生活大爆炸第六季百度影音

生活大爆炸第四季第六集

有问题吗Problem?

这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派ThisistheworstcobblerI'veevereaten.

味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样Ittasteslikeit'smadeofactualground-up

shoemaker.

真好笑"cobbler"一词两意都点到了nthetwomeaningsof"cobbler."

{an8}cobbler既有水果派也有鞋匠的意思

伙计们猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了Hey,hoIfoundatLAX?

我的妹妹普丽娅MybabysisterPriya.

抱歉我反对Excume,Iobject.

你提出的是一个猜谜游戏Youpropoaguessinggame

可是你一点猜的时间都不给我yetyoudon'tgivemeenoughtimetoguess.

声明一下我本来就打算说Fortherecord,Iwasgoingtosay:

"你的妹妹普丽娅""YoursisterPriya."

谢尔顿你一点都没变对吧Oh,en'tchangedabit,haveyou?

我为什么要变WhywouldIchange?

她的本意其实是Thehopehasbeenthat

你最终能变得正常一点you'deventuallybendtopublicopinion.

普丽娅什么风把你吹来洛杉矶So,Priya,whatbringsyoubacktoL.A.?

我本来要去多伦多但我得在这滞留一天Ihaveaone-daylayoveronmywaytoToronto.

企业并购Corporatemerger.

你们相信吗Canyoubelieveit?

小普丽娅是印度最大汽车公司LittlePriya'soneoftheleadattorneys

首席律师之一forthebiggestcarcompanyinIndia.

鉴于当时咱们见面她已经从法学院毕业了Giventhatwhenwemether,shewasfinishing

lawschool

而且正打算去一家大的印度汽车公司实习andplanninganinternshipatalargeIndiancar

company

这个结果其实相当合理it'sactuallyextremelyplausible.

你怎么就这么惹人嫌呢Andyourpollnumbersjustkeepdropping.

虽然我很想跟大家一起聊聊Iwanttocatchupwithallofyou

但我得先去上个厕所butfirstIreallymustvisittheloo.

我也去我给你指路吧I'mgoing,too;I'llshowyouwhereitis.

好的虽然这不用明讲Allright,thisgoeswithoutsaying

但是无论如何我还是重申一下butI'mjustgoingtosayitanyway.

不许碰我妹妹Handsoffmysister.

我干嘛碰她她浑身布满了飞机细菌WhywouldItouchher?She'scoveredwithairplane

germs.

我当然不是跟你说我是跟他说I'msonottalkingtoyou.I'mtalkingtohim.

-喂我都是有女朋友的人了-拜托-Hey.I'vegotagirlfriendnow.-Oh,plea.

我的妹妹比你那女友辣多了Mysister'smuchhotterthanyourgirlfriend

这点你心知肚明andyouknowit.

她们俩都很辣行了吧Let'sjustagreethey'rebothhot.

但是伙计你说的可是我妹妹Butdude,that'smysisteryou'retalkingabout!

算了不说这个话题Okay,forgetwho'shotter.

普丽娅第一次来洛杉矶时我和莱纳德ThefirsttimePriyacametoL.A.,LeonardandImadea

pact

出于对我们友情以及对你的尊敬outofrespecttoourfriendshipandtoyou

我们约定谁也不能泡你妹妹thatneitherofuswouldhitonher.

你们拉钩钩了吗Didyoupinky-swear?

当然Yes.

那好吧Okay,then.

补鞋匠的水果派我到现在还忍不住发笑Cobbler.I'mstilllaughing.

真高兴再次见到你莱纳德It'sreallynicetoeyouagain,Leonard.

是啊我也很高兴见到你'sgoodtoeyou,too.

你到了Hereyougo.

谢谢Thanks.

哇哦哇哦哇哦Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa!

继续Okay.

你跟你的妹妹有什么特别计划吗Soyougotanyspecialplanswithyoursister?

没有就是一起出去玩Oh,ngout.

