愚人节的笑话

愚人节笑话(全英文）

愚人节是西方的节日，你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗?现在，就让我

们感受一下外国的幽默，最好也把英语放在身边。

1.-whatthedayisittoday?

-todayisaprilfools'day.

-oh!on't

believemepleapickupthecalendar.

-oh!itisreallyaprilfools'day.

-haha!youwerecheated!

lkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):

iwishiwereanewspapersoi'llbeinyourhandsallday.

husband:iwishthattoo,soicouldchangeyoudaily

eboyaskedhisfather:daddy,howmuchdoesitcost

togetmarried?

thefatherreplied:idon'tknowson.i'mstillpaying!!

ightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...

heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?

thesonreplied:dadiamfedupwithmylife!mynewly

marriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfighting

witheachother!ihavetopaybillsformymotherin-laws,andi

hatethislifeiwanttogofarfromhere,iwanttotasteevery

joyoflife,andiwanttohaveeveryfunoflife

fathersaid:waitiamcomingwithyou

goestoenglandtoattenda2-weekcompany

banddriveshertotheairportandwishes

hertohaveagoodtrip.

thewifeanswered:thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikeme

tobringforyou?

thehusbandlaughedandsaid:anenglishgirl

kslaterhepickedher

upintheairportandasked:sohoney,howwasthetrip?

thewife:verygood,thankyou.

thehusband:and,whathappenedtomyprent?

thewife:whichprent?

thehusband:whatiaskedfor:theenglishgirl?

thewife:oh,that!well,ididwhaticould;nowwehaveto

waitafewmonthstoeifit’sagirl

ndapictureofa

e

doesn'tlikeitandmoveson,

wifeasks,"whatareyouwaitingfor?"thehusbandreplies,

"autumn."