BostonLegal
TrulyMadly,Deeply
Season2,Episode7
htsReserved.
Broadcast:ovember8,2005
TranscribedbyImamess
ShirleySchmidt:
Didhesaywhatitwasabout?
PaulLewiston:he’donlyspeaktoyou.
ShirleySchmidt:Well,I’’refightingovertheantuckett
houseagain.
PaulLewiston:Hesayshe’llonlyspeaktoyou!
ShirleySchmidt:
Dwight!Howareyou?
DwightBiddle:dShirley.
ShirleySchmidt:
Why?
DwightBiddle:Jeanieisleavingme.
ShirleySchmidt:
What?Why?
DwightBiddle:Andshe’stryingtohavethemarriageannulled.
ShirleySchmidt:That’’vebeenmarriedover
twentyyears.
DwightBiddle:
,asifIneverexistedIguess.
ShirleySchmidt:Why?What’sgottenintoher?
DwightBiddle:
Wellit’smorewhatI’ed.
ShirleySchmidt:You?Well,I,I,Ican’tpretendI’,infidelityisn’t
’ssomethingyou’renottellingme.
DwightBiddle:
’vemetWendy
ShirleySchmidt:w?
DwightBiddle:htI’andI
hadbeenalittleestrangedand…
ShirleySchmidt:Youstrayedwithlivestock?
DwightBiddle:
It’eanie,she’sgonnatryto
makemeoutabigsicko.
ShirleySchmidt:Gee.
DwightBiddle:’vebeenagoodhusbandfortwenty-three
years,adeaconatourchurch,amodelphilanthropist,arespectedprofessoratamajor
universitytownselectmaneven.
ShirleySchmidt:
Ha,epwithonecow!
DwightBiddle:Pleasedon’tmakesport,anddon’’twannalosemywife!
DeniseBauer:
Youcannotturfthisonetome.
ShirleySchmidt:
Oh,butIcan.
DeniseBauer:Shirley…
ShirleySchmidt:
fendalmostanyoneagainstalmostanything,butgrowingupI
hadacow.
DeniseBauer:You?
ShirleySchmidt:
otsexually!gs,cats,atreefrog,butBumpy.I
kwhatDwight…Ican’tgothereDenise.
DeniseBauer:WhatmakesyouthinkIcan?
ShirleySchmidt:
You’eofthisfirmisCrane,PooleandSchmidt.
I’mSchmidt.
DeniseBauer:Shirley,please,Iambeggingyou.
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ShirleySchmidt:Someone’’tbeme.
DennyCrane:
’tknowwhyI’rane.I’vebeensummoned!
rane.
JudgeHarveyCooper:
conferenceaweek
fromtoday.
DennyCrane:
hellcalledandwhy?Oh!DennyCrane.
JudgeHarveyCooper:Ah!Jesselwouldyouplease?
Clerk:Document166253,CommonwealthversusRonaldJessel.
JudgeHarveyCooper:
MrCrane,you’vebeenassignedtorepresentoneofourIndigent
defendants,thankyouforcomingin.
DennyCrane:ocandoJudge.
JudgeHarveyCooper:
Ibegyourpardon?
DennyCrane:’tpayyou.
JudgeHarveyCooper:MrCranethisisn’youthinkthesenior
partnersareexemptfromcivicduty?
DennyCrane:Wasitahooker?Icandohookers.
JudgeHarveyCooper:
It’ient’srightthere.
DennyCrane:pttheDistrictAttorney’srecommendationfor
rane.
JudgeHarveyCooper:Comebackthisinstantoryouwillhelpincontemptsir.
DennyCrane:
Whatdidyoujustsay?
JudgeHarveyCooper:Youwillmeetyourclient,youwillreturnherethisafternoontoenter
gedlykilledathirteen-year-old
’!
DennyCrane:rane.
DennyCrane:
Betyou’’tyoukid?
GarrettWells:Iwouldsir.
DennyCrane:
BecauseIlikeyoudon’thavetolick‘em,justdust‘emwithyoursleeve.
GarrettWells:Yessir.
MarshalStepcoe:
Wecan’thaveaclownwaxingonaboutG8worldissuesforGod’’s
achildren’sshow!
BradChase:Whendidyoufirehim?
MarshalStepcoe:
,thiscouldbeapublicrelations
’stheonlyZozothisstationhaseverhad.
AlanShore:
MayIhelpyouladies?
Firstpersonwaiting:We’reherefortheassistant’sposition.
AlanShore:
tulations!You’’sgoinside.
BradChase:
Alan!Youcan’etoatleastinterview.
AlanShore:
Why?type?
Melissa:Some
AlanShore:
See?
DwightBiddle:WhathappenedtoShirley?
DeniseBauer: