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YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第一季第一集

主要人物介绍：

Mary玛丽（妈妈）George乔治（爸爸）Georgie乔治一世（哥哥）

Missy米茜（谢尔顿的双胞胎姐姐）Sheldon谢尔顿

旁白：成年谢尔顿（《生活大爆炸》中谢尔顿的扮演者）

Sheldon:I’,ifmycareerintheoreticalphysicshadn’tworkedout,my

nIfiguredoutthattrains

allowedmetoproveNewton’sfirstlaw—anobjectinmotionstaysinmotionwiththesamespeed

ikeNeilArmstrongon

themoon,aloneandhappy.

谢尔顿：我从小喜欢火车。事实上，如果我理论物理学的工作当初没成，我的后备计划是打算

当一个职业检票员。或者流浪汉。当我发现火车能让我证明牛顿第一定律——任何运动中的物

体其速度的大小与方向都不会改变除非有合外力施加于这个物体。我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗

登月时那种孤独又快乐的感觉。

Missy:Shelly,dinner’sready!

Idon’,nobodyI

yNewtonstheycaredabout

wereWayneandFig.

Missy:Sheldon,ifyoudon’tgetinhere,I’mgonnalickyourtoothbrush!

Sheldon:Coming!

That’’sdoneitbefore.

George:Whatthehellwereyoudoingoutthere?

Mary:George,language.

George:Whatlanguage?So?

Sheldon:Iwaxploringdimensionalkinematics.

Missy:Admitit—he’sadopted.

Sheldon:HowcanIbeadoptedwhenIhaveatwinsister?Think,monkey,think.

Mary:That’’sadopted.

Missy:IwishIwas.

Mary:,let’spray.

Sheldon:Amoment,plea.

Mary:Leavehimbe.

Georgie:’tkillhim.

Sheldon:Wedon’e,thisweek?

Georgie:Noneofyourbusiness.

Sheldon:Hencethemittens.

Mary:Thankyou,God,forthisfoodwe’reabouttoreceiveandforthenourishmentofourbodies,

andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.

Together:Amen.

Georgie:Howcomeweain’tgotnotatertots?

Mary:Imadetatertotslastnight.

Georgie:I’dtaketatertotsovermashedpotatersanyday.

Mary:JusteatwhatImadeyou.

Georgie:Canweatleasthavetatertotstomorrow?

rize

winners…oughtnotbeorderin’tatertots.

Mary:everybodyexcitedtostartschoolMonday?

Sheldon:Iam.

Missy:Iguessso.

Mary:Georgie?Freshmanyear,that’sabigdeal.

Georgie:HowcanIbeexcitedwhenhe’sgonnabeinthesamegradeasme?

Sheldon:Don’tworry,Georgie,I’mnotplanningonbeingintheninthgradeforverylong.

Missy:AllIknowishe’snotinthesamegradeasmeanymore,andI’mthrilled.

Sheldon:Goodluckwithyourfingerpainting.

Missy:You’regonnagetyourasskickedinhighschool.

Mary:Hey,language.

Sheldon:I’hoolisahavenforhigherlearning.

George:Oh,deargod.

Mary:SpeakingofGod,who’sgoingtochurchwithmetomorrow?

George:Ican’t.I’mmeetingwiththeothercoaches.

Mary:Youcan’tmeetafterchurch?

George:No,Mary,Ican’tmeetafterchurch.

Mary:Georgie?

Georgie:Igottostudymyplaybook.

Sheldon:I’llgowithyou,Mom.

Missy:Whyareyougoing?Youdon’tbelieveinGod.

Sheldon:No,butIbelieveinMom.

Mary:I’?

Missy:Can’t,Heatheraskedmeto…

Mary:You’regoing.

Missy:Sonofabitch.

Mary(Mom):Missy…Don’eJr！

adtogotodinner.

Mary(Mom):Neveratthedinnertable!Youknockthatoff,Georgie!D-Donotretaliate!

（在教堂）

ALL:Onward,ChristiansoldiersMarchingastowarWiththecrossofJesusGoingonbefore.

Pastor:InMatthewnine,verfour,Jesussaid,"Whywouldyouentertainevilthoughtsinyour

hearts?"