我总是跟人说如果你只能在Ialwaystellpeople,"Ifyouhaveonlyoneday

洛杉矶呆一天火车一日游是最佳选择inLosAngeles,makeitatrainday."

火车一日游Trainday?

乐趣始于在影城的卡尼餐厅吃早午饭ThefunstartswithbrunchatCarney'sinStudioCity

在改造过的铁路餐车里有一个热狗站ahotdogstandinaconvertedrailroaddiningcar.

下一站TravelTownNextstop,TravelTown

一家户外的博物馆专门展出1880年至1930年的anoutdoormuumfeaturing43railroad

engines

铁路引擎汽车和其他轨道车辆cars,andotherrollingstockfromthe1880stothe1930s.

最后我们在浮华与魅力并存的好莱坞下车And,finally,we'reofftotheglitzandglamourof

Hollywood

对就在好莱坞的卡尼餐厅吃晚饭fordinnerat--that'sright--theHollywoodCarney's

那是另外一个改造过的铁路餐车热狗站ahotdogstandinadifferentconvertedrailroad

diningcar.

我们才不会玩这个Idon'tthinkwe'regoingtodothat.

显然你讨厌寻乐Well,thenapparentlyyouhatefun.

普丽娅还没回来呢Priya'snotbackyet?

这很正常Well,Iguessthat'snotunusual.

女人男人一个蹲着一个站着Women,men,thewholesitting-standingdeal.

咱们刚才聊到哪里了Sowhatarewetalkingabout?

我和普丽娅的出游计划Uh,myplanswithPriya.

他拒绝火车一日游HerejectedTrainDay.

你有说清楚那是两辆不同的火车车厢Didyoumakeitclearthatit'stwodifferenttraincars

改造成的热狗站吗turnedintohotdogstands?

十分清楚Abundantly.

我想他就是讨厌寻乐Iguesshejusthatesfun.

我也是这么说的That'swhatIsaid!

好了你们有什么新闻Okay,so...what'snewwithyouguys?

我有女朋友了Ihaveagirlfriendnow.

不错嘛Hey,goodforyou!

嗯我就想让大家都知道Yeah,Ijustwanttoputitoutthere

以防我不经意incaIinadvertently

朝你喷射出我的性外激素squirtanypheromonesinyourdirection.

满意了吧Happy?

普丽娅你有什么安排吗So,Priya,whatareyourplanswhileyou'rehere?

我不知道我只有一天时间Idon'avetheoneday.

你喜欢火车吗Doyouliketrains?

不是特别喜欢Notparticularly.

那你在机场上等着登机就好了Youmightaswelljustwaitattheairportforyourflight.

你在一片森林当中"Youareinaforest."

在西面有一片流沙"Thereisquicksandtothewest

有一条通向东面的路apathleadstotheeast."

去东面Goeast.

一道铁门挡住了你的路"Anirongateblocksyourway."

开门Opengate.

上锁了"It'slocked."

这样啊Hmm.

那算了Well,somuchforthat.

很晚了你怎么还不睡It'eyou'restillup?

我刚在网上发现了一款游戏模拟器Ifoundanemulatoronlinethatletsyouplayclassic

text-bad

可以玩上世纪80年代的经典文字游戏computergamesfromthe1980s.

不错啊That'sprettycool.

当然了因为它用到了世界上最强大的图像处理器Oh,ontheworld'smost

powerfulgraphicschip:

想象力imagination.

你倒是真该好好发掘一下You'vereallygottogetoutmore.

向北走Gonorth.

你不能走这条路"Youcan'tgothatway."

向西走Gowest.

巨魔挡住了你的道路"Atrollblocksyourpassage."

好吧系好你的安全带youratbelts.

剿灭巨魔Killtroll.

用什么"Withwhat?"

用剑Withsword.

你没有剑"Youdon'thavethesword."

天呐这种倒霉事真降临到我头上了Goodgolly,it'sasifit'sactuallyhappeningtome.

拉杰总算上床睡了Rajfinallywenttobed.

