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Max, come in读鲁滨孙漂流记有感400字, sit down.

麦克斯 进来坐下

There's something we have to talk about60年来最冷的冬天2020.

有件事我们要好好谈谈

This can't be about my drinking.

应该跟我的饮酒问题无关

I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic幼儿园新学期家长会.

我穷的买不起酒当酒鬼

Can you sit in that chair, plea?

你能坐到那张椅子上吗

I never sit in that chair.

我从来不坐那张椅子

Well中元节的习俗, today we're doing things differently春卷舒婷.任意球教学.汉代皇后.

今天我们要与往常不同

- breaking our patterns. - Hold up.

-要打破常规 -等等

饱受争议 常被媒体与前信徒描述为邪教

你加入山达基教了吗 山达基教又名科学神教

Did you join Scientology?

And I went to Starbucks and got you a coffee

我还去星巴克给你买了杯咖啡

and a vanilla bear claw.

和一个香草味的熊爪面包

A Bear Claw? Awesome! I'll sit anywhere you want吴庆恒的资料.

熊爪面包 太棒了 你要我坐哪都行

My life is not where I want it to be.

现在的人生不是我想要的

That $1.47 tip was a wake-up call reminding me

那一块四毛七宛如警世钟 点醒我

that life will always undervalue you

人生会低估你的价值

if you let it.

如果你听之任之

Yes, I've been knocked down英华职业学院,

没错 我是被生活打击了

but now it's time to fight back and grab life by the balls篆书福字.

但现在是时候还击了 我要掌握人生

I don't know if life likes having its balls grabbed.

我不知道生活是否喜欢被你"掌握蛋蛋"[直译]

Some guys do, but tho are usually the ones

有些男的喜欢 不过通常都是

who want you to spoon them.

也喜欢叫你抱抱他们的娘炮

I'd like to explain my vision for our future by walking you through

我想靠着这个来告诉你 我们未来的展望

My vision board.

梦想拼图板

- Oh密云自驾游, no. - It's a simple tool.

-不是吧 -这个工具很简单

You're a simple tool.

你的头脑也很简单

You start with a thin, white board..湖南二本院校.

首先找一块白色的平板

你又白又平 我快无聊死了 board一字多义 有"板子"跟"无聊"的意思

Your thin北京高考录取查询, white国际象棋入门教程, and I'm bored七夕浪漫图.

Keep going白头发怎么治疗. I can do this all day.

继续啊 这种话我能扯一天呢

I have a bear claw in me梦见棺材里有死人.

我有熊爪撑腰

I've been making vision boards for years,

我从小就开始做梦想拼图板

and I always achieve my goals.

而且总能靠它实现自己的目标

And you think it's that crazy little board

你认为真的是靠这个愚蠢的小白板

and not your father's billions?

而不是你父亲的钞票吗

Max漂荡的意思, it works.

麦克斯 它真的管用

You put up pictures and inspirational words

把人生中想要实现的目标和图片贴上面

of things you want in your life.

再加一些鼓舞人

心的话

See? I have success, a cupcake business母亲节手抄报文字内容简短,

瞧 我写了"成功" "小蛋糕店"

and a picture of a beautiful new bed.

而且还贴了张新床的美照

Ah, the ones at the asylum look different than that,

你进疯人病院后的床可不是长这样

so don't get attached.

别太指望有这床

Sleeping on that couch is holding me back可待因.

睡在那个破沙发 让我的人生毫无冲劲

I never get a restful night's sleep,

我从来没睡过一天安稳觉

and I need a good nine hours赞颂老师的歌曲.

我真需要好好睡上九小时

What you need is a good nine inches.

你需要的是好好睡"上"九英寸吧

That should be on your vision board酸辣土豆丝是什么地方的菜.

这应该贴在你的梦想拼图板上

It is.我的梦想英语作文.. on the back.

我贴了 在后面呢

Nice态度.

很好

Now二年级找春天仿写句子, unless you're willing to switch the bedroom

所以除非你愿意每隔一周

every other week.米莱经典语录.防灾减灾小知识.

跟我换床睡

不要 好像摩门教轮流睡 摩门教早期曾主张过一夫多妻制

No离开以后歌词, that sounds Mormon.

Then I want to install a murphy bed in here.

那我只好在这装一张折叠床了

The bed folds up against the wall during the day怎样打开pdf文件,

白天这床可以折起来靠在墙上

so you'd still maintain your signature Williamsburg

好让你保持你威廉斯堡风格的

"I don't care about anything chic or nice" decor.

"我不在乎任何时髦或美好事物"的装饰物

Who's going to build it? 'Cau it's not me预防肺结核手抄报.

那谁来装啊 我肯定不干

I'm already being taken advantage of

我当保姆已经

at my babysitting jobmy love歌词.

干很多不相干的活了

Peach has me lugging things back and forth

琵琪为了那对双胞胎的首次生日会

to help with the twins' first birthday party.

让我帮她搬东西

I've been sorting through clown resumes for a week.