Sheldon(quietly):Doyouhaveevilthoughts?

A：Shh.

Sheldon:Ijustdon'tthinkthispartappliestome.

Mary(Mom):That'tandlisten.

Sheldon:I'ildoesn'tstarttillpuberty.

（谢尔顿一直说话，前座的人回头看谢尔顿）

Sheldon:Hello.

Pastor:Philippians4:8,"Finally,brothers,whateveris…"

Sheldon:Doyouhaveevilthoughts?

Missy(sister):I'mhavingonerightnow.

Sheldon:Really?Whatisit?

Missy(sister):Whenwegethome,I'mgonnakickyourlittleballs.

Sheldon:Youcan'ven'?

Mary(Mom):What?

Sheldon:WhenshouldIbeexpectingmytesticles?

Pastor:"whateverisadmirable"

A：Whatiswrongwithhim?

Mary(Mom):Nothin',turnaroundbeforeIknockyourlightsout.

Pastor:litinyour

body.

MymomwasmyChristiansoldier.

（妈妈让谢尔顿出门玩一玩）

Mary：Shelly,it'ndenjoyit.

Sheldon:,didyouknowextremehairstyles,goatees

andmustachesarenotallowed?

Mary：Ididn't.

Sheldon:Ipersonallyfindthatveryreassuring.

Mary：.

Sheldon:"Goplay",Iplayed.

Billy：Hey,Sheldon!

Sheldon:Hello,BillySparks.

Billy：Iheardyou'regoingtohighschooltomorrow.

Sheldon:'regoingtohavetofindsomeoneeltotormentontheplayground.

Billy："Torment"?

Sheldon:(sighs)Itmeanstomaliciouslyharass.

Billy："Herass"?(chuckles)That'sfunny.

Sheldon:Well,thiswasnice.

Billy：Hey,doofus!(squawks)

Sheldon:Mom!

Billy：Goodgirl.

Sheldon:Mom!

MARY:WhatamIsuppodtodo?Hisfeetaregrowing.

George:Whycan'thewearGeorgie'soldshoes?

Mary：Youthinkhe'sgonnaputhisfeetinhisbrother'ssmellyshoes?

George:Well,wedamnwellbettercutbacksomewhere.

Mary：Willyoupleakeepyourvoicedown?

Missy:They'refightingaboutyouagain.

Sheldon:They''sacommonargumentinmarriages.

Mary：(dooropens)tomorrow.

Sheldon:Mom?

Mary：Hmm?

Sheldon:Dowehavefinancialproblems?

Mary：Don',gotosleep.

Missy:She'tsaidthattomakeyoufeelbetter.

Sheldon:Momdoesn',shethinkstheEarthwasmadeinsixdays,butthat's'caushe's

gullible,notaliar.

（谢尔顿非要戴领结上学）

Missy:Mom,Sheldoncan'tfindhisbowtie.

Mary：Really?Ilaiditoutforhim.

George:Leaveitalone,n'tneedabowtie.

Mary：It'wearwhathewants.

Sheldon：Mom,Ican'tfindmybowtie!

Mary：DearLord,why'shegottowearabowtie?

Georgie:CanIdriveinwithyou?

George:Sure.

Missy:Everybody'sgonnaknowhe''sgonnabeawfulforyou.

Georgie:Tellhertoshutup.

George:She'snotwrong.

Mary:It'sgottobehere.

Sheldon：It''snot!

Mary:Shelly,'llfindit.

Sheldon：Mytieisgone!Mytieisgone!

Mary:Shelly,youdon'treallyneedatie.

Sheldon：ofindmytie.

Mary:Berightback.

Sheldon：ProfessorProtonwearsabowtie!

Mary:GeorgeJunior,givemebackthatbowtierightnow!

Georgie:Ididn'ttakeit!

Mary:Don'tyoulietome!

Georgie:I'mnotlying!

Mary:We'lleaboutthat.

Georgie:Stayoutofmyroom!

Missy:She'sgonnafindyourdirtymagazines.

Georgie:Shutup!

Missy:Youarenothavingagoodday.

George:Hey,hedidn'ttakeit.

Mary:Thenwhathappenedtoit?!