可谢尔顿还没睡Sheldon'sstillup.

你跟我说过他九点会睡的Yousaidhegoestobedat9:00.

他的确应该睡了但他刚痴迷于一款电脑游戏...Yeah,hedoes,buthegotcaughtupina

computergameand...

用斧头击杀巨魔Hittrollwithaxe!

用斧头击杀巨魔Hittrollwithaxe!

用斧头击杀巨魔Hittrollwithaxe!

服了这真是个顽强的巨魔My,thisisonetoughtroll.

你没法摆脱他吗Can'tyougetridofhim?

根据以往经验不可能Ifthepastisanyindication,no.

莱纳德我陷进流沙里了Leonard,I'mtrappedinquicksand!

这斧头在拖我下去呢Theaxeisdraggingmedown!

扔掉斧头Dropaxe!

扔掉斧头英明Dropaxe,brilliant!

稍等一下Givemeaminute.

-谢尔顿-等一下-Sheldon.-Holdon.

我正在思考如何能拿到桶Tryingtofigureouthowtogetthebucket

这样我就能扛着泥土越过那条龙了soIcancarrythemudpastthedragon.

-谢尔顿你还得早起工作呢-我知道-Sheldon,youneedtoworkinthemorning.-Iknow!

那还不赶紧睡觉Well,thenbed,mister!

再给我五分钟嘛Fivemoreminutes!

你确定吗Really?

你打算冒着在热力波动学研讨会上打瞌睡的You'regoingtoriskgettingsleepyinthemiddle

ofyour

风险继续玩下去吗thermodynamicfluctuationsminar?

你知道自己在公众面前打哈欠的后果吧Youknowwhathappenswhenyouyawninpublic.

大家都会看着我形态奇异的小舌头Everyonewillemyoddlyshapeduvula.

你也不想看到这个画面吧Youdon'twantthat,doyou?

不想No.

但我们社会嘲笑奇异舌头的做法是可耻的Butit'sashameoursocietymocksthedifferently

uvulated.

刚才谁敲门了Whowasatthedoor?

呃楼管员Uh,buildingmanager.

他们要来修个管子Theyhavetofixapipe

所以明天中午到下午两点会停水sothewater'llbeofftomorrowfromnoonto2:00.

这是让人无法接受的That'sunacceptable.

我们理应提前得到书面通知的We'resuppodtobegivenwrittennotice.

没关系的反正我们到时候也是在工作的Well,no,itdoesn'tmatter--we'llbeatwork.

如果我不小心把番茄汤撒到衣服上怎么办WhatifIspilltomatosouponmyshirt

我必须回家来换andhavetocomehometochange

结果发现没有水来泡洗衣粉吗onlytofindthere'snowaterforanenzymesoak?

别忘了分叉的小舌头谢尔顿Bifurcateduvula,Sheldon!

那我明天吃鸡肉面吧晚安I'ght!

我们一定得注意小声点We'regoingtohavetobeveryquiet.

我想到如何拿到桶了Iknowhowtogetthebucket!

我可以反过来握斧头Icanturntheaxearound

然后用斧头把钩到水桶anduthehandletoreachit.

让我试试Let'se.

向北走Gonorth.

你现在身处森林"Youareinaforest."

继续向北走Gonorth.

你仍然身处森林"Youareinaforest."

再往北走呢Gonorth.

你还是身处森林天呐我想我迷路了"Youareinaforest."Ohdear,IbelieveI'mlost.

我还是明天从头再玩吧Well,I'lljusthavetogetafreshstarttomorrow.

不不不你刚才只不过方向搞错了而已No,no,no!Youjusttookawrongturn.

你只要把图画出来就行了Youjustneedtomapitout.

来吧我来帮你Comeon,I'llhelpyou.

你停在了小溪旁然后向北走了三次对吧Soyoustoppedatthestream,andyouturnednorth

threetimes?

是的Yes.

你说对了你是迷路了祝你好运You''ck.

莱纳德醒醒.

抱歉Huh?Wh--Sorry.

