英语小故事3分钟幽默

英语小故事3分钟左右

【篇一：英语小故事3分钟左右】

翅膀

一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外

所有的东西都卖完了.当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进

餐.我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道：“女士,我到这

儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!”

wings

thefried-chickenrestaurantwhereiwasworkinghadabig

rushjustbeforeclosingoneday,leavinguswithnothingto

abouttolockthedoors,aaquietly

askedifwingswouldbeallright,heleanedoverthecounter

andreplied,lady,icameinheretoeat,notfly.

真的是太多了：

这是保存在我的电脑里的哦

abrotherlikethat

afriendofminenamedpaulreceivedanautomobilefromhis

stmavewhenpaul

cameoutofhisoffice,astreeturchinwaswalkingaroundthe

shinynewcar,admiringit.

isthisyourcar,mister?hesaid.

nyourbrothergaveittoyouandit

didn’tcostyounothing?boy,iwish...hehesitated.

ttheladsaid

jarredpaulallthewaydowntohisheels.

iwish,theboywenton,thaticouldbeabrother

likethat.

paullookedattheboyinastonishment,thenimpulsivelyhe

added,wouldyouliketotakearideinmycar?

ohyes,idlovethat.

afterashortride,theboyturnedwithhiyesaglow,said,

mister,wouldyouminddrivinginfrontofmyhou?

ghtheknewwhattheladwanted.

hewantedtoshowhisneighborsthathecouldridehomeina

ustopwhere

thotwostepsare?theboyasked.

alittlewhilepaulheardhim

comingback,arryinghis

imdownonthebottomstep,

thensortofsqueezedupagainsthimandpointedtothecar.

theresheis,buddy,ther

gaveittohimforchristmasanditdidn’

somedayimgonnagiveyouonejustlikeit...thenyoucan

eforyourlfalltheprettythingsinthechristmaswindows

thativebeentryingtotellyouabout.

shining-eyedolderbrotherclimbedinbesidehimandthethree

ristmave,

paullearnedwhatjesusmeantwhenhesaid:itismore

blesdtogive...

内容：

哥哥的心愿

圣诞节时,保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车.圣诞节当天,保罗离开办公室时,

一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车,十分赞叹地问：

先生,这是你的车?

保罗点点头：这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物.男孩满脸惊讶,支支吾

吾地说：你是说这是你哥送的礼物,没花你一分钱?天哪,我真希望也

能……

保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么.他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥.但

是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的

意料.

我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥.男孩继续说.

保罗惊愕地看着那男孩,冲口而出地说：你要不要坐我的车去兜风?

哦,当然好了,我太想坐了!

车开了一小段路后,那孩子转过头来,眼睛闪闪发亮,对我说：先生,你

能不能把车子开到我家门前?

保罗微笑,他知道孩子想干什么.那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀,让大家知

道他坐了一部大轿车回家.但是这次保罗又猜错了.你能不能把车子停

在那两个台阶前?男孩要求道.

男孩跑上了阶梯,过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了,但动作似乎有些缓慢.

原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了,将他安置在第一个台阶上,紧紧地抱着

他,指着那辆新车.

只听那男孩告诉弟弟：你看,这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车.

这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦!将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车,到那

时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时,挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了,就象我

告诉过你的那样.

保罗走下车子,把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座.兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也

爬上车子,坐在弟弟的身旁.就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日

兜风.

那个圣诞夜,保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的施比受更有福的道理.

amancamehomeformworklate,tiredandfoundhis5years

,mayiaskyoua

question?yeah,sure,whatisit?,how

muchdoyoumakeanhour?ifyoumustknow,imake$20an

,thelittleboyreplied,withhisheaddown,lookingup,

hesaid,daddy,mayipleaborrow$10thefatherwasfurious,

iftheonlyreasonyouaskedthatissoyoucanborrowsome

moneytobuyasillytoy,tleboy

boutanhour

orso,

therewassomethinghereallyneededtobuywiththat$10and

wenttothe

doorofthelittleboysroomandopenedthedoor.”areyou

asleep,son?y,n

thinking,eman,

heresthe$tleboysatstraightup,

,thankyoudaddy!,reachingunder

eingthattheboyalreadyhadmoney,startedtogetangry

tleboyslowlycountedouthismoney,thenlooked

ouwantmoremoney?isyoualready

havesome?eididnthaveenough,

butnowido.”thelittleboyrepiied,daddy,ihave$

ibuyanhourofyourtime?pleacomehomeearlytomorrow.

iwouldliketohavedinnerwithyou.