Sheldon：Helpmefindmybowtie!I'llcheckinthebathroom!

George:Itookit.

Mary:Whywouldyoudothat?

George:Mary,'tthatweirdenough?

Mary:Giveittome.

George:'e'sgonnabeinclasswithhim.

Sheldon：Notinthebathroom!

Mary:Giveit.

（上学路上）

Sheldon：Wouldyouliketoplayadrivinggame?

Mary:slo.

Sheldon：'swhyit'sfun.(laughs)Howaboutlicenplateswithprimenumbers-

followedbyacons...?

Mary:Whydon'twejusttalk?

Sheldon：Verywell.

Mary:Youunderstandthatsomepeoplearegonnabeintimidatedbyyoubecauofhowsmartyou

are?

Sheldon:Ormaybethey'llrecognizemyintellectandmakemetheirleader.

Mary:Lord,'tlethimgetstuffedinagymbag.

（到学校后）

Sheldon:Oh,dear.

Mary:Yeah.

Sheldon：Thatboyhasanexpodtattoo.

Mary:Hedoes.

Sheldon:Iwonderifheknowsthat'sinviolationofthedresscode.

Mary:Speakingofwhich,howaboutwelothebowtie?

Sheldon：Why?

Mary:Lookaround,theotherkidsarewearingone.

Sheldon:Well,perhapsI'llstartafad.

Mary:No,youwon'ht,eitoff,andthisweekend,

I'lltakeyoutoRadioShack.

Mary:Youdoingokay?

Sheldon:st'hat.

Mary:Andremember,ifanybodybothersyou,whatdoyousay?

Sheldon:Mydad'safootballcoach.

Mary:And?

Sheldon:Mybrother'safootballplayer.

Mary:Good.

Sheldon:Hey,Mom,rl'spregnant.

Congratulations.

Well,thatwasrevolting.

antmetogoinwithyou?

ghIcould'veudyouintherestroom.

Okay,well...'llpickyouupafterschool,samedoorwecamein.

Areyoucryingorhavinganallergyattack?

Allergies.

It'sprobablytheammonia.

Probably.

learningbegin.

（课堂上）

Allright,everybody,tiontobeingyourhomeroomteacher,I'llbe

eingsomeofyouinmyEnglishclass,giveyoua

littlehistory,I'vebeenhereatMedfordfor29years...Itaughtsomeofyourolderbrothersand

sisters,andsadly,hIhaven'oday.I'msureyou'rewell

awarewehaveastudentwithus,who,despitehisyoungage,pecty'all

,Sheldon?

好的，大家，我是马克艾罗伊女士。除了当你们的班主任外，我也会是部分同学的英语课老师，

也会跟你们中的一些人在排球场上见。跟大家简单介绍一下，我在Medford已经有29年的教

龄了，我教过你们一些人的哥哥姐姐，很不幸地，还有一些同学的父母。我也算见过各种大小

场面了，但今天又长了见识。我相信大家很清楚我们班上有一个同学，尽管他年纪很小，但是

天赋异禀。我希望大家能够相处融洽。谢尔顿，请说。

Perthestudentdressandgroomingcode，thisboy’shairistoolong,thisboyiswearingsportsattire

outsideofadesignatedarea,andthisgirl’sblouisdiaphanous,whichmeansIcaneher

brassiere.

akethatintoaccount.

'alltofillouttheforms.

What?

Alsoinviolationofthegroomingcodeonpage48,articlefive,subctionB,youhaveabitofa

mustache.

（老师们在校长室抱怨谢尔顿）

ydoesnotbelonginourschool.

ComeonVicky,it'sjustthefirstday.

Whydon'twealljusttakeadeepbreathhere?

nutesintomymathclass,hequestionedmycredentials.

HowamIsuppodtocontrolaclassroomwhenakidaccusmeofbeinginbreachofthehygiene

code?

Well,Hubert,itwouldn'tkillyoutoshoweralittlemoreoften.

George,youwanttoweighinhere?

Well

OralRobertsUniversityisawonderfulschool.

HesaidIwasintimidatedbyhisintelligence,andthen,heofferedtobemy"leader.

（谢尔顿经过音乐室，遇到一位老师）

Doyouknowthissonata?