抱歉什么啊Forwhat?

我也不知道只要我跟女孩子同床共枕后Idon''minbedwithagirl,it'sjust--

这就是我的条件反射应答it'smygo-torespon.

已经六点了我得在拉杰睡醒It's6:ogetbacktoRaj's

发现我不见了之前赶紧回去了beforehewakesupandrealizesI'mgone.

哦那好吧.

我真希望你能在洛杉矶待久点longer.

我也想啊Mmm,me,too.

知道吗我刚才一直在想Youknow,Iwasthinking

印度其实也有这么多先进的实验设施了therearesomegreatrearchfacilitiesinIndia.

你想说什么莱纳德Whereareyougoingwiththis,Leonard?

我其实想说反正我在这也没啥牵挂Well,I'mjustsaying,youknow,Idon'thaveanyrealties

here

我也可以搬去新德里[印度城市]我们可以一起你懂得soifIweretomovetoNewDelhi,

wecould,youknow--

出去玩玩goout.

莱纳德我们五年前不就谈过这个了吗Leonard,didn'twehavethisconversationfiveyears

ago?

是这样的但是...Well,yes,but...

今非昔比了嘛thingshavechanged.

你也长大了我也长大了Youknow,you'reolder,I'molder--

看吧再也没什么漫画英雄的床单了Look,nomoresuperherobedsheets.

亲爱的Sweetheart

我们在一起很愉快并不意味着justbecauwehavefunwhenIcometotowndoesn'tmean

我想要开展一段正式的感情生活Iwanttohaveariousrelationship.

-不想吗-不想-Itdoesn't?-Mm-mm.

此外我永远也不可能介绍个白种男孩给我的父母Andbesides,Icouldneverbringawhite

boyhometomyparents.

他们宁愿要头牛They'dhaveacow.

这在印度可就很大件事了WhichisamuchbiggerdealinIndia.

我也没很纯的白人血统啦I'mnotthatwhite.

我的高祖母有一半彻罗基[印第安族]血统Mygreat-great-grandmotherwashalfCherokee.

我知道虽然不是真正的印度血统但也算印什么了啊Iknowthat'snottherightkindof

Indian,butitissomething.

你真有趣You'refunny.

莱纳德Leonard?

莱纳德Leonard?

莱纳德Leonard?

啥事What?

我听到了女人的笑声Iheardawomanlaughing.

哦我刚才想试试自己能否笑得像个女人Oh,uh,yingtoeifIcouldlaughasa

woman.

哦那做的不错啊很真实啊Oh!Well,onvincing.

我闻到了香水味Ismellperfume.

空气清洗剂的味道Airfreshener.

你这脸颊和脖子上是口红吗Andisthatlipstickonyourcheekandneck?

是疹子很严重的疹子'sabadrash.

深表同情Mysympathies.

我很了解这种红色祸害也就是皮炎I'mnostrangertothecrimsonscourgethatisdermatitis.

我在我的乳液和软膏系列里CanIinterestyouinatopicalsteroid

帮你找一种管用的类固醇好吗frommylotionandunguentcollection?

好啊好啊这主意不错Uh,yeah,yeah,thatsoundsgreat.

很好我相信我可以找到Verywell.I'msureIcanfindsomething

帮你止痒的东西thatwillhelpyouditchthatitch.

好了他去洗手间了我们走Okay,he''sgo.

你喜欢软膏还是霜剂Doyoupreferointmentorcream?

霜剂Cream.

要不要含麻醉添加剂的Withorwithoutanumbingagent?

不要Without.

真的吗莱纳德Really,Leonard?

有皮炎的时候可不能逞英雄Therearenoheroeswhenitcomestodermatitis.

好吧那就要.

处方药还是非处方的强效药Prescriptionornon-prescriptionstrength?

发挥你的判断力吧Uyourbestjudgment.

我有一支很不错的2009年的肛泰软膏Well,IthinkIhaveanice2009AnaMantleHC.

