2022年11月26日发(作者：acutely)[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
你摇它的方式，我无法相信
I ain't never en an ass like that
我从来没有看过这样的屁屁
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
你动它的方式，你让我内急
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
我无法相信，这太假了吧
I ain't never en an ass like that
我从来没有看过这样的屁屁
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
你动它的方式，你让我小便小便来了
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
她动的方式就像她是个跳肚皮舞的人
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I think someones at the door
她把屁股摇的就像那是个果冻，我想有人对着门
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
但我想我不会回答
Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing
警察说“不许动” 干干干
What do you mean freeze? Plea, I'm a human being, I have needs
你说不许动是什么意思？不好意思，我是个人类，我有需求
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
我还没完呢，我还没尿完呢
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
我没有拒捕，我同意大人先生的话
I'm already on my knees
我已经跪下了
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
我没有一点前途，我没救了
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
不要把我当成杀人犯，我只是小了一下便
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
是啊，我做R&B,我还唱歌就像RCCCCC
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
激动，我开玩笑，开玩笑，我说着玩的，说着玩的
If I offend I'm sorry, plea, plea forgive
如果我错了对不起，请，请原谅
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
因为我是Triumph，一个木偶小狗，我只是个木偶
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
我可以逃过我唱的一切，你会爱它的
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
你摇它的方式，我无法相信
I ain't never en an ass like that
我从来没有看过这样的屁屁
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
你动它的方式，你让我内急
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
杰西卡辛普森，看着好性感啊
Nick I ain't never en an ass like that
尼克我从来没有看过这样的屁屁
Everytime I e that show on MTV my pee pee goes
每次我看到MTV上这样表演我就想去小便小便来了
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
Mary-Kate and Ashley ud to be so wholesome
Mary-Kate和Ashley习惯了这么健康
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
现在他们变老了，他们就开始吃喝
I go to
the movies and sit down with my pop corn
我到电影院并拿着爆米花坐下
Police saying "freeze" Doing doing doing
警察说“不许动”干干干
What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my at
你说不许动是什么意思？上帝，我才刚坐下
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
我有票，看，我把拉锁拉上
Plea do not remove me from this movie theater plea
请别把我从这个电影院拉出去 求你
I did not even get to e Mary-Kate shower scene
我甚至还没看到Mary-Kate淋浴的场景
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
我不是说要黄色的或者什么大场景
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
还有别骗我就像我要小便之类的说，这部片子是限制级的
Mr. Officer, I demand to e my attorney
大人先生，我要求见我的律师
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
我要简单地辩护我是无罪的，避重就轻地认罪然后就自由了
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
自由，对，自由，回到街上
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
你说什么我的律师跟麦克尔在一起，他这么忙吗？
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
我是Triumph，Britney Spears会像个男人一样承担
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
而且我会说这些的同时你会笑因为我手里还有个木偶
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
你摇它的方式，我无法相信
I ain't never en an ass like that
我从来没有看过这样的屁屁
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
你动它的方式，你让我内急
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
希拉力达夫也不是老成那样了所以
I ain't never en a butt like that
我还没见过这样一个笑柄
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
也许明年我会说屁屁而且她会让我小便小便来了
Doing, doing, doing
干干干
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
她跳动的方式就像是在跳戈戈舞
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
在那个片子里她唱到从你的篱笆里走出来，所以
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
我需要一个新的男朋友，嗨 我的名字是JOJO
Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing
警察说“不许动”干干干
What do you mean freeze?
你你说不许动是什么意思？
My computers would be ized and my keys to my ranch
我的电脑会被封还有我农场的钥匙
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of the
大人先生我只是在考小甜饼，看，闻闻它们的香气
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
这儿，我做了些果汁，吸一口
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
没人会受到我的伤