No.

Howlonghaveyouplayedthepiano?

Idon'tplaypiano.

George,yougotanythoughtshere?

,tellhim.

It''thaveachoice.

Well,youluckwithSheldonelwhere

No,no,'''an't

'sdoingcalculusandEuclideansomethingorother.

hereIlearnedthat.

Yeah,yeah,reaboutisthatmysongetstheeducationhederves,soyouallare

gonnahavetofigurethisout.

Coach,canyouhelpmeouthere,plea?'CauI'mdyin'.

I'drathernot.

Gminor.

F.

F。

Eflat.

Cminor.

Youhaveperfectpitch.

Okay.

Sweetheart,youshouldreallypursuemusic.

No,eafacultyrestroomIcouldu?

（操场上）

Cooper,Stinson,you'reup.

Hey,look,it'sthedumbbrother.

Okay.

That'nough.

Hey,that'nough!-Hey,hey!-GEORGESR.

That'nough!Georgie.

Georgie!Georgie!Stop!Stop!Whatthehelliswrongwithyou?

Youokay?

No,I'mnotokay.

Dad:Whereyouthinkyou’regoing?

Georgie（Brother）:Iquit,Idon’twanttoplayanymore!

Dad:Sincewhen?

Georgie（Brother）:Sincerightnow!

Dad:Allright,what’sgoingon?

Georgie（Brother）:Whatdoyouthinkisgoingon?

Dad:YoumeanSheldon?Youcan’tletthatbotheryou.

Georgie（Brother）:Itdoesn’tbotheryou?Yougotcalledtotheprincipal’soffice.

Dad:Yeah,thatwasn’tsogreat.

Georgie（Brother）:Ican’tbeinthesameschoolashim!

Dad:Well,Idon’tewhatchoiceyouhave.

Georgie（Brother）:ncehecouldtalk,Iquithavinganychoices.

Dad:Iknowit’shard.I’mtellingyou,asyourcoach,quityourwhining，getyouruniformonandget

yourassbackoutthere.

Georgie（Brother）:Butwhataboutasmydad?

Dad:toyourcoach.

（回家后，谢尔顿在看质子教授）

Canaclockbepoweredbyanordinarypotato?Ihopeso,boysandgirls,orthisisgoingtobea

pliesyou'llneed...

Whycan'twewatchDuckTales?

'Cauwedon'tlearnanythingwatchingDuckTales.

It'sTV,wearen'tsuppodtolearn.

这是电视，就不是用来学习的。

Twoalligatorgripsand,let'se...Ofcour,aclock.

Missy,otalktoyourbrother.

Whydon'tyougosomewhereelandIcanwatchDuck...

Go!

Ihateeverybody.

It'stimeforscience.

Hey,hewasabouttopoweraclockwithapotato.

Notpossible.-Now,listen...

-AmIintrouble?

'renotgonnamakeitinthisschoolifyoukeeprattingpeopleout.

eboywithaT-shirtthat

said:"Biteme.”

-that'n,everwonderwhywemoved

fromGalvestontoMedford?

owonderaboutthebiggerquestions.

Okay,well,here'dhadarealgoodcoachingjobandIsawsomegrown-upsbreaking

rules.

What'dtheydo?

I-It'skindofcomplicated,but...footballcoachesaren'tallowedtorecruitkidsfromotherhigh

schoolstoplayontheirteams.

Andyoutoldonthem?

wwhathappened?

Justicedescendedupontherulebreakers?

Igotfired,tabadreputation.

'swhyyoudrinksomuchbeer.

?Gotoschooltomorrow,andmindyourownbusiness.

Allright?sadthatyougotfired?

littlesad.

（晚餐）

Allright,let'ou,God,forthisfoodweareabouttoreceive.

ThatwasthefirsttimeIheldmyfather'shand.

.

Amen.

Hey,GeorgeJr.,waityourturn.

Iwouldn'ttouchmybrother'shanduntil17yearslater,thankstotheinventionofPurell.

（妈妈带谢尔顿去电器行）

YouknowwhatIfindcomforting?

What'sthat,baby?

Inaworldfilledwithuncertainty,thisplacewillbehereforever.

Hey,Sheldon,howyoudoing?