英语中一词多义闹出的笑话

小学一年级英语小笑话（精选5篇）

笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。下面整理了小学一年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学一年级英语小笑话 篇1

saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣诞节晚宴上的餐前祷告

lee, a ven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.

有个小男孩叫lee, 今年七岁，圣诞节晚餐开桌前，家人让他做餐前祷告。家人都带着期待的申请低头看着他，lee开始做他得祷告，首先，他谢谢上帝赐予他爸爸妈妈，哥哥姐姐诶，奶奶还有他们家的所有叔叔婶婶。然后，他开始感谢上帝赐予他得圣诞节晚餐了。

he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paud, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brusls sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"

他感谢上帝赐予他火鸡，馅儿饼，圣诞布丁和红莓酱。然后lee停下来了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。lee沉默了很长时间，然后抬起头看着他妈妈说：“妈妈，如果我感谢上帝赐予我甘蓝菜，他会知道我在撒谎吗?”

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小学一年级英语小笑话 篇2

'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”

'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”

'No.' replied the boy.

小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.

小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”

'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”

'No,' she uttered.

小女孩说：“不知道。”

'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

小男孩大大的`松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”

小学一年级英语小笑话 篇3

A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.

有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时，在一家肤血站献了血.献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时，他见到另一个人前来献血.那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区?”

The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux rervation up the road?"

“没错儿。”那人回答.

"Yes，"the man replied.

“你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗?”

"Are you a full-blooded Sioux?"

“噢，不能完全这么说?. "那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血.”

"Well，actually，no，"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "

小学一年级英语小笑话 篇4

不必再看眼科医生了

It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.

我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我，我越是耽搁不去。最后，她替我挂了个号。

The day before I was to e the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.

在我去见医生的前一天，我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱，还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.

"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."

她说:“这回眼睛没问题了，那我现在就去把号退了。”

小学一年级英语小笑话 篇5

After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，tead us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。

What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to e but trees."

我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。”