四人英语短剧

《叶花K西》

人物介绍：西门吹雪（Ｘ），叶孤城（Ｙ），Ｋing(K).花满楼

（Ｈ）

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.

Birdsaredancinginthecold.

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.

Windiscominginsilence.

Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.

Y与X相遇．

X：oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!

Y:Haha,Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excume，whoareyouonearth?Couldyoutellmeyour

name?

Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’

you?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchuixue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestMartialArts?

X:Great,youknowme!

Y抱腿：Plea,plea……Don’tkillme!Letmeyougo!

X:No,Imustkillyou!

Y:Idon'''reaeighty-year-oldmother

andathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway!Becauwearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''tforceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!ou

knowthat?

Y:pleadrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks,ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure,must!Milkismilk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforget

whatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime,

you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状:help!help!Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What?

X:Toliet?

Y:What?

X:The“WC”?

Y:Oh,I

e,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyoueacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC”now,ha……

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’sgo!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）

thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownple,yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!

Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold

headache,sairandaids?

Y:Yes,Ido.

K:Huamanlou,ringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切:king!

dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi?Whatdoesthatmean?ItisnotEnglish,isn’tit?

Y:Howclever……

X冷酷:yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme?Why?

Y:Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.

Ifthegodgivemeantherchance,I’lltellyou“Iloveyou”,Iftheremustbea

limitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutell

thelady’s“WC”!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’sWC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatI

like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X:m-i-l-k?haha,ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K:ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning?whyIalsocan’

tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid!Itmeans“Iloveyou”.

K:Don’tsaythat“youloveme”.I’

llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come,come…

(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:illyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme?haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K:thankyouverymuch,,I’

llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’givemea

MM?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:theonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!

Hahaha……

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I……do.

H顶着摇头：X,no,no，youcan’tgotoLady’s“WC”.

Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauyouareX!youarethe

bestmanofChinekongfu!

X:whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’

mstillsomirable?whencanIgetmyfreedom?mustbethedeadday?!

K:lnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.

Inthatca,whywillyoudieinsuchabadsorrowway!gointo

theLady’sWC,thendie,comfortablly!goahead!

H:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!

K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou?

H:myrealnameisLuXiaofeng------thewifeofX.I’maspy.

K惊讶:!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng?X’wife?

Y:er!doyouknow,

youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!becauofyou,Ideeide

neverbelieveanyoneel,edestroyedmy

lookingforyouformanyyears,justfortoday!(轻声说)Ｘ

willdie,goandehim,plea.

H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,thereare

muchhopeinthefatureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!

K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpresd!

Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepresdthatitcannotresume!

H:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警

察》起)

Y痛苦状:don’tleavemehere,youknowIloveyouandIhave

nothingexceptyounow,pleanotabandonme!realizethatI’m

,Iintendtobeback,helpme,Ikeyyou,beg

you------helpme.I’llneverdothatagain!(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.

X:gohome!?

H:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastcondto

live,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove!

X:doyouwantmelivealifeinsuchasorrowway?ok,ok,

!youknow,Ihavenottimeleft,but

youhave,promithatyouwillbehappyeveryday!Youmustdome

thishonor...promimeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...

nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promime

now,andneverletgoofthatpromi.

H:Ipromi.

X:Neverletgo.

H:everletgo,

X.I''''''''llneverletgo.(X死)

H:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithout

ahendance!lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback.

thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping,solifecancomefromthebeginning!

（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）