Oh,Chandler,Ijustlostmylfinthemovement."
Youknow,Iknowyou'retalking...
butallIhearis,"Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah."
Allright,youandme!Let'sgorightnow!
Allright,enough!
Enough!Youtwo,talktoJanine.
Ireallythinkyoucouldtakeher.
YoubetterhopeIdon'teyouinthehallway!
Allright.
Look,wegotalittlebitofaproblemhere.
Youcan'tmytreatmyfriendsthatway.
-Theysaidstufftometoo.-Iknow,I'lltalktothemaboutit.
Theymeansomuchtome.
They'relikemyfamily,youknow?
Ifyouguysaregonnabefightingallthetime....
Idon'can'twork,okay?
Itcan't.
I'mveryupt.
Okay.
WouldithelpifIapologized?
Yeah.
That'dbeveryhelpful.
WhatdidItellyouaboutthehall?
Iwascomingovertoapologizeformybehavior.
I'dreallylikeitifwecouldbefriends.
Well,IknowthatwouldmakeJoeyhappy,so...
Iwouldlikethattoo.
-Great.-Now,comeon.
-I'mgladweworkeditout.-Metoo.
-I'lleyou.-Bye.
-OrI'llhearyou.-That'sit,biggirl!
Wait!
You'dbetterrun!
Didyouhearthat?
-WhatamIgonnado?-I'msorry,man.
-Wanttogowatch?-Yeah!
Youknow,I'mnotsureyoucouldhavetakenJanine.
Icouldhavetakenher.
-She'smuchbiggerthanyou.-Areyoukiddingme?
ortheirknees.
-Howyoudoing?-Sodidshemoveout?
Prettymuch.
Ican'tbelieveyoujustbrokeupwithher.
Whenit'snotright,youknowit.
-Youokay?-I'llbeallright.
-Youknowwhatwouldcheeryouup?-What?
I'mgivingthislectureonerosiontheoriestomorrownight.
Ithinkyoushouldcome.
You'reright,thatdidcheermeup.
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