我都帮她徵选适合的小丑一周了

Peach is throwing a birthday party?

琵琪要举办生日会吗

Did you ask her if we can cater the desrts?

你有没有问甜点能否由我们来提供

She hires fancy people with real companies五谷杂粮养生茶.

她请的是花俏有真实店面的人

We're not a real business黄疸治疗.

我们都还没开业

See? This is what I'm talking about.

瞧 这就是我所说的

You mock the vision board, but look支离破碎的意思...

你嘲笑梦想拼图板 但是瞧

here it is, our cupcake shop.

就在这儿呢 我们的蛋糕店

I don't think we can both fit in there.

太小了挤不进啊

Max去美国旅游, you have to start imagining what our life can be凝望的近义词.

麦克斯 你得去畅想我们的未来

You derve a cupcake shop, and I derve a new bed黄秋葵怎么吃.

你应该拥有小蛋糕店 我应该拥有新床

All you have to do is dream it惊涛骇浪电影.

有梦最美 希望相随嘛

No黄金概念, all you have to do is do it佛山市顺德区社保局.

不 是心动不如马上行动

And for you to build a Murphy bed接入交换机,

至于你要装一张折叠床

it'll take a miracle司法公正论文.

则需要奇迹

So unless you have Jesus or

除非你的小板上有写英文或

Jesus on that board大舌头手术...

西语的"耶稣"

Not going to happen中秋节搞笑祝福语.

否则别痴心妄

想了

Who is it?

谁呀

It's Jesus.文明礼貌..

耶稣

From Williamsburg hardware小学生必背古诗词.

我是威廉斯堡家具公司的

We got your do-it-yourlf Murphy bed.

送"自己动手丰衣足食"折叠床来

See how I made that happen?

瞧 梦就是这么圆的

Vision最佳前男友演员表.

心想事成呀

So which one of them has the nine inches?

那哪个人的老二是九英寸

Guess what I did today?

猜猜我今天啥

Jesus?

耶稣吗

What do you think?

你觉得呢

I think the bed still isn't built.

我觉得床还没装好

Noqq连接超时, but it's almost finished母亲节寄语唯美短.

没错 但是也快完工了

Look考研分数线2022.电视剧致青春..

瞧

Notice anything different about me?

发现我有什么不一样吗

I have answer如何打开php文件.

我知道答案

You had boob job可爱的蓝精灵歌词.

你隆胸了

Your "B"s have turned into "C"s京城81号恐怖吗,

你的罩杯由B升级到C了

and for that, I give you an "A烛之武退秦师译文."

对此 我要给你一个A

No, I had my uniform altered.

不 我把制服改了

Yes现代文阅读题及答案, life dealt me a bad uniform上海双钱轮胎,

没错 人生扔给我一套不合身的制服

but with a little vision节约用电手抄报,

但是发挥一下想象力

I can shape it the way it works best for me琴瑟和谐.

我可以把它改到最能展现我身段的样子

That should be a tip in your inspirational book,

你要是写励志书 可以写上这个

which I'm guessing is called

温馨小贴士

cutting pictures out of magazines

"从杂志上剪图片"

isn't just for rial killers anymore.

"再不是连环杀手的专利"

And this is exciting.女人经痛时.分庭抗礼造句. look波西杰克逊.

还有一件高兴的事 瞧

The other really important thing I did today.partnering..

今天我做的另一件重要的事

made us business cards.

就是给咱们印了名片

Now you can give one to Peach

现在你可以拿去给琵琪

and throw our hat into the party ring.

让她把咱们列入候选名单中

You're her babysitter2017年研究生国家线. You already have a connection21世纪人才.

你是她的保姆 还能走个后门

Yeah身不由己的意思, a connection to her babies' ass.

对啊 直通她宝宝的"后门"

See? That's your limited vision法国波尔多葡萄酒.

瞧 这就是你不敢做梦

Plus美文美句摘抄, Peach is interviewing this gay guy

再说了 琵琪正在面试一个基佬

玛莎·斯图尔特 美国第二富婆

who ud to work for Martha Stewart.

人家以前可是为玛莎·斯图尔特工作呢

I mean, gay画龙点睛文言文, Martha Stewart乐器.流动人口信息.冬笋炒肉. we can't top that八声甘州.

又基又认识玛莎·斯图尔特 怎么跟人比啊

Just give her the cards天舟一号飞船是这样直播的. We have to start somewhere.

就把卡片给她嘛 我们必须得开个头

See? "Max's homemade cupcakes."

瞧 "麦克斯自制蛋糕"

And look加勒比海盗5字幕..了望. "Max Black, owner/baker."

还有 "麦克斯·布莱克 店主兼糕点师"

"Owner/baker"?

"店主兼糕点师"

That's pretty cool.

挺酷啊

See? There it is.

瞧 这就是

It's real我喜欢的一件艺术品.

梦想照进现实

But the name sucks a big one.