通常是针对严重发炎的痔疮的It'susuallyindicatedforacutelyinflamedhemorrhoids

但是对非粘膜器官也管用butitalsogoesnicelywithnon-mucosalbodyparts.

听起来不错Soundsgreat.

明智的选择Excellentchoice.

好了快点快点快点Okay,hurry,hurry,hurry.

快走快走快走Comeon,comeon,comeon.

普丽娅Priya?

早上好谢尔顿Goodmorning,Sheldon.

羞耻呀莱纳德羞耻Forshame,Leonard,forshame.

我居然还差点准备Andtothink,Iwasreadytowaste

把我最后一点好用的痔疮霜浪费在你身上thelastofmygoodhemorrhoidcreamonyou.

挺开心的啊Makingprettygoodtime,huh?

你真的想说这个吗莱纳德Isthatreallywhatyouwanttotalkabout,Leonard?

不是No.

那你想说什么Whatdoyouwanttotalkabout?

拜托别跟任何人说Pleadon'ttellanyone

我跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了IspentthenightwithRaj'ssister.

说出来了Thereitis.

要是有人问起来呢Whatifsomeoneasks?

没人会问我是不是跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了Noone'sgoingtoaskifIspentthenightwithRaj's

sister.

或许吧但是他们可能会问我别的Perhaps,buttheymightaskmesomethingel.

-比如呢-比如说-Likewhat?-Like

莱纳德最近有没有做出背叛朋友的行为"HasLeonardbetrayedanyofhisfriendsrecently?"

普丽娅和我都是成年人了PriyaandIarebothadults.

我没有背叛拉杰Ididn'tbetrayRaj.

你有但是我指的是霍华德Infact,youdid,butIwasreferringtoHoward.

你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?

2005年4月12日April12,2005.

在图卢卡湖的鲍勃大头娃汉堡店里Bob'sBigBoy,TolucaLake.

拉杰第一次把普丽娅介绍给我们RajhadjustintroducedustoPriyaforthefirsttime.

她正在享受印度教禁止的美味食物ShewanjoyingthesweettasteofHindurebellion

那就是鲍勃超级大头娃牛肉堡intheformofaBob'sSuperBigBoyhamburger.

为了维护你们的友谊Inordertoprerveyourfriendship

你和霍华德发拉钩钩说youandHowardmadeapinkyswear

你们俩人都不许追求她thatneitherofyouwouldattempttowooher.

我点了一份奶酪牛肉片Ihadapattymelt.

好吧我背叛了霍华德Okay,fine,IbetrayedHoward.

-还有拉杰-好的还有拉杰-AndRaj.-Allright,andRaj.

还有我Andme.

你You?

你违反了室友协议中ViolationoftheRoommateAgreement's

有留宿客人要提前通知之一条款overnightguestnotificationclau.

好吧我是个令人讨厌的家伙Okay,fine,I-I'mahorriblehumanbeing.

我就是帕萨迪纳的达斯·维达I'mtheDarthVaderofPasadena.

{an8}{fn方正黑体简体fs18b1bord1shad13c&H2F2F2F&}《星球大战》中的重要角色黑

武士

你当达斯·维达还太矮了点You'refartooshorttobeDarthVader.

你最多也就是叛徒伊渥克[星球大战]AtbestyoumightbeaturncoatEwok.

我只是想说普丽娅已经走了Mypointis:Priya'sgoneanditwouldbemuchbetter

要是没人知道这件事就最好了ifnooneelfoundoutaboutus.

你是说你想让我帮你保密Youmeanyouwantmetokeepacret?

是的Yes.

你知道我是保守不了秘密的YouknowIcan'tkeepacret.

你努力尝试的话就可以的Youcanifyoutry.

就这样想Thinkaboutitthisway:

如果我是蝙蝠侠你是艾尔福um,ifIwereBatmanandyouwereAlfred

{an8}{fn方正黑体简体fs18b1bord1shad13c&H2F2F2F&}蝙蝠侠的管家

你一定可以对我的身份保密对吧you'dkeepthatcret,right?