littleredridinghood

onceuponatimetherewasadearlittlegirlwhowaslovedby

everyonewholookedather,butmostofallbyher

grandmother,andtherewasnothingthatshewouldnothave

egaveheralittleridinghoodofred

velvet,whichsuitedhersowellthatshewouldneverwear

anythingel;soshewasalwayscalledlittleredridinghood.

onedayhermothersaidtoher:come,littleredridinghood,

hereisapieceofcakeandabottleofwine;takethemtoyour

grandmother,sheisillandweak,

outbeforeitgetshot,andwhenyouaregoing,walknicelyand

quietlyanddonotrunoffthepath,oryoumayfallandbreak

thebottle,andthenyourgrandmotherwillgetnothing;and

whenyougointoherroom,dontforgettosay,goodmorning,

anddontpeepintoeverycornerbeforeyoudoit.

iwilltakegreatcare,saidlittleredridinghoodtohermother,

andgaveherhandonit.

thegrandmotherlivedoutinthewood,halfaleaguefromthe

village,andjustaslittleredridinghoodenteredthewood,a

inghooddidnotknowwhatawicked

creaturehewas,andwasnotatallafraidofhim.

goodday,littleredridinghood,saidhe.

thankyoukindly,wolf.

whitherawaysoearly,littleredridinghood?

tomygrandmothers.

whathaveyougotinyourapron?

cakeandwine;yesterdaywasbaking-day,sopoorsick

grandmotheristohavesomethinggood,tomakeherstronger.

wheredoesyourgrandmotherlive,littleredridinghood?

agoodquarterofaleaguefartheroninthewood;herhou

standsunderthethreelargeoak-trees,thenut-treesarejust

below;yousurelymustknowit,repliedlittleredridinghood.

thewolfthoughttohimlf:whatatenderyoungcreature!

whataniceplumpmouthful-shewillbebettertoeatthanthe

ctcraftily,soastocatchboth.

sohewalkedforashorttimebythesideoflittleredriding

hood,andthenhesaid:e,littleredridinghood,howpretty

theflowersareabouthere-whydoyounotlookround?i

believe,too,thatyoudonothearhowsweetlythelittlebirds

aresinging;youwalkgravelyalongasifyouweregoingto

school,whileeverythingelouthereinthewoodismerry.

littleredridinghoodraidhereyes,andwhenshesawthe

sunbeamsdancinghereandtherethroughthetrees,and

prettyflowersgrowingeverywhere,shethought:suppoi

takegrandmotherafreshnogay;thatwouldpleahertoo.

itissoearlyinthedaythatishallstillgetthereingoodtime.

whenevershehadpickedone,shefanciedthatshesawastill

prettieronefartheron,andranafterit,andsogotdeeperand

deeperintothewood.

meanwhilethewolfranstraighttothegrandmothershou

andknockedatthedoor.

whoisthere?

littleredridinghood,ringingcakeand

wine;openthedoor.

liftthelatch,calledoutthegrandmother,iamtooweak,and

cannotgetup.

thewolfliftedthelatch,thedoorsprangopen,andwithout

sayingawordhewentstraighttothegrandmothersbed,and

putonherclothes,dresdhimlfin

hercap,laidhimlfinbedanddrewthecurtains.

littleredridinghood,however,hadbeenrunningaboutpicking

flowers,andwhenshehadgatheredsomanythatshecould

carrynomore,sherememberedhergrandmother,andtout

onthewaytoher.

shewassurpridtofindthecottage-doorstandingopen,and

whenshewentintotheroom,shehadsuchastrangefeeling

thatshesaidtoherlf:ohdear!howuneasyifeeltoday,and

calledout:goodmorning,butreceivednoanswer;soshewent

ayher

grandmotherwithhercappulledfaroverherface,andlooking

verystrange.

oh!grandmother,shesaid,whatbigearsyouhave!

allthebettertohearyouwith,mychild,wasthereply.

but,grandmother,whatbigeyesyouhave!shesaid.

allthebettertoeyouwith,mydear.

but,grandmother,whatlargehandsyouhave!

allthebettertohugyouwith.

oh!but,grandmother,whataterriblebigmouthyouhave!

allthebettertoeatyouwith!

andscarcelyhadthewolfsaidthis,thanwithoneboundhe

wasoutofbedandswallowedupredridinghood.

whenthewolfhadappeadhisappetite,helaydownagainin

thebed,fellasleepandbegantosnoreveryloud.

thehuntsmanwasjustpassingthehou,andthoughtto

himlf:howtheoldwomanissnoring!imustjusteifshe

ntintotheroom,andwhenhecame

tothebed,hesawthatthewolfwaslyinginit.