但是这名字太恶心了

"Homemade"my favourite ason... it sounds like homeschooled,

"自制" 听起来像在家自学

like we're churning out cupcakes

我们像是在生产

that aren't comfortable around other people.

孤

僻不合群的蛋糕

Or it sounds delicious北京夏天.

也听起来很美味啊

And the cupcake on the card has a cherry on it.

而且名片上的小蛋糕还有颗樱桃

My cupcakes don't have a cherry油菜花的作文300字.测智商游戏.老年人吃什么补钙.

我的"阴桃"早在我十三岁的时候

haven't since I was 13.

就被人"破"掉了

If you could really get under his shoulder blades贸然的意思.新生婴儿腹泻怎么办.立夏的习俗.

好好按摩他的肩胛骨

that's where he carries all his stress草莓酱如何做.

有助于舒缓他所有的压力

Don't say your real thoughts江西省赣南师范学院.

把真话憋回去

Don't say your real thoughts10 27世界恋爱日.

把真话憋回去

Max九一八, we're using our spa voice today宜昌一中.

麦克斯 今天要用水疗馆的声音说话

U my spa voice? Okay小布什演讲.

我去水疗馆的声音 好吧

I can't afford this离爱 刘同.

"我付不起水疗啊"

I want you to make sure the twins

我要你确保他们俩

drink lots of water after国庆大阅兵2020,

在按摩之后喝大量的水

you know, to flush out the toxins宇文怀.

因为要排出体内的毒素

Toxins?

毒素

All they drink is breast milk演讲稿格式.

他们平时就喝人奶

I can't be sure what the woman I buy that from

我又不确定我雇的那个奶妈

puts in her body胡彦斌的红颜.

吃的都是无毒产品

We're all so ten about the birthday party国庆节作文600字左右.

我们超级紧张这场生日会

If everything isn't perfect说说短语,

如果一切不够完美

how will they live with the shame?

他们这辈子就要在羞耻中度过了

Um梦见亲人, Peach, um..教堂设计.

琵琪

Speaking of the高考2020答案... the party南京南广学院,

说到生日会

uh走读申请书, I-I started this, um金桂花树种植技术, thing畅快的意思,

我创这家边走边看户外.youyi.. 店

and it's probably dumb, but.西方魔女已仙去.业务学习心得体会.

可能有些不自量力 但是

I don't need it黑色痘印怎么消除. Like咏史诗, I'm fine奥运会节目时间表.

其实不必 我无所谓

I don't need it小学什么时候放暑假2021年. It's just more like管理者的培训.手相的看法.10qq.

真的大可不必 这更像广州中医药大学排名..半年工作总结开头.

like a.中国佛教四大名山.. like a霍金名言.折纸大全图解.. Favordnf镶嵌.

更像.教师岗位练兵总结.校园安全手抄报内容.帮个忙

Um, butcandy store, uh人际关系处理, the thing is危在旦夕形容什么, there's the cards,

事情是这样的 这是我的名片

so I was thinking may..板栗树. "maybly"...

我想或7月1日建党100周年活动安排.舞狮教程.力的分解."或能"

"maybly"? What's that? It's not a word, right?

"或能" 什么啊 连个词儿都不是 对吧

- I was not saying a word. - I'm sorry下元节是哪天.

-我连话都不会说了 -抱歉

I'm done with whatever this is that you're doing.

无论你现在在说什么 我都不想听了

I have to go meet the Martha Stewart queen

我约了玛莎·斯图尔特的御用

and hear his party pitch.

听听他的生日会提议

Just remember,

记住

at 3:00敦煌古筝价格, the twins have their spray tans枯萎的近义词.

双胞胎下午三点要做美黑

Well2013广东高考语文, that's exactly how I envisioned that母爱诗句.

跟我预想的一模一样

Let me e what you're drawing, Johnny小学六年级数学下册.

强尼 让我看看你在画什么

A rat with a civil war hat.

一只戴着内战帽子的老鼠

Is that your comment on how politicians view soldiers?

你这是在嘲讽政客是如何看待士兵的吗

No, it's an actual rat I saw wearing a hat.

不 我真的看见一只戴着帽子的老鼠

See调查表格式, when you tend bar till 4:00 A99mmm.M.附魔师快速升级,

在酒吧忙活到凌晨四点

you e a lot of weird stuff语文作文.

可以看到很多诡异的事情

And when you waitress till 2:00qq申诉失败,

当你在餐厅忙活到凌晨两点

you e a lor drawing a rat on a napkin.

你会看见一个窝囊废在餐巾上画老鼠

Now sign it向国旗敬礼签名寄语网, plea.

签个名吧

You realize my art won't be worth anything till I'm dead?

你知道我的作品在我死之前都会一文不值吧

Why do you think I keep inviting you here to eat week after week?

不然我老请你来吃饭是为了什么呢

Question...

提问

how does it feel to be the owner

作为餐巾画作的拥有者

of an original piece of napkin art worth roughly.全息照相实验..

该如何看待画作比餐巾本身

less than the worth of the napkin?

还不值钱这件事

Well, I got to get back to work雨停曲.

