愚人节英文

愚人节英文短信

lkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewsp

apersoI'd:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyouda

eboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thef

atherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'mstillpaying!!ightfathersawthathis

marriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?Thesonreplied:Da

dIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymom

keepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-

laws,andIhatethislife!!!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,a

ndIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!!!Fathersaid:Wait!!!!!!!!Iamcomingwithyou4.

AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-

banddriveshertotheairportandwishes

eanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulike

metobringforyou?Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!!!Thewomank

kslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohon

ey,howwasthetrip?Thewife:Verygood,band:And,whathap

penedtomyprent?Thewife:Whichprent?Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:th

eEnglishgirl?Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafew

monthstoeifit’sagirl!!!ndapictureofan

edoesn'tlikeitan

dmoveson,easks,"Whatareyouwaitingf

or?"Thehusbandreplies,"autumn."sittingreadinghisnewspaperwh

enthewifesneaksupbehindhimandwhackshimontheheadwithafryingpan."

Whatthehellwasthatfor?"heasks."Thatwasforthepieceofpaperinyourtrou

rpocketswiththenameMaryEllenwrittenonit,"'tbesilly,"hesay

s."TwoweeksagowhenIwenttotheraces,MaryEllenwasthenameofoneoftheh

orsIbeton."Sheemssatisfiedatthis,ayslaterhe's

againsittinginhischairreadingwhenshenailshimwithanevenbiggerfryingpan,

comesaround,heasksagain,"Whatthehellwast

hatfor?""Yourfuckinghorjustphoned."