凭什么你是蝙蝠侠WhydoyougettobeBatman?

因为蝙蝠侠才有身份的秘密呀BecauBatmanhasthecret.

艾尔福也有秘密的Alfredhascrets,too.

-什么秘密-艾尔福知道-Likewhat?-Alfredknows

芭芭拉·科尔顿是蝙蝠女thatBarbaraGordonisBatgirl.

而我刚刚就把这个秘密告诉了蝙蝠侠WhichI'venowjusttoldtoBatman.

你看我就是保守不了秘密See,Icannotkeepacret.

挞哒Ta-dah!

什么What?

挞哒Ta-dah.

这是It'sshortfor...

哒哒哒哒的缩减版Da-da-da-da.

谢尔顿我正忙着呢Kindofbusyhere,Sheldon.

我知道所以我才缩减了Iknow,that'swhyIshortenedit.

你想干吗Whatdoyouwant?

我是来给你提供昨晚的不在场证明的Icametogooveryouralibiforlastnight.

什么不在场证明Whatalibi?

你让我替你撒谎而你也知道You'veaskedmetolieonyourbehalf,andasyouknow

我很讨厌没有提前准备的谎言Iamdeeplyuncomfortablewithimpromptudishonesty

所以我就给你准备了不在场的铁证soI'veprovidedyouwithanironcladalibi.

你昨晚不可能跟普丽娅过夜Youcouldn'thavespentlastnightwithPriya

因为你跟另一个女人在一起becauyouwerewithanotherwoman.

我一定会后悔的Oh,I'msosureI'mgonnaregretthis

但我还是要问我跟谁在一起butwhowasIwith?

风趣但作风随便的麦琪·麦凯瑞小姐Thefun-lovingandmorallylooMissMaggieMcGarry.

天啊Oh,God.

你们是在帕萨迪纳最有名的YoumetheratPasadena'smostpopular

爱尔兰酒吧幸运鲍德温酒吧认识的Irishwateringhole,LuckyBaldwin's

麦琪是那里的吧台服务员whereMaggiespendshernightstendingbar

她一头卷发心怀梦想withaheadfullofcurlsandaheartfullofdreams.

莱纳德想要苟合的话就打给我"Leonard,callmeifyouareinterestedincoitus.

麦琪·麦凯瑞敬上Sincerely,MaggieMcGarry."

如果真的有人Andifanyonewere

打这个号码查证的话他们会听到toactuallycallthatnumber,theywillhearthis.

祝你有个美好的早晨Topofthemorningtoyou.

这里是麦琪·麦凯瑞家You'vereachedMaggieMcGarry.

在轻盈的哔声后请留言Leaveamessageaftertheweelittlebeep.

很真吧It'sprettyconvincing,huh?

那都不是真人发声Thatwasn'tevenarealperson.

最后还有Andhereistheclincher:

一撮麦琪的红棕色头发alockofMaggie'sflamingauburnhair.

你这是从哪弄来的Where'dyougetthat?

从灵长类实验室的红毛猩猩身上剪的Fromanorangutanintheprimatelab.

红毛猩猩Anorangutan?

又没人会去验DNA莱纳德Well,noone'sgoingtorunaDNAtestonit,Leonard.

说真的你想得太多了Honestly,youoverthinkeverything.

谢尔顿我不需要不在场证明Sheldon,Idon'tneedanalibi.

只要你不乱说话Nobody'sgoingtoaskaboutlastnight

没人会问昨晚的事的aslongasyoujustzipyourlip.

谢了Thankyou.

别担心不会有事的Now,don'tworry,everythingisgoingtobefine.

强烈怀疑

好啊Hey.

莱纳德你能不能告诉霍华德Hey,Leonard,willyoupleatellHoward

我妹妹从没喜欢过他mysisterhasneverbeenattractedtohim?