我得回去干活了

Okay科学片, bye小城故事多歌词.

好的 再见

Pick up乐观的议论文.小学奥数试题.提神的食物. table ten湖南高考分数线2013.

上菜 十号桌

I watch you over there实习心得.

你的所作所为我都看见了

Much xual tension with deadbeat bartender今天是你的生日歌词.

跟游手好闲的酒保偷来暗去

He's not just a bartender. He's a street artist.

他不光是个酒吧 他是街头艺术家

And all I did was bite a piece of celery凡夫俗子是什么意思.

而且我不过是咬了一口他的芹菜

When I think of all the times I asked you to bite my celery..那件事告诉了我.

我求你咬我那根"芹菜"多久了啊

And nothing.

你倒是咬呀

Okay魔道学者pk加点, my side work's done学前教育毕业论文, and my tables are all caught uparoud.

好了 我的工作干完了 客人也都结账了

So, tell me, did you give Peach the card?

快告诉我 你把名片给了琵琪吗

- No, I didn't自制祛痘面膜. - Why?

-没 我没给 -为什么

It was like my mouth wouldn't let me do it全年工作总结.

我的嘴巴不让我这么做

That's crazy.

这太扯了吧

What's so hard about going up to Peach

跟琵琪开口提这事是有多难

and saying, "good afternoon, Peach."

就直接说"下午好 琵琪

"Exciting news..常用的关联词有哪些. I started a cupcake business我的1997电视剧全集."

好消息 我开了家小蛋糕店

"Here's our card."

这是我们的名片

"Plea pass them out to all your friends布娃娃的英文,

劳烦跟你所有的朋友宣传宣传

and help us launch our exciting new business venture小学教育论文网."

新店开张 就当帮我们站稳脚跟吧

"Thank you."

谢谢"

That sounds needy跳高视频,

听起来好"求人关注"

like when someone asks you to come to their one-woman show.

就像被邀请去听别人的自我剖析

"Somebody date-raped me,

"我被人迷奸了

and I didn't think I'd live through it倏忽,

我还以为我过不去这关

but I did, and now I'm stronger,

但我成功度过 内心也变得更强大了"

and, uh, still needy手绘墙材料."

求人关注的心也没变

There is nothing needy about having a quality product

把优质的产品推荐给更多的人

and wanting it out there老舍的草原.

一点都不死皮赖脸

Look at Earl护士年度总结..it服务外包协议. he has a CD on display卫生局长.

你看厄尔 他也在卖自己的CD啊

Yeah, but he's cool about it.

是啊 但人家是姜太公钓鱼

He doesn't get all late-night infomercial

不像那种深夜电视推销节目

and shove them down people's throats.

死命推销逼人购买

Earl?

厄尔

How many CDs have you sold at the diner?

你

在这家餐厅卖出了多少张CD

Well起风了歌词是什么意思, in this current economy.粉妆.负责的近义词.

现在世道不好advi的用法.研讨会发言稿..

It's been pretty light蜘蛛侠英雄归来.

销量微薄啊

- May I? - Mm-hmm政治思想表现.

-让我试试 -请便

Hi.

你们好呀

You guys look like music lovers.

一看你们就是热爱音乐的人

This is the best saxophone CD you will ever hear...

这将会是你们听过最好听的萨克斯专辑哦

recorded by our cashier Earl Samson.

由我们的收银员卡尔·萨姆森倾情奉献

He's played with all the greatsdnf最新加点.清明节见闻.龟兔赛跑的故事.

他跟很多名人合作过呢

赫比·汉考 爵士钢琴与键盘大师

波特·巴克拉克 美国乐坛著名作曲家

考尔特兰尼 汉考 巴克拉克 约翰·考尔特兰尼 著名爵士乐萨克斯管演奏家

Coltrane, Hancock, even Bacharach十二五 规划.

His music career derailed due to a heroin addiction,

虽然他因沉迷吸毒而断送了自己的事业

but now he's clean and sober

但他现在已经洗心革面

and斧正近义词, at 83, still following his dream青青蔬果胶囊.

八十三的高龄 依旧努力追求自己的梦想

Only $9.95 a copy. Who'd like one?

一张只要九块九毛五 谁想来一张

Thank you!

谢谢你们

Earl如何创建宽带连接, four CDs牛头简笔画.

厄尔 四张CD

Is any of that true?

她说的话有真的吗

Nope. She even made up my damn last name.

没 她连我的姓都是瞎掰的

That girl can ll.

这妞是天生的推销员呀

Oh! Maxppt版式设计..亲子阅读.

麦克斯

Will you come look at Brangelina?

能过来看一眼布莱洁莉娜吗

I think the spray-tan lady went a little too far.

我觉得那个美黑师有点过头了

I wanted them to look tan, not foreign.

我想他们看起来阳光点 不是像外籍劳工

They look fine.

看上去还好呀

A little Lebane,

就有点像黎巴嫩人

but that'll clear up in a day or two.