doifindyouhere,youoldsinner!ongsought

you!butjustashewasgoingtofireathim,itoccurredtohim

thatthewolfmighthavedevouredthegrandmother,andthat

shemightstillbesaved,sohedidnotfire,buttookapairof

scissors,andbegantocutopenthestomachofthesleeping

wolf.

whenhehadmadetwosnips,hesawthelittleredridinghood

shining,andthenhemadetwosnipsmore,andthelittlegirl

sprangout,crying:ah,howfrightenedihavebeen!howdarkit

wasinsidethewolf.

afterthattheagedgrandmothercameoutalivealso,but

inghood,however,quickly

fetchedgreatstoneswithwhichtheyfilledthewolfsbelly,and

whenheawoke,hewantedtorunaway,butthestoneswereso

heavythathecollapdatonce,andfelldead.

tsmandrewoffthewolfs

skinandwenthomewithit;thegrandmotheratethecakeand

drankthewinewhichredridinghoodhadbrought,andrevived.

butredridinghoodthoughttoherlf:aslongasilive,iwill

neverleavethepathbymylftorunintothewood,whenmy

motherhasforbiddenmetodoso.

itisalsorelatedthatonce,whenredridinghoodwasagain

takingcakestotheoldgrandmother,anotherwolfspoketoher,

inghood,however,

wasonherguard,andwentstraightforwardonherway,and

toldhergrandmotherthatshehadmetthewolf,andthathe

hadsaidgoodmorningtoher,butwithsuchawickedlookin

hiyes,thatiftheyhadnotbeenonthepublicroadshewas

certainhewouldhaveeatenherup.

well,saidthegrandmother,wewillshutthedoor,sothathe

cannotcomein.

soonafterwardsthewolfknocked,andcried:openthedoor,

grandmother,iamlittleredridinghood,andambringingyou

somecakes.

buttheydidnotspeak,oropenthedoor,sothegrey-beard

stoletwiceorthriceroundthehou,andatlastjumpedon

theroof,intendingtowaituntilredridinghoodwenthomein

theevening,andthentostealafterheranddevourherinthe

grandmothersawwhatwasinhisthoughts.

infrontofthehouwasagreatstonetrough,soshesaidto

thechild:takethepail,redridinghood;imadesomesausages

yesterday,socarrythewaterinwhichiboiledthemtothe

trough.

redridinghoodcarrieduntilthegreattroughwasquitefull.

thenthesmellofthesausagesreachedthewolf,andhesniffed

andpeepeddown,andatlaststretchedouthisnecksofarthat

hecouldnolongerkeephisfootingandbegantoslip,and

slippeddownfromtheroofstraightintothegreattrough,and

ridinghoodwentjoyouslyhome,andno

oneeverdidanythingtoharmheragain.

onefridaymorning,ateachercameupwithanovelwayto

dthemthatshewouldreadaquote

andthefirststudenttocorrectlyidentifywhosaiditwould

receivetherestofthedayoff.

shestartedwiththiswanglandsfinesthour.

littlesuzyinstantlyjumpedupandsaid,winstonchurchill.

congratulations!saidtheteacher,youmaygohome.

theteacherthensaid,asknotwhatyourcountrycandofor

you.

beforeshecouldfinishthisquote,anotheryoungladybelts

out,y.

verygood,saystheteacher,youmaygo.

irritatedthathehasmisdtwogoldenopportunities,little

johnnysaid,iwishthogirlswouldjustshutup.

uponoverhearingthiscomment,theoutragedteacher

demandedtoknowwhosaidit.

johnnyinstantlyrotohisfeetandsaid,you

monday.

英语报上也可以去找找,百度上搜索也会有很多

希望这能帮到你(*^__^*)嘻嘻……

【篇二：英语小故事3分钟左右】

2-3分钟英语小故事：theterriblekingalongtimeago,there

riblekingswishwasthatallthe

terriblekingmadethelivesofthepeopleintheneighborland

!takeeverything!

theterriblekingviciouslytookawayallthebelongingsofthe

scaredthepoorwomenandchildren.

terriblekingbotheredthepeopleoftheneighborlandwor

acebecamemoreandmore

magnificent.

putupastatueinthechurch!nowtheterriblekingwas

r,

jestymaybegreat,but

godivengreater.

ecauhe

e

!heisgreater?theniwilldefeatgod.

inaloudvoice,theterriblekingsaidthathewouldwinagainst

hyheorderedthatamagnificentshipbebuiltin

hewouldridetheshiptogo

riblekingrodetheshipuptoheaven.

fromthesky,r,theterribleking

hbeingshot,

oddroppeduntotheterrible

elsbloodwassoheavythatthekings

shipsank.

theterriblekingbecameangry,morestronger

riblekingwantedabettership,soheorderedall

efeatgodforsure!

theterriblekingwentuptoheaven,t

riblekingjustlaughedat

ringmethebestcarpet.

ghtthatifhe

wrappedthecarpetaroundhisbodythemossquitoeswould

mosquitowentinsideofthe

eofthatonemosquito,theterriblekingwas

riblekingthatcouldnteven

catchonemosquitowasalaughingstockforhistroops.