得了拉杰Comeon,Raj

我怎么知道你妹妹howamIsuppodtoknow

现在喜欢谁以前喜欢过谁whosheisattractedtoorwasattractedto

将来又会喜欢上谁啊orwhoshemightbeattractedtointhefuture?

我对这个话题AndIhavenothingtocontribute

毫无建设性意见tothisconversation.

因为我也完全不知道BecauI,too,knowabsolutelynothing

普丽娅对男性伴侣的偏好aboutPriya'spreferencesinmalecompanionship.

所以我会再次闭上嘴Andwiththat,Iwillre-zipmylip.

对了你们觉得昨晚Hey,sowhatdidyouguysthink

卡布里卡的最新一集怎么样ofthenewepisodeofCapricalastnight?

我没看Ididn'teit.

啥没看Didn'teit?

那你在干什么Whatwereyoudoing?

我出去了Uh,Iwasout.

啥昨天可是卡布里卡之夜What,onCapricanight?

是啊我出去喝了一杯Yeah,I,uh,wentforadrink.

真的假的就你Really,you?

你去哪儿了Where,w-where'dyougo?

去了...To,uh...

幸运鲍德温酒吧LuckyBaldwin's.

我听说过那地方Oh,I'veheardofthatplace.

那不是帕萨迪纳最受欢迎的爱尔兰酒吧么Isn'tthatPasadena'sfavoriteIrishwateringhole?

没错Yes.

你有没有在那里Didyoumeet

遇到谈得来的人anyoneinterestingthere

是不是个滥交的红发调酒师perhapsapromiscuous,redheadedbarmaid?

说实话我不行了Asamatteroffact...I-I-I-I-Ican't,Ican't

我做不到Ican'tdoit.

你当然可以你做得很好相当令人信服Sureyoucan,you'redoingfine,it'sverybelievable.

我很抱歉拉杰但事实上I'msorry,Raj,butthetruthis

昨晚我和普丽娅在一起IwaswithPriyalastnight.

别听他的Don'tlistentohim.

他还满脑子爱尔兰威士忌和熏蛋He'sstilllight-headedfromalltheIrishwhiskey

一团浆糊呢andpickledeggsinhissystem.

你和普丽娅在一起做什么WhatwereyoudoingwithPriya?

我确信他们是在性交Ibelievetheyengagedincoitus

但更重要的是butmoreimportantly

如果莱纳德没有半途而废ifLeonardhadnotabandonedhisstory

你觉得那个故事可信么wouldyouhavefounditplausible?

你上了我妹妹Yousleptwithmysister?!

对Yeah.

你怎么可以这样我们约定好的Howcouldyou?Wehadapact.

不好意思我认为"你情何以堪她可是我妹妹"Excume,Ithink"Howcouldyou?She'smy

sister"

总比小孩子的勾勾手约定重要吧takesprecedenceoverafive-year-oldpinkyswear.

请允许我指出MayIpointout

要是在平行世界你的朋友会说inaparalleluniver,yourfriendsaresaying

"麦琪·麦凯瑞这名字听起来真可爱""MaggieMcGarry--shesoundslovely."

听着我承认我是越线了Look,I-Iadmitit,Imayhavecrosdalinehere

但是拉杰得了你妹妹都成年了butcomeon,Raj,yoursisterisagrownwoman

对她来说我不过是块禁忌的白巧克力罢了andtoher,I'maforbiddenpieceofwhite

chocolate.

真是难以置信Idon'tbelieveit.

这是对我信任莫大的背叛Thisisaterriblebetrayalofmytrust.

要是我告诉你我向她献出真心No,w-w-wouldithelpifItoldyou

却被她狠狠践踏你会好受点么thatIofferedhermyheart,andshekindofstompedonit?

她践踏得多狠Howharddidshestomp?

相当狠Veryhard.

好吧好受多了Okay,I'mgood.

那个拉杰Well,Raj

我只是想说我绝不会背叛你IjustwanttosaythatI'dneverbetrayyourtrust.

不会像莱纳德那样我尊重你UnlikeLeonard,Irespectyou.

真的么Really?