但过个一两天就能恢复"本色"了吧

I'm having the worst day.

今天真是太霉了

宋飞的老婆把玛莎的御用给挖走了 杰瑞·宋飞是《宋飞传》的主演 美国著名喜剧演

员

Jessica Seinfeld stole the Martha Stewart boy考研成绩单.

I am so upt with her.

我对她太失望了

I thought we were pretending to be friends秋兴八首.

假装当姐妹的情谊都不顾了

And now I have no one to do the desrts.

现在甜点也没人给我做了

Hello, Peach, exciting news..gmat是什么.

你好 琵琪 好消息

I have a cupcake business韩国qq头像. They're really good.

我有个小蛋糕店 它们超美味

Give the to your friends and help launch

劳烦把名片给你的朋友们 帮我新店

a new business or whatever.

站稳脚跟 或随便怎么着吧

That's it. I did it. Boom!

说完了 我做到了 收工

Okay舒缓的音乐, the bed still isn't built谁说话的声音传得最远.

好吧 床还没装

But the mattress came得过且过的反义词, and it's so good城市竞争力排行.

但今天把床垫送来了 超级舒服哟

Oh宣传册设计欣赏, no成长的味道作文..搜索qq空间克隆. this is not okay.

不行 这样不行

We're not keeping a mattress on the floor.

我们不能把床垫放在地板上

We're poor, not crackheads.

人穷不代表要无下限

And you tricked me.

你居然唬弄我

I did my part,

so you better get this bed done高血压的症状.

我名片都给人了 赶紧把你该装的床装上

Max, you gave Peach the cards.

麦克斯 你把卡片给琵琪了

I'm so proud of you. What did she say?

我真为你感到骄傲 她说什么了

No儿童历史故事. Shut it怎样写好文章. Do it.

别吵 闭嘴 干活

Relax. The bed will be asmbled

放轻松嘛 这床在今天之前

and hidden in the wall by the end of the day平凡的世界读后感,

肯定会组装完毕 然后收到墙上

'cau I decided to do what cute girls

因为我决定采用美女

have been doing for centuries蝾螺科.

从古到今的惯用伎俩

I asked a guy for help好处.

找个男人来帮忙

You called a guy?

你找了个男人

Oh, is he going to climb up your long blonde hair

他是要顺着你长长的金发

and rescue you from your Murphy-bed tower?

爬进你的折叠床城堡中拯救你吗

Wait姐姐我爱你. You don't know any guys妙玉.

慢着 你不认识任何男人

Who did you invite?

你把谁叫过来了

- Johnny大英死海旅游攻略. - No. No, no好看的穿越耽美小说, no, no锻炼肌肉的最佳时间.

-强尼 -不 不 不

Eh, I don't want to e Johnny妊娠纹怎么办.

我不想看见他

I had a weird thing with him at the diner last night美国大选第二场辩论.

我昨晚我跟他在餐馆擦出了尴尬的小火花

I thought you guys were friends空间背景音乐怎么添加.

我以为你俩是朋友呢

I don't know what we are.

我不知道我俩算什么

He was fake interviewing me with a celery stalk.平面设计比赛.基础会计学试题.

他拿根芹菜假装采访我

'Cau you're both grown-ups邓先培.

"成年人"嘛 无可厚非

And when he put it near my mouth农村家庭小作坊,

当他把它放到我嘴边时

I thought he wanted me to bite it的人生, so I2020年高考理科数学..怎么给文件夹设置密码.

我以为他要我咬一口呢 所以我我最亲爱亲爱的老婆.六级作文句型.使用全国1卷的省份.

- You bit it? - I bit it!

-你咬了 -我咬了

That is weird and humiliating and hot描写雪的浪漫诗句.

这真是又雷人又丢人又撩人

Yes, yes何处留相思, and胡适之到底是怎样一个人, yes美国探亲签证. Call him right now!

对对 全中 所以快给他打电话

He can't come over here. Look around!

他不能过来 你看看四周

I have his napkins hanging up everywhere六一搞笑图片.

我把他的餐巾挂满整个屋子

He'll think I'm Dexter北京长城一日游.

他会以为我是嗜血法医

美剧嗜血法医Dexter 杀人狂主角会把将杀目标曾经的罪行贴在墙上

Don't answer that.

别接

- Don't you牙姐.秦雪.. - Come on in, Johnny.

-你敢 -进来吧 强尼

Yes, I did it小学班主任案例分析. I need a bed.

是的 我敢 我需要一张床

You are so lfish!

你太自私了

Yes, I'm lfish, and you're Dexter冬至的著名诗句.

对 我是自私鬼 也好过你个杀人狂

So, quick热伤风吃什么药.十五天打一字.学霸去哪儿. help me take down the napkins.

所以还是快动手帮我把餐巾都摘掉吧

Oh柳絮因风起, God, there are so many!

天啊 怎么这么多

How come I never noticed how many there were before?

我之前怎么完全没有意识到

I don't know英语六级考试真题. Same reason you didn't notice

不知道 大概跟你没意识到

your father stealing everybody's money著名的人性实验.

你爸骗了所有人的钱一样吧

Really? Really? Now when I'm helping you?

你真要这样吗 我现在可是在帮你哟

You're right. We'll trash you later.

你赢了 那晚点再损你好了

Why don't you just ask him what the celery m

oment meant?

为什么你不直接问他 那一口芹菜意味着什么

I don't want to ask him退税.

我不想问

You don't want to ask anybody anything空中草原旅游攻略.

你从来不想问任何人任何事

It's not like the business cards焕然一新的同义词.

这又不像名片

What am I going to say?

我要怎么开口

"Good afternoon双路由器怎么设置, Johnny."

"下午好 强尼

"Exciting news笔记本无线网络找不到.土茯苓和茯苓.5g网络什么时候出. I have started

好消息 我开了一家

an oddly xual celery-biting business2015年春节放假安排时间表."

尴尬情欲咬芹菜店"

Be right thereqq情侣分组名, Johnny!

马上就来 强尼

Yo劳动最光荣经典句.

好呀

So I brought tools知的组词.大谎言家.. per your request女贞.谷歌翻译浏览器.建设工程合同.

根据你的请求 我把工具带来了

and beer极乐空间影评, I made an executive decision on.

根据自我需求 我还带了啤酒

So that's what you do with my art.

原来你这么欣赏我的画作呀

Just one生日祝贺词, and I put it up there.

就一张 是我把它放上去的

She doesn't even like it.高中有机化学方程式.. she's like带走的和留下的,

她一点都不喜欢 还老说

"why would anyone hang up stupid napkin art?"

"怎么会有人把白痴餐巾画给挂起来呀"

Right off my back.

完全不在意

Had a couple of the on the subway.

坐地铁时小喝了几罐

So here's the wood.

床板在这里

You can't help her胰腺炎的治疗...

你不能帮她

she needs to learn a lesson about doing things for herlf汽车折旧年限.

她得学学自己的事情自己做

She thinks we're her daddy容颜易老, and we'll go back on our word,

她以为我们跟她爹一样 会心软反悔

and she'll get a pony.

一切就能马到功成

Well口碑最好的抽油烟机, you can e why she'd think that.

她的确"马"到擒来了

I'm going to e if the hor wants a beer.

我要去看看小马想喝啤酒吗

Hmm为人民服务主要内容, maybe put my glass on him.lol名字大全带英文..

没准我帮它带上眼镜后

get crazy up in this piece!

它会跟我一样又晕又嗨呢

When you're out there不可一世造句, ask him what the celery meantnewjazz.

等你俩在外面时 问他那一口芹菜的意义

Get busyhttps安全证书, princess. Daddy's got company.

快动手吧 小公主 爹爹有客人要"招呼"

Well, little lady, I reckon a cowboy'd get ud to

小姑娘 一个铁汉牛仔

a pretty sweet tup like this说干什么呢 k will.

都会想在此安定下来啊

It's a hard life out on the trails建党一百周年.

这年头讨生活不容易啊

Yeah青团子用什么草做的, it's hard for my people寒冰射手攻略, too,

是呀 我们印第安人就容易吗

since you stole all our land

自从你偷了我们所有的土地

还给我们送来满是天花的毛毯 白人殖民者曾经故意将带有天花病毒的毛毯送给印第安人

and gave us blankets covered in smallpox.

I do declare,

郑重声明

I'm sorry for the dia blankets.

我对给你们带来疾病的毛毯深感抱歉

But they did keep you warm驾考新规则, I bet枸杞能提高性功能,

但它们的确给你们送来温暖

until they killed you中华少年, that is申请163免费邮箱.

直至你们病死那天

"I do declare" is not cowboy临时工协议.

"郑重声明"不像牛仔会说的

That's southern belle.

那是南方仕女的口吻

darn tootin = damn right

I think you're looking for "darn tootin'"

我猜你是想说"太他妈对了"

dag nab it=doggone it=damn it

或是"靠"

or "da

g nab it."

Cowboys did not say "dag nab it."

牛仔从来不说"靠"

Yeah, they did杜若溪严宽的结婚照.

不 他们会说

"Someone done gone stole my hor维修硬盘, dag nab it九年级英语教学工作总结."

"有人偷走了我的马 靠"

I think you're thinking "doggone it."

我觉得你是想说"该死的"

No陪你看草原, "dag nab it".下雪了.. cowboy成长教育 电影.

不 牛仔是说"靠"

Do you really think you know cowboy better than me?

你觉得你比我还了解牛仔吗

Which one of us has a hor?

是谁有马呀

搞笑的骑士皮裤 露臀长裤

Which one of us has assless chaps?

是谁有"无"臀皮裤呀

Should I go inside and help Caroline?

我该进去帮帮卡洛琳吗

No. I'm sure she's doing just fine.

不必 她行的

Can I ask you something?

我能问你个问题吗

Sure猜猜她是谁三年级作文.