单词注释：

horribleadj.可怕的;极讨厌的

例句：itwasahorribledirtyroom.

那是个差劲的肮脏房间。

magnificentadj.高尚的;壮丽的;华丽的;宏伟的

例句：areswithothergreatbuildings

hereineurope.

真是宏伟壮丽，可以媲美欧洲其它伟大的建筑。

defeatvt.击败，战胜;使失败;挫败

例句：thenewsoftheenemysdefeatquicklycirculatedround

thetown.

敌人被打败的消息很快地在整个城镇传播开来。

mosquiton.蚊子

laughingstockn.笑柄;嘲笑的对象

2-3分钟英语小故事：wolfdoesnotkeeppromishereisabad

lya

,to

eadoctor,tor,ays,sorry,

eisinside.

whatcanido?,dear

ayforyour

help.

aveatry,lsoutthebone

uld

payme,shesays.

ber,ewords,the

wolfbitesoffthecranesneckandeatsherup.

不守承诺的狼

森林里有一只很坏的狼。一天，他正在吃一只羊羔.突然一根骨头卡

在他的喉咙里了。

哎呀，一根骨头卡在我的喉咙里了。

他赶忙去看医生，请帮帮我吧。

医生熊猫先生说：很抱歉，我帮不了你。骨头卡在里面。

我该怎么办啊?狼伤心。后来他遇到一只鹤。

亲爱的鹤小姐，请救救我吧，一根头卡在我的喉咙里了。我会给你

报酬的。

好吧。我试试看。

鹤小姐说。她用她的长嘴把骨头拉了出来。

现在我要走了。记住你的话，你该给我报酬的。

好的，给你报酬。

狼突然说，突然咬住鹤的长脖子，把她吃了。

2-3分钟英语小故事3alittlemouandabiglionliveinthe

ysstaysaway

,is

walkinginthegrass,biglioncatcheshim.

一只小老鼠和一只大狮子住在一座森林里。小老鼠害怕大狮子。他

总是离大狮子远远的。一天，小老鼠遇到了麻烦。当他在草丛里面

散步的时候，大狮子逮住了他。letmego!y

iwillhelpyou!

放了我吧!老鼠乞求道。

有一天我会帮助你的!youhelpme?,ha,ha!butlion

moufree.

你帮我?狮子说。

哈哈哈!但是狮子张开了他的爪子。他把老鼠放走了。manydays

,biglionhasbig,ughtina

!

许多天过去了。一天，大狮子遇到了非常大非常大的困难。他被一

张很大的网给困住了。他不能动弹。只能咆哮!

hearsthatroarandrunstohelp.

老鼠经常熬夜。他听到了咆哮声，并跑去帮忙。helpme!begs

lion.

帮帮我!狮子恳求道。offthe

ropeswithhisteethandtslionfree!littlemousavesbig

lion!

老鼠开始咀嚼。他用牙齿把绳子咬断，把狮子放了!小老鼠救了大狮

子!eheknowven

thelittlestmoucanhelpthebiggestlion.

现在狮子不在嘲笑老鼠了。因为他知道即使是最小的老鼠也能帮助

最大的狮子。

英语小故事：工之侨造琴gongzhiqiaoobtainedapieceoffine

chinetungwoodandmadeaqin(stringedmusical

instrument)stalledwithstringsandplucked,it

gaveoutawonderfulsound,harmoniousandpleasingtothe

ear.

gongzhiqiaothoughtthiswasthefinestinstrumentinthe

world,soheprentedittothetaichangsiqing(ahighofficial

inchargeofritesandprotocoloftheancestraltemple)who

haditexaminedbyanimperialmusician,butthemusician

saidnotancient!and

returnedtheinstrument.