当然Mm-hmm.

你瞒着拉杰你把他的iPhoneWasitoutofrespectthatyoudidn'ttellRaj

掉进了便池这算哪门子尊重aboutthetimeyoudroppedhisiPhoneinaurinal?

神马我还把那玩意贴我脸上呢Dude,Iputthatthingonmyface!

我觉得对拉杰最有趣的欺骗IthinkamoreamusingviolationofRaj'strust

是霍华德居然让他相信iswhenHowardconvincedhimthatforeignersgiveprents

感恩节外国人要送美国人礼物toAmericansonThanksgiving.

喂我也没看到你Hey,Ididn'teyougivingback

把他送你的史努比刨冰机还给他啊yourSnoopysnowconemaker.

那都是骗我的吗Thatwasallalie?

今年的礼物我都准备好了Thisyear'sgiftsarealreadywrapped.

既然我们谈到背叛朋友的事Andaslongaswe'retalkingaboutbetrayingourfriends

何不说说谢尔顿曾经整个月都howaboutthemonthSheldonspentgrindingupincts

把虫子磨碎再混进莱纳德的食物里andmixingthemintoLeonard'sfood?

不好意思Well,excume.

那又不算背叛Thatwasnotabetrayal.

这只是个实验用来证明Thatwasanexperimenttodetermine

什么浓度会使食物尝起来有"蛀虫"感atwhatconcentrationfoodstartstasting"mothy."

你在我食物里放虫子Youputmothsinmyfood?!

为了科学而献身Forscience.

你居然用吃过虫子的嘴吻我妹妹Ican'tbelieveyoukisdmysisterwithmothmouth.

你还用了谢尔顿的牙刷呢Well,Ican'tbelieveyouudSheldon'stoothbrush.

你用了我的牙刷Youudmytoothbrush?

没用刷毛的部分不过是用那橡皮垫Notthebrushpart,justthelittlerubberthing

剔了剔我的牙顺便揉了揉牙床topickfoodfrommyteethandmassagemygums.

好吧我想我可以说Okay,I-Ithinkit'ssafetosay

我们都做过一些thatwe'vealldonesomethings

不那么光彩的事we'renotparticularlyproudof.

但是算了我们是朋友Butcomeon,we'refriends.

朋友会互相谅解彼此的小错误Friendsoverlookeachother'sminorlaps.

所以霍华德我很抱歉背叛了我们的约定Fortherecord,Howard,I'msorrythatIbrokeour

pact.

多谢Thankyou.

我很抱歉把你的iPhone掉进了便池AndI'msorryaboutyourphone

还有感恩节的事andThanksgiving.

既然说到这个Andwhilewe'reatit

其实国庆节你也不用替我们洗衣服youdon'thavetowashourclothesontheFourthofJuly.

既然你们都道歉了Aslongaswe'reapologizing

谢尔顿很抱歉我用了你的牙刷Sheldon,I'm,I'msorryIudyourtoothbrush.

我也很抱歉...AndI'msorry...

那这种行为让人忍无可忍butthatbehaviorisbeyondthepale

不可原谅andcannotbetolerated.

我们不再是朋友了Wearenolongerfriends.

感恩节我送你个托马斯蒸汽火车头IgotyouatalkingThomastheTankEnginefor

Thanksgiving.

会喷真的烟吗Withrealpuffingsmoke?

会Yes.

好吧Allright.

但我记住你了ButI'mwatchingyou.

哎呀你把史努比拿出来了Hey,you'vegotSnoopyout.

我能来一杯刨冰么CanIhaveasnowcone?

当然Well,sure.

味道不错Thisisprettygood.

这是什么味道Whatflavoristhis?

猜猜Guess.

-木瓜吗-不是-Papaya?-No.

-石榴呢-接近了-Guava?-You'resoclo.

我放弃是什么Igiveup.

芒果毛毛虫Mangocaterpillar.

你这是干什么Whatareyoudoing?!

你说你喜欢的呀Yousaidyoulikedit.