当然

When you put the sssword打不开发送错误报告.发廊活动.后备干部工作总结.

当你把那..it is amazing.

we should get on the hor!

我们上马吧

- Okay. - Yeah!

-好的 -好耶

U three-inch lag screw

用三英寸方头螺钉

to cure ledger board to wall studs

把托梁横板固定到墙柱上

"aboot" every 12 inches何以笙箫默番外.

"达"约每十二英寸钉一个

Ooh! Your Canadian voice is so dull元宵祝福短信,

唉 你的加拿大腔真让人想睡

I can't understand a word you're saying.

害我一句都没听懂

There's got to be a video with a better voice低碳环保资料.

肯定有声音语调更好的视频

"怎样装折叠床 摩根·弗里曼" 摩根·弗里曼 美国著名黑人演员 嗓音独特 为纪录片做

过旁白

"How to build a Murphy bed杀虫剂广告.文化的意义.. Morgan Freeman."

Interesting bit of information about horslianhua.noon是什么意思.马利欧.

发现了一个关于马的有趣事情

they hurt your balls.

它们会让你蛋疼

Yeah网络播放, mine hurt, too.

对 我的也疼

You would think after all the years of riding a hor,

还以为男人骑了几百年的马

man would have evolved to have his balls on top

他们的蛋蛋会从下面

instead of underneath滔滔不绝的绝的意思.

进化到上面来呢

Life would be so much easier电影小时代.

好让骑马从此没压力

Well, yeah吴诚真, but I don't e a lot of old-timey ladies

但是感觉旧时的女人们

wanting to get with the top balls.

不会想跟高蛋人士"交往"吧

Are you thinking about the celery?

你在想那根芹菜吗

No空间主页怎么弄, I'm still thinking about my balls如果生活欺骗了你.

不 我还在想我的两颗蛋

Now I'm thinking about the celery.

现在我开始想那根芹菜了

That was weird, right?

当时真尴尬 对吧

Not weird责备的反义词, really剪纸方法.业绩考核.乒乓球发球规则. more, um柳生十兵卫, inten鸡汤炖什么菜好吃.

不是尴尬 应该说是 很浓烈

Inten good or inten bad?

好的浓烈还是坏的浓烈

Inten inten.

很浓烈的浓烈

Whoo.

哇

Whoa嘉应学院校徽. Oh张之路 羚羊木雕. Did I just grab your...

哎呀 我刚是不是抓了你的..秦始皇母亲叫什么名字.

Yeah荷兰的首都, I don't know爬墙虎. "Maybly."

不知道 "或能"吧

"Maybly"! That's not a word深秋的黎明, right?

"或能" 什么跟什么啊 对吧

- We should老爸与女儿免费版... - I got to get down爱情无价.

-我们清明追思..七夕吃什么. -我得下马了

Me too.

我也是

My balls意愿书.

蛋疼

So take your makeup brush记住我, take your mirror感恩生命,

拿出你的化妆刷和镜子

and you want to comb your eyebrows upwards最好看的言情小说.

把你的眉毛往上刷

What are y

ou doing?

你在干嘛

Okay彝族的火把节, okay2017年1月14日.

好吧 好吧

I thought I typed in "Morgan Freeman2k13."

我以为我输入的是"摩根·弗里曼"

But I'm so tired, what came up was "more gay men""

但是我太累了 打成"磨根·基佬曼"

but this Damon guy is a genius英雄在中.

但这人真的很厉害

If he had a video on how to build a Murphy bed,

如果他有出关于如何安装折叠床的视频

it'd already be done看透了人心社会的现实的句子.

我铁定早把床装好了

Wait西游伏妖篇 电影. Where's Johnny?

等等 强尼呢

What happened? Did you ask him?

发生什么事了 你问他了吗

No, he left.

没 他走了

Out the back?

后院直接走了啊

Yeah人民币贬值对房价的影响, it got even weirder.

对 事情发展得更尴尬了

He grabbed my boob.

他抓了我的胸

Or... he didn't grab my.交通事故处理协议书..

应该说 他没有抓我的文来中学.什么都不要说..

he grabbed my boob.

他的确有抓到我的胸

I just don't know whether it was on purpo自我简介.

我不知道他是不是有意的

But I asked密集的反义词, like you told me to,

我照你教我那样问了他

and now I have a weird boob moment

结果多了个尴尬的胸部一手抓

to go with my weird celery moment.

配我那个芹菜一口咬

That is very complicated.

情况的确很复杂

But I'm great with relationship stuff爱的解脱.

不过我对感情方面很有一套

So come on over here全国中小学消防公开课直播, and we'll hammer it all out

所以快过来 一起把床给解决了

while we hammer this all out水调歌头歌词.

然后再一起把你的问题也解决掉

Come on, this is where you break down

拜托 现在该是你理智线断了

and finally help me build the bed.

终于愿意帮我把床装好的最佳时机

No金丝峡, this is where I go to my already-built bed.

错 现在是我回我已装好的床上躺着的时机

And after Peaches today and.三位一体自主招生.断箭.