工之侨得到一块优质的桐木料，用它制作了一把琴，安上琴弦，一

弹，发出金玉一般的声音，和谐悦耳。

工之侨自以为这是世界上最好的一把琴了。于是，他就拿去献给太

常寺卿。太常让皇家的乐工检验，乐工却不屑一顾，说:不古。

把琴还给了他。

gongzhiqiaohadtotakeithomeandaskedalacquererto

paintmanycracklesontheinstrumentinimitationofan

ancientqin,andaskedasculptortocarveonitsome

putitinaboxand

burieditunderground.

afteroneyear,gongzhiqiaotookouttheinstrumentfrom

underground,enedthat

htitwith100

imperialmusiciansviedwitheachothertolookatitand

praidinunison:

工之侨只好把琴拿回家，让漆工仿古，在琴上漆出许多裂纹，又让

雕匠在琴上刻了古人的题字，然后装进匣子，埋在地下。

一年之后，工之侨把琴从地下取出来，赶到集市上去卖。有位显贵

之人正好路过，出百金买下了这把琴，并把它献给了朝廷。乐工们

捧着这把琴，争相传看，竟然齐声称赞:

ah!itisindeedararestringedmusicalinstrumentintheworld!

啊，真是世上少有的珍琴i

英语小故事：头号庸医有位医生，自称擅长治疗。一天，有位武将

在战场上中了敌人的飞箭，箭头穿进了皮肉。他命人请来了这位外

科医生。

therewasadoctorwhoclaimedtobegoodattreatingsurgical

,ageneralwasstruckbyanarrowfromthe

owhadpenetratedintohis

flesh,sohecalledforthesurgeon.

武将把情况对这位外科医生一讲，他连声说:好治!好治!只见他拿

起一把锋利的剪刀，咔嚓一声，把露在皮肤外面的箭杆剪掉了。他

就把箭杆交给武将，说:

好了，请你付酬金吧!武将被他弄得哭笑不得，对外科医生说:箭头

还留在皮肉里面，必须赶快取出来呀!

ordsleftthegeneral

tothesurgeon:

tgetitoutquickly.

这位外科医生说:箭头在皮肉里面，这是的事了，与我外科无关。

thesurgeonsaid:thearrowheadinthefleshisamatterof

internalmedicineandhasnothingtodowithmysurgery.

英语小故事ayoungrichmantoconsultasuccess,buttherich

mantookthreedifferentsizesinfrontofawatermelononthe

youth,ifeachpieceofwatermelononbehalfoftheinterestsof

acertainextent,youchoothatpiece?

ofcouristhebiggestpieceof!youngdidnothesitateto

answer.

richmansmiled:well,pleanow!richpeopletothebiggest

pieceofwatermelontotheyouth,whiletheyeatthesmallest

piece.

soon,richonthefinish,andthenpickupthelastpieceof

watermelontableproudlyshookthefaceoftheyoung,withbig

stuttering.

youngpeopleimmediatelyunderstandthemeaningoftherich:

therichmandoesnoteatthemelonmelonyoungpeople,and

eatmorethanyoungpeople.

ifeachpieceofwatermelononbehalfoftheinterestsofa

certaindegree,thentheinterestsofrichnaturalposssionof

morethanyouth.

2-3分钟英语小故事_英语小故事相关文章：

【篇三：英语小故事3分钟左右】

少儿英语小故事--猴子捞月(中英文对照)

oneday,alittlemonkeyisplayingbythewell.

一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。

helooksinthewellandshouts:

它往井里一瞧，高喊道：

“oh!mygod!themoonhasfallenintothewell!”

“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！”

anoldermonkeysrunsover,takesalook,andsays,

一只大猴子跑来一看，说，

“goodnessme!themoonisreallyinthewater!”

“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！”

andolderlymonkeycomesover.

老猴子也跑过来。

heisverysurpridaswellandcriesout:

他也非常惊奇，喊道：

“themoonisinthewell.”

“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！”

agroupofmonkeysrunovertothewell.

一群猴子跑到井边来，

theylookatthemooninthewellandshout:

他们看到井里的月亮，喊道：

“themoondidfallintothewell!comeon!let’getitout!”

“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！”

then,theoldestmonkeyhangsonthetreeupsidedown,with

hisfeetonthebranch.

然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上，

andhepullsthenextmonkey’sfeetwithhishands.

拉住大猴子的脚，

alltheothermonkeysfollowhissuit,

其他的猴子一个个跟着，

andtheyjoineachotheronebyonedowntothemooninthe

well.

它们一只连着一只直到井里。

justbeforetheyreachthemoon,theoldestmonkeyraishis

headandhappenstoethemooninthesky,

正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢

heyellxcitedly“don’tbesofoolish!themoonisstillinthe

sky!”