在琵琪家的事以及

whatever that was out there with my boob,

刚才我胸的那件破事之后

I'm not showing anyone my cards anymore..高丝纯肌粹.

在外给人名片 私下吐露心声

business or personal.

这两样我再也不

Go in!

进去

Go in! Oh!

进去呀

What is happening out here?

你在外面搞什么啊

That's the kind of pounding that's suppod to happen

这撞击声应该是等你到了床上

after you're in the bed.

"活动"时才发出来的

I can't do it2020不平凡的一年感悟.

我做不到

I tried腊月雪. I really did香山男孩, but I can't.

我努力过 尽全力了 还是做不到

I guess I can't do anything without my father's money突发.

果然没了我爸的钱 我只是个废物

You were right建设工程施工合同管理办法.

你说得对

Trying is embarrassing我和春天有个约会粤语.

尝试只会自讨没趣

So I'm not going to try anymore.

所以我还是死了这条心算了

I'm sick of it幸福的定义是什么.

我受够了

I'm going to sleep on that horrible couch

我的余生就睡在这张可怕的沙发上

and get bad tips and cry

就拿着卑微的小费 含着泪

every waitress day for the rest of my life威力最大的狙击枪.

度过我当服务员的每一天

Daddy腌辣椒的做法, plea.

老爸 求你了

God, you're a baby.

天啊 你真是个死小孩

Okay, I'll help you裁组词组.古牧犬价格.. this one time only.

好吧 我来帮

你 但是下不为例

And we're not going to bond when we do itqq挂件.

干活时别妄想能成为生死之交

We're not going to high-five when we finish甘蓝菜的营养价值.

完工后也别想跟我击掌欢呼

And I don't want to hear two months from now消防演习计划,

也不想以后还得听到你说

"hey, remember that night we built the Murphy bed?

"还记得我们装折叠床的那晚吗

That was awesome考上大学祝福语." None of that. Got it?

真是美妙的一夜" 通通不行 知道吗

We need the power drill,

我们得用到电钻

1/4-inch bit江米的营养价值, some masonry screws旁征博引的意思,

四分之一英寸钻头 带槽螺钉

and a bear claw.

还有熊爪面包

Now delete "eyebrows,"

删掉关键词"眉毛"

type in "Murphy bed郦志隆," and let's build this mother转正小结.

输入"折叠床" 然后开工解决这小混蛋

I can't believe we did it.

真不敢相信终于完工了

Yeah, it looks pretty good.

是啊 看起来挺好

Oh干支五行, Max.

麦克斯

You put the bakery up on your vision

你把蛋糕店放在你的梦想拼图新高考方案.关于打雪仗的作文..

beam.

柱上了

Say anything more, and I'll take it down车辆工程排名.

再多说一句 我就拿下来

- Do you know this number? - That's Peach.

-你认识这号码吗 -是琵琪

- Why would she call you? - It's about the cupcake business.反腐倡廉警示.归来去电视剧.

-她为什么会打给你 -肯定是蛋糕店的事

my number's on the card.

那名片上留了我电话

Put it on speaker.

开免提

Hello?

你好

I found your card in my baby's room.

我在婴儿房发现了你的名片

I have no idea who you are or how it got there高考复读,

我不知道你是谁 也不知道卡哪来的

but I'm throwing a birthday party in a week,

但我下周准备开一个生日会

and I thought cupcakes might be fun变形金刚2影评.

我觉得小蛋糕应该挺有意思

Ohoctober road, they are.

是啊

People love cupcakes2021立秋是几月几日日.

大家都爱小蛋糕

They bring a n of whimsy and nostalgia.

它们能勾起大家的各种情怀

That's enough.

够了

Why don't you tell me

你不如直接告诉我

some of the other events you've done?

你们承办过什么活动

Oh空间文章, well非诚勿扰台词, we're a start-up companydnf职业排行.

我们的店才刚起步

Oh五年级下册暑假作业, no, I need a real business.

不行 我要的是真正的店

Bye-bye岑参.

再见

Well, there you go读唐诗.阳春旅游景点大全..

这下你满意了吧

complete waste of our time2013北京高考语文作文.

完全是浪费时间

See? Trying is embarrassing.

瞧 尝试的后果就是自讨没趣

No. That was great关于春节的传统小故事, incredible百度总裁李彦宏.

不 这很好啊 简直太棒了

What? She hung up on you湖北省考成绩排名.

什么 她都挂你电话了

Yes. But it proves one thing.

是 但这也证明了一件事

The cards... they worked!

这些名片 果然有用

This is so inspiring户籍制度改革内容.

这太激动人心了

First we build a Murphy bed, next a cupcake business,

我们成功装上折叠床 接着还有生意上门

then, Max.春词.德育处工作计划.

马克斯

Who knows what el?

谁知道接下来会有什么好事呢

Uh反哺之情, adjust the springs?

帮我调一下弹簧嘛

Nodoes的过去式, that's perfect.

不要 这